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Operator, do you like songs?! 
 

Ordis proceeds to sing Venessa Carlton’s A thousand miles The part everyone knows and love “Making my way downtown walkin fast”. Until ordis along with most people forget the rest of the song in which he blames a malfunction For his memory loss.

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calculating net worth of Corpus assets... error! value too large for int256

 

it's a coding joke AND a reference to a similar joke about Grineer intelligence! and yes I'm assuming Ordis runs on 256 bits or higher, don't take this headcanon from me!

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(There are 2 things I've wanted out of more puns. One being different puns while styling you're load out. The other being more personalized puns / jokes at least for what frame you selected.)

*equips Ember*

"Lets hope your enemies can Ember-ace their -scorching- pun-ishment"

(I have other ideas for other frames but I'll go with this for the submission.)

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Operator I'm so Glad you managed to [distorted voice] Murder EVERYTHING/EVERYONE!, . To come back safe from your mission!(can fit in exterminate or assassinate missions).

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[distoreted voice] TIME TO DYE!, to repaint (after changing colors on warframes,weapons ,orbitar etc).
 

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