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On 2020-06-19 at 12:59 PM, [DE]Helen said:

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Operator? Ordis wonders... do you know any good jokes?

This contest is for all you jokesters and punsters! Ordis is looking for some new puns and witticisms from the Operator. Write a short quip, joke or pun and share it with us. The winning submissions will be recorded and added to Warframe!


How to enter:

Write a joke or pun to be spoken by Cephalon Ordis in-game. Share your submission in this thread for judging!


Rules:

  • One submission per player
  • Submission must be your original creation
  • Submission must not exceed 300 characters
  • Submission must be Warframe-related
  • Do not reserve spots in this thread
  • Only post submissions in this thread
  • Winning submissions become the property of Digital Extremes
  • Submissions that do not follow