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Cephalon Joke-a-Thon Contest [Winners Announced]


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Operator! I have located the "Volume Control" that you have requested I find. Unfortunately it has been Damaged. Shall I scan for a replacement?

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Operator did you know the lights on orbiter malfunctioned when you were on a mission? Ordis should have been sad but instead he was... DELIGHTED.

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Ok, I thought hard about this and this is my only good one I could think of.

 

Operator, why do the corpus and grineer not wish to play lunaro?

Because they are afraid that the operator would go tenno on them!

 

(In case anyone doesn't get it, its a pun, on tenno sounding similar to saying ten-oh)

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Operator, Ordis has been practicing with humor! Please allow me to demonstrate: What is the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing! Hmm... Maybe I should work on my delivery.

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What do we do with companions? We consign them to the Lotus of course! Ha ha... wait.

 

PD: Meant to be played post-Sacrifice quest.

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