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Excuse me, operator?

Does Ordis ordinary order-

...sorry
Does Ordis ordinate-

Hmm.

Does Ordis ordinarily ordain orders around orbital coordinates for the operator or does the operator obtain coordinates for himself?
 AH-HAH! I got it! YOU try saying that!

Ordis will check logs regarding orbital functions.
 

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(After operator leaves Fortuna69)
Operator, I don't want to stick my cephalon fragments anywhere but were you stuck at Fortuna69?
I was worried about you.

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Ordis: "Operator? I heard that the Corpus has to pay a fee every time they pray to the Void. You don't have to worry because 'Ninjas pray free'!".

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Operator, do you like songs?! 
 

Ordis proceeds to sing Venessa Carlton’s A thousand miles The part everyone knows and love “Making my way downtown walkin fast”. Until ordis along with most people forget the rest of the song in which he blames a malfunction For his memory loss.

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"Operator, Have you heard that Warframes are getting infected with Helminth Cysts? Personally, I have taken to calling this condition the "Nidus Touch"."

(It's a play on words from the "Midas Touch")

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