(XBOX)itsmarkules Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 On 2020-06-19 at 12:59 PM, [DE]Helen said: Operator? Ordis wonders... do you know any good jokes? This contest is for all you jokesters and punsters! Ordis is looking for some new puns and witticisms from the Operator. Write a short quip, joke or pun and share it with us. The winning submissions will be recorded and added to Warframe! How to enter: Write a joke or pun to be spoken by Cephalon Ordis in-game. Share your submission in this thread for judging! Rules: One submission per player Submission must be your original creation Submission must not exceed 300 characters Submission must be Warframe-related Do not reserve spots in this thread Only post submissions in this thread Winning submissions become the property of Digital Extremes Submissions that do not follow these rules will be disqualified Selecting the Winning Submissions: The Warframe Team will choose a Top 10 after reviewing all submissions. Winners will be chosen based on the wit and humour reflected in their submissions. Keep in mind that your joke will become part of the Warframe universe! We recommend looking at in-game lore for inspiration. The Design Council will determine the winning jokes or puns by voting on the Top 10 submissions selected by the Warframe Team. Design Council voting will begin on Friday, July 3 at 1:00PM ET and run until Thursday, July 9 at 1:00PM ET. Prizes: 1st place – Titania Prime Access & your joke added to Warframe! 2nd place – 1000 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 3rd place – 750 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 4th place – 750 Platinum! 5th place – 500 Platinum! This contest starts now until Thursday, July 2 at 1:00 PM ET! ALL PLAYERS FROM EACH PLATFORM CAN PARTICIPATE! Make us laugh, Operator! Operator, It seems the Sentients are getting more aggressive Hunhowere able to kill their ranks so easily, HAHA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Etheral_Synergy Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 Operator... Those infested are *DISGUSTING*, please ensure you *PURGE THEM*... Wash your chassis, before boarding the orbiter next time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Novakiin13 Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 Operator.... I am of the opinion the Frost needs to -Chill Out-. Don't you agree? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(NSW)Mlatios1 Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 Operator do you ever wonder if the Corpus need those tin cans for helmets to keep their ego in check? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razertan Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 Operator?... I see you expected to see the lotus.. But it was *ME*ORDIS*! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)AzTx2442 Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 Operator, I found a file on an earth fruit called an Apple. According to the codex, after their extinction, [Homocidal Ordis voice] the doctors could not be kept away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Knight541 Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 (Normal) "Operator, why when your warframes are damaged, they can be fixed?" (Distorted) "BUT WHEN I'M BROKEN, NOTHING WORKS?" (Normal) "Maybe I should try mods." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer_of_Sol Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 Operator, the sigma series rail jack doesn't come with a cup holder What a loooooser Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDN.001 Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 Operator Ordis wonders, if the corpus are greedy and deal weapons more powerful then the tenno and grineer Why cant they defeat ether of us? Because they would lose their top buyers (In a monochrome voice) Ha Ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShohShoh Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 I love Ordis, tried to do a wholesome/menacing voice line but... Oh well, he protec, he attac, but most importantly he got your back! My submission; "Operator, you should - WATCH YOUR BACK - Ordis cares about your safety." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)steeldrac Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 Operator, I'm here to provide tutorials and training... bzzz... you know what? go watch a video. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tholkemosad Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 What did the cephalon say, when it was left on the derelict? “Hey, don’t weave me here!” Was that witty or what, Operator? Operator… …? Don’t weave me hanging. Running designation diagnostics… Diagnostics complete, “Operator, I am your… father?” Strange, I am unable to sire kin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)X0982 Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 Operator, can I call you Tenno? Because you’re a ten. *glitch* AND NO ONE SURVIVES... Looks like we’re on the same page for once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyanKaMiKaZe95 Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 Operator! Why did the Eidolon cross the plains?!?... Actually Ordis does not know because the Operator took it down before it got there! Well done Operator you have cut Ordis joke short! Ha Ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxRadMen Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 Operator: *Receives inbox message from ???: Your actions have consequences. Ordis: Operator? I have... FEELING... I think somebody is always watching us... But it's probably infested part of Orbitier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Primal-Volt Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 “Operator, what do you call Grineer when they’re far away? Gri-far!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greenrae94 Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 [After changing warframe colours] "Operator, are your optical sensors malfunctioning? Or.... Did you mean to to colour it that way." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Orthodox13 Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 New inbox message, Operator! *brief pause, long enough for someone to open the inbox menu and look* Haha, just kidding Operator! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimplyBlank Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 *when exiting the arsenal* ''Operator, your selection of armaments looks really - STUPID - impressive! Ordis is recalculating his expectations! (stupid may be switched with DUMB if the previous is too harsh :D) Hope I didn't copy anyone 😛 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Nero1original Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 Operator? Ordis wonders... Why doesn't Baro use credits? They would become VOID! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QueenOfDeathXoX Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 "Operator! Ordis knows fighting doesn't require a brain, but I hoped you'd at least use it to fashion your frame!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noorcstoday Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 in hopes noone has thought of this one yet... "Operator, my sense of humor is... extraordisnary" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaigetsuDowlin Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 When stalker is spawning Operator remember when you told me about the guy who was following you Well he is here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salayaa Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 *Random lotus sound clip plays* *static* "Sorry Operator... Ordis played the wrong soundwave... it will not happen again" I feel like that can be edited better but the idea of ordis using a lotus soundboard is something I cant help but imagine and laugh about. Particularly in missions when lotus sound clips dont seem to make sense for the situation XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)savvy5555 Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 Ordis has seen the future but I can not tell you because it will spoil the story line and ordis would be hunted down by all of the tenno Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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