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What do you call Simaris without any Synthesis scans?

 

Cephalone Simaris

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 Operator, why does Darvo sound shocked on missions he sends you on? *In deranged and twisted voice* BECAUSE HE'S ALWAYS A FEW VOLTS SHORT!  Ordis needs to charge him extra for that one. 

 

Edited by (NSW)KentaRaikoros1
Staying with one per submission, anyway, does a joke within a joke count as two?

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Operator, did you hear that ?! Grineers are born in the asteroid belt, where most of the accidents happen ! 

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Tenno, did you just open the air lock?  Oh my...  The Kavat is out of "Orbit" again...  (At this point the Kavat could fly by the cockpit window..)

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On mission failure (since there is no comment for that as far as I know😞)

Just a minor setback. Stay Tennacious, Operator!

Edited by Senohod
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Please use cleaning routine Operator, there is sand everywhere in cockpit.

And there could be variations after playing some time as saryn, something about spores, with grendel lefovers/crumbs and nidus is causing malignant growth in small spaces

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*Upon exiting decoration mode* Oh Operator, the orbiter looks messy with all this scrap; wonderful with all these decorations!

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https://ibb.co/V9FrVTK

 

OPERATOR!!!.. It seem like they are now sleeping with the "FISHES"

 

Jvkilla 

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btw in between the dashes is ordis' corrupted voice

 

Operator, I have checked the weather on Uranus. It is currently - as toxic as Vay Heks's breath! - raining kavats and kubrows! Isn't that - soothing?

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Operator, What does one get when they hybridize a Cephalpod and a Condroc? ***AN ABOMINATION....***- A Tennobaum's feast with drumsticks for everyone!

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Operator?

Are my jokes too intelligent for you, or is your sense of humour just d̴͈̾ȧ̸̮m̵͍͋a̵̺̚ǵ̴̩e̸̕͜d̷̲͆  ?

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Right after the player returns from a mission

*whispering* ...if the operator doesn't clean the infestation from that room soon  **evil robot voice** I WILL BURN IT TO THE GROUND! *whispering* ... OH HEY OPERATOR! How was your mission ? 

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Operator, your angel and Cephalon Ordis.
You need a KITGUN that can be held with one hand on the other side of the hand holding the big leek.Otherwise, no one will quietly wait in the sea of fire.
Oops, would this be silent in another sense...?
HAHAHA, sorry.

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(on exiting nightwave)

Operator?... Ordis has acquired worrying reports from nightwave about you... *glitches* is it a framing?!

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hey-OpERAtor! - Guess what i found LONG- _ago

a 102000 year-old- man with- purple hair in the space- , do YOU Know Him?*[]‘

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