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 Operator, why does Darvo sound shocked on missions he sends you on? *In deranged and twisted voice* BECAUSE HE'S ALWAYS A FEW VOLTS SHORT!  Ordis needs to charge him extra for that one. 

 

Edited by (NSW)KentaRaikoros1
Staying with one per submission, anyway, does a joke within a joke count as two?
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On mission failure (since there is no comment for that as far as I know😞)

Just a minor setback. Stay Tennacious, Operator!

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Please use cleaning routine Operator, there is sand everywhere in cockpit.

And there could be variations after playing some time as saryn, something about spores, with grendel lefovers/crumbs and nidus is causing malignant growth in small spaces

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Operator, What does one get when they hybridize a Cephalpod and a Condroc? ***AN ABOMINATION....***- A Tennobaum's feast with drumsticks for everyone!

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Right after the player returns from a mission

*whispering* ...if the operator doesn't clean the infestation from that room soon  **evil robot voice** I WILL BURN IT TO THE GROUND! *whispering* ... OH HEY OPERATOR! How was your mission ? 

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Operator, your angel and Cephalon Ordis.
You need a KITGUN that can be held with one hand on the other side of the hand holding the big leek.Otherwise, no one will quietly wait in the sea of fire.
Oops, would this be silent in another sense...?
HAHAHA, sorry.

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