Cephalon Joke-a-Thon Contest [Winners Announced]

[(XBOX)Jarunetchere 0]

Operator! I have located the "Volume Control" that you have requested I find. Unfortunately it has been Damaged. Shall I scan for a replacement?

Edited June 26, 2020 by (XB1)Jarunetchere
Ignore this, my device lagged out and double posted

[jimy_byerley 1]

Operator, did you hear what this corpus lieutenant said when Clem was furiously grakating his men ?

CLEM-DOWN !

[luckydog22 0]

Operator where did all these!?... Oh my apologies. I remember your arsenal being "smaller" different.

[MisterEdward 2]

Operator,

Ordis wonders, is exploding ... lAuNcHiNg YoUrSeLf InTo ThE oRbit ... still a thing?

 

F for self damage 😔

Edited June 26, 2020 by MisterEdward
F for self damage

[(PSN)BloxyBoy 0]

When the loud out is changed to a prime variant

 

Operator... I would like to say that frame suits you...one might say your in your prime

[Antman51 0]

Operator, 

maybe you would consider changing the color of your Warframe to red.

To match the blood of your enemies.

For cosmetic purposes.

[(PSN)phenixios 0]

Operator? Ordis wonders, do you need more space? Shall I open the air lock? No, I'm sure your Kubrow will be fine

[Neizd 25]

Operator did you know the lights on orbiter malfunctioned when you were on a mission? Ordis should have been sad but instead he was... DELIGHTED.

[(NSW)PotatoBeats 1]

Operator, Ordis wonders, how do the Grineer Queens smile?

Maybe Grineer-to-ear.

...

I'm sorry, that kuva been better.

[(PSN)akirayokoshima 8]

Ok, I thought hard about this and this is my only good one I could think of.

 

Operator, why do the corpus and grineer not wish to play lunaro?

Because they are afraid that the operator would go tenno on them!

 

(In case anyone doesn't get it, its a pun, on tenno sounding similar to saying ten-oh)

[Big_Boss2121 0]

Ok, this is my joke:

Operator, if you need a good distraction in the mission, you could always use your Kubrow pet,
Ordis sure doesn't seems to miss it...

 

Hope you like it :)

[Ororey 1]

Operator, please try to keep everything Ordisly... -ANOTHER PUN?!-

Edited June 26, 2020 by Ororey

[(PSN)Knighteous_14 3]

My oh my Operator, your efforts in your records is so-BlOoDThIrSty SAVaGe!!-..Ahem, I meant to say "Heroic".. I'll self-destruct now.

[(XBOX)Z3R0140 0]

Operator?!?

Have you ever wondered.......”what the insides of a sentient look like?” .....forgive me. What was I saying?

[(PSN)Gromlinn 1]

Operator, I've got a good joke for you.

(Clears throat) The grineer.

[(PSN)DarkSage73 0]

Ordis was wondering are going to pppuuuttt that longggg pointed pokie thing in a shhhheath forrr protection operator? Hahaha!!!

[(PSN)deadmeat3171 11]

Not that good a joke but here goes         

What does ivara order when fine dining 

Kabaza od a bed of fusilai served with a  acorn prime sauce on an invisible plate

[(XBOX)Bubzie G 2]

Ordis thinks you like cephlon cy more then ordis (im so jealous!!!) im just curious but who do you like best...

 

[XenosInfinity 1,708]

Operator, Ordis has been practicing with humor! Please allow me to demonstrate: What is the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing! Hmm... Maybe I should work on my delivery.

[(NSW)Chakapembe 1]

*For players with the instrument in their gear*

 

"Operator, you are the Shawzin one! Ha..ha..." 

[randkami 13]

What do we do with companions? We consign them to the Lotus of course! Ha ha... wait.

 

PD: Meant to be played post-Sacrifice quest.

Edited June 26, 2020 by randkami
Small extra

[(NSW)Zomb3u 0]

Operator want to hear a joke? why do the corpus boxy helmets? because they "block" any damage

 

[(XBOX)WendysCat 0]

(After equipping a kuva weapon) Operator don't you think that's a bit to much FIREPOWER 

[GGElisa 0]

I've been thinking, Operator... Why is it called warframes instead of yourframes..? Ha.. Ha..
 

[mewis4wes0me 1]

(when on a grineer mission) ugh, Grineer. they're so dense, light bends around them. ha ha ha

Edited June 26, 2020 by mewis4wes0me