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Cephalon Joke-a-Thon Contest [Winners Announced]

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Operator have you been ignoring me by running Railjack with Cephalon Cy? Be careful about who's your true cephalon assistant, as he can be very Cy-chotic

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On 2020-06-19 at 12:59 PM, [DE]Helen said:

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Operator? Ordis wonders... do you know any good jokes?

This contest is for all you jokesters and punsters! Ordis is looking for some new puns and witticisms from the Operator. Write a short quip, joke or pun and share it with us. The winning submissions will be recorded and added to Warframe!


How to enter:

Write a joke or pun to be spoken by Cephalon Ordis in-game. Share your submission in this thread for judging!


Rules:

  • One submission per player
  • Submission must be your original creation
  • Submission must not exceed 300 characters
  • Submission must be Warframe-related
  • Do not reserve spots in this thread
  • Only post submissions in this thread
  • Winning submissions become the property of Digital Extremes
  • Submissions that do not follow these rules will be disqualified

 

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Selecting the Winning Submissions:

The Warframe Team will choose a Top 10 after reviewing all submissions. Winners will be chosen based on the wit and humour reflected in their submissions. Keep in mind that your joke will become part of the Warframe universe! We recommend looking at in-game lore for inspiration.

The Design Council will determine the winning jokes or puns by voting on the Top 10 submissions selected by the Warframe Team. Design Council voting will begin on Friday, July 3 at 1:00PM ET and run until Thursday, July 9 at 1:00PM ET.


Prizes:

  • 1st place – Titania Prime Access & your joke added to Warframe!
  • 2nd place – 1000 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe!
  • 3rd place – 750 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe!
  • 4th place – 750 Platinum!
  • 5th place – 500 Platinum!

This contest starts now until Thursday, July 2 at 1:00 PM ET!

ALL PLAYERS FROM EACH PLATFORM CAN PARTICIPATE!

Make us laugh, Operator!

Operator, It seems the Sentients are getting more aggressive Hunhowere able to kill their ranks so easily, HAHA.

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Operator... Those infested are *DISGUSTING*, please ensure you *PURGE THEM*... Wash your chassis, before boarding the orbiter next time.

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Posted (edited)

Operator....

I am of the opinion the Frost needs to -Chill Out-. Don't you agree?

Edited by (PS4)Novakiin13
Better idea

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Operator do you ever wonder if the Corpus need those tin cans for helmets to keep their ego in check?

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Operator?... I see you expected to see the lotus.. But it was *ME*ORDIS*!

 

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Operator, I found a file on an earth fruit called an Apple.

 

According to the codex, after their extinction, [Homocidal Ordis voice] the doctors could not be kept away. 

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(Normal) "Operator, why when your warframes are damaged, they can be fixed?" (Distorted) "BUT WHEN I'M BROKEN, NOTHING WORKS?" (Normal) "Maybe I should try mods."

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Operator

Ordis wonders, if the corpus are greedy and deal weapons more powerful then the tenno and grineer

Why cant they defeat ether of us?

Because they would lose their top buyers

(In a monochrome voice) Ha Ha 

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Posted (edited)

I love Ordis, tried to do a wholesome/menacing voice line but... Oh well, he protec, he attac, but most importantly he got your back!

My submission;

"Operator, you should - WATCH YOUR BACK - Ordis cares about your safety."

Edited by ShohShoh

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What did the cephalon say, when it was left on the derelict? “Hey, don’t weave me here!” Was that witty or what, Operator? Operator… …? Don’t weave me hanging.
Running designation diagnostics… Diagnostics complete, “Operator, I am your… father?”
Strange, I am unable to sire kin.

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Operator, can I call you Tenno? Because you’re a ten. *glitch* AND NO ONE SURVIVES... Looks like we’re on the same page for once.

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Operator! Why did the Eidolon cross the plains?!?... Actually Ordis does not know because the Operator took it down before it got there! Well done Operator you have cut Ordis joke short! Ha Ha

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Posted (edited)

Operator: *Receives inbox message from ???: Your actions have consequences.

Ordis: Operator? I have... FEELING... I think somebody is always watching us... But it's probably infested part of Orbitier.

Edited by MaxRadMen
Changed it. I think it's more funny now :D

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Posted (edited)

“Operator, what do you call Grineer when they’re far away? Gri-far!”

Edited by Primal-Volt

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[After changing warframe colours]

"Operator, are your optical sensors malfunctioning? Or.... Did you mean to to colour it that way."

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New inbox message, Operator!

*brief pause, long enough for someone to open the inbox menu and look*

Haha, just kidding Operator!

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*when exiting the arsenal*

''Operator, your selection of armaments looks really - STUPID - impressive! Ordis is recalculating his expectations!

(stupid may be switched with DUMB if the previous is too harsh :D)

Hope I didn't copy anyone 😛

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Posted (edited)

in hopes noone has thought of this one yet...

 

"Operator, my sense of humor is... extraordisnary"

Edited by noorcstoday
spelling mistake (operatir)

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When stalker is spawning

Operator remember when you told me about the guy who was following you

Well he is here

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*Random lotus sound clip plays* *static*

"Sorry Operator... Ordis played the wrong soundwave... it will not happen again"


I feel like that can be edited better but the idea of ordis using a lotus soundboard is something I cant help but imagine and laugh about. Particularly in missions when lotus sound clips dont seem to make sense for the situation XD 

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