(NSW)PotatoBeats Posted June 26, 2020 Share Posted June 26, 2020 Operator, Ordis wonders, how do the Grineer Queens smile? Maybe Grineer-to-ear. ... I'm sorry, that kuva been better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)akirayokoshima Posted June 26, 2020 Share Posted June 26, 2020 Ok, I thought hard about this and this is my only good one I could think of. Operator, why do the corpus and grineer not wish to play lunaro? Because they are afraid that the operator would go tenno on them! (In case anyone doesn't get it, its a pun, on tenno sounding similar to saying ten-oh) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big_Boss2121 Posted June 26, 2020 Share Posted June 26, 2020 Ok, this is my joke: Operator, if you need a good distraction in the mission, you could always use your Kubrow pet,Ordis sure doesn't seems to miss it... Hope you like it :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ororey Posted June 26, 2020 Share Posted June 26, 2020 (edited) Operator, please try to keep everything Ordisly... -ANOTHER PUN?!- Edited June 26, 2020 by Ororey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Knighteous_14 Posted June 26, 2020 Share Posted June 26, 2020 My oh my Operator, your efforts in your records is so-BlOoDThIrSty SAVaGe!!-..Ahem, I meant to say "Heroic".. I'll self-destruct now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Z3R0140 Posted June 26, 2020 Share Posted June 26, 2020 Operator?!? Have you ever wondered.......”what the insides of a sentient look like?” .....forgive me. What was I saying? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Gromlinn Posted June 26, 2020 Share Posted June 26, 2020 Operator, I've got a good joke for you. (Clears throat) The grineer. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)DarkSage73 Posted June 26, 2020 Share Posted June 26, 2020 Ordis was wondering are going to pppuuuttt that longggg pointed pokie thing in a shhhheath forrr protection operator? Hahaha!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)deadmeat3171 Posted June 26, 2020 Share Posted June 26, 2020 Not that good a joke but here goes What does ivara order when fine dining Kabaza od a bed of fusilai served with a acorn prime sauce on an invisible plate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Bubzie G Posted June 26, 2020 Share Posted June 26, 2020 Ordis thinks you like cephlon cy more then ordis (im so jealous!!!) im just curious but who do you like best... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenosInfinity Posted June 26, 2020 Share Posted June 26, 2020 Operator, Ordis has been practicing with humor! Please allow me to demonstrate: What is the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing! Hmm... Maybe I should work on my delivery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(NSW)Chakapembe Posted June 26, 2020 Share Posted June 26, 2020 *For players with the instrument in their gear* "Operator, you are the Shawzin one! Ha..ha..." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randkami Posted June 26, 2020 Share Posted June 26, 2020 (edited) What do we do with companions? We consign them to the Lotus of course! Ha ha... wait. PD: Meant to be played post-Sacrifice quest. Edited June 26, 2020 by randkami Small extra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(NSW)Zomb3u Posted June 26, 2020 Share Posted June 26, 2020 Operator want to hear a joke? why do the corpus boxy helmets? because they "block" any damage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)WendysCat Posted June 26, 2020 Share Posted June 26, 2020 (After equipping a kuva weapon) Operator don't you think that's a bit to much FIREPOWER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GGElisa Posted June 26, 2020 Share Posted June 26, 2020 I've been thinking, Operator... Why is it called warframes instead of yourframes..? Ha.. Ha.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shards_of_Stars Posted June 26, 2020 Share Posted June 26, 2020 (edited) (when on a grineer mission) ugh, Grineer. they're so dense, light bends around them. ha ha ha Edited June 26, 2020 by mewis4wes0me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AidenWhereUAt Posted June 26, 2020 Share Posted June 26, 2020 (edited) Operator... what is it like to use the lavatory? Ordis would like to know.... for ENTERTAINMENT... i mean research purposes. Oh dear, Ordis what have you done? Perhaps Oridis is in the wrong frame of mind...Oh look! The ayatan stars need sorting Edited June 26, 2020 by AidenWhereUAt Quarantine stars —> ayatan stars 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)GENERALBRITISH55 Posted June 26, 2020 Share Posted June 26, 2020 Operator I wonder if I can be normal someday 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(NSW)Ledelta62682 Posted June 26, 2020 Share Posted June 26, 2020 This is the first time I have ever done this, lol. Anyways, here's mine: "Operator, have you ever once heard of a Mesa Warframe who shot everybody she ever loved? ...No?... Well, she didn't MISSED them anyway. Ha-Ha." