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Cephalon Joke-a-Thon Contest [Winners Announced]


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On 2020-06-19 at 12:59 PM, [DE]Helen said:


Operator? Ordis wonders... do you know any good jokes?

This contest is for all you jokesters and punsters! Ordis is looking for some new puns and witticisms from the Operator. Write a short quip, joke or pun and share it with us. The winning submissions will be recorded and added to Warframe!

How to enter:

Write a joke or pun to be spoken by Cephalon Ordis in-game. Share your submission in this thread for judging!


  • One submission per player
  • Submission must be your original creation
  • Submission must not exceed 300 characters
  • Submission must be Warframe-related
  • Do not reserve spots in this thread
  • Only post submissions in this thread
  • Winning submissions become the property of Digital Extremes
  • Submissions that do not follow these rules will be disqualified


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Selecting the Winning Submissions:

The Warframe Team will choose a Top 10 after reviewing all submissions. Winners will be chosen based on the wit and humour reflected in their submissions. Keep in mind that your joke will become part of the Warframe universe! We recommend looking at in-game lore for inspiration.

The Design Council will determine the winning jokes or puns by voting on the Top 10 submissions selected by the Warframe Team. Design Council voting will begin on Friday, July 3 at 1:00PM ET and run until Thursday, July 9 at 1:00PM ET.


  • 1st place – Titania Prime Access & your joke added to Warframe!
  • 2nd place – 1000 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe!
  • 3rd place – 750 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe!
  • 4th place – 750 Platinum!
  • 5th place – 500 Platinum!

This contest starts now until Thursday, July 2 at 1:00 PM ET!


Make us laugh, Operator!

Operator, It seems the Sentients are getting more aggressive Hunhowere able to kill their ranks so easily, HAHA.

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Ordis wonders, if the corpus are greedy and deal weapons more powerful then the tenno and grineer

Why cant they defeat ether of us?

Because they would lose their top buyers

(In a monochrome voice) Ha Ha 

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I love Ordis, tried to do a wholesome/menacing voice line but... Oh well, he protec, he attac, but most importantly he got your back!

My submission;

"Operator, you should - WATCH YOUR BACK - Ordis cares about your safety."

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What did the cephalon say, when it was left on the derelict? “Hey, don’t weave me here!” Was that witty or what, Operator? Operator… …? Don’t weave me hanging.
Running designation diagnostics… Diagnostics complete, “Operator, I am your… father?”
Strange, I am unable to sire kin.

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*when exiting the arsenal*

''Operator, your selection of armaments looks really - STUPID - impressive! Ordis is recalculating his expectations!

(stupid may be switched with DUMB if the previous is too harsh :D)

Hope I didn't copy anyone 😛

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*Random lotus sound clip plays* *static*

"Sorry Operator... Ordis played the wrong soundwave... it will not happen again"

I feel like that can be edited better but the idea of ordis using a lotus soundboard is something I cant help but imagine and laugh about. Particularly in missions when lotus sound clips dont seem to make sense for the situation XD 

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