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullchartz Posted June 26, 2020 Share Posted June 26, 2020 Operator, Ordis got an encrypted message from Teshin. He said Order 66, find all Kuria!!. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)MEOWKITTY835 Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 On 2020-06-19 at 11:59 AM, [DE]Helen said: Operator? Ordis wonders... do you know any good jokes? This contest is for all you jokesters and punsters! Ordis is looking for some new puns and witticisms from the Operator. Write a short quip, joke or pun and share it with us. The winning submissions will be recorded and added to Warframe! How to enter: Write a joke or pun to be spoken by Cephalon Ordis in-game. Share your submission in this thread for judging! Rules: One submission per player Submission must be your original creation Submission must not exceed 300 characters Submission must be Warframe-related Do not reserve spots in this thread Only post submissions in this thread Winning submissions become the property of Digital Extremes Submissions that do not follow these rules will be disqualified Selecting the Winning Submissions: The Warframe Team will choose a Top 10 after reviewing all submissions. Winners will be chosen based on the wit and humour reflected in their submissions. Keep in mind that your joke will become part of the Warframe universe! We recommend looking at in-game lore for inspiration. The Design Council will determine the winning jokes or puns by voting on the Top 10 submissions selected by the Warframe Team. Design Council voting will begin on Friday, July 3 at 1:00PM ET and run until Thursday, July 9 at 1:00PM ET. Prizes: 1st place – Titania Prime Access & your joke added to Warframe! 2nd place – 1000 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 3rd place – 750 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 4th place – 750 Platinum! 5th place – 500 Platinum! This contest starts now until Thursday, July 2 at 1:00 PM ET! ALL PLAYERS FROM EACH PLATFORM CAN PARTICIPATE! Make us laugh, Operator! *Puts shock mod on weapon* ”Operator that is quite stunning/shocking” ect. With different mod types Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jyrbons Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 Ordis telling to read those unread inbox messages: Operator, do you leave your partner's messages unread like the ones in your inbox? I used to date one like that too. I obliterated her into quantum bits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Udoshi Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 Here's my submission! Quote Cephalon Ordis: "Oh, youre going to trade chat? here's a joke. What do riven traders and lesbians have in common? From polarities to partners - neither wants any D. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tattedsoul Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 On 2020-06-19 at 9:59 AM, [DE]Helen said: Operator? Ordis wonders... do you know any good jokes? This contest is for all you jokesters and punsters! Ordis is looking for some new puns and witticisms from the Operator. Write a short quip, joke or pun and share it with us. The winning submissions will be recorded and added to Warframe! How to enter: Write a joke or pun to be spoken by Cephalon Ordis in-game. Share your submission in this thread for judging! Rules: One submission per player Submission must be your original creation Submission must not exceed 300 characters Submission must be Warframe-related Do not reserve spots in this thread Only post submissions in this thread Winning submissions become the property of Digital Extremes Submissions that do not follow these rules will be disqualified Selecting the Winning Submissions: The Warframe Team will choose a Top 10 after reviewing all submissions. Winners will be chosen based on the wit and humour reflected in their submissions. Keep in mind that your joke will become part of the Warframe universe! We recommend looking at in-game lore for inspiration. The Design Council will determine the winning jokes or puns by voting on the Top 10 submissions selected by the Warframe Team. Design Council voting will begin on Friday, July 3 at 1:00PM ET and run until Thursday, July 9 at 1:00PM ET. Prizes: 1st place – Titania Prime Access & your joke added to Warframe! 2nd place – 1000 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 3rd place – 750 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 4th place – 750 Platinum! 5th place – 500 Platinum! This contest starts now until Thursday, July 2 at 1:00 PM ET! ALL PLAYERS FROM EACH PLATFORM CAN PARTICIPATE! Make us laugh, Operator! Operator if you are going to push that button.......At least buy me dinner first!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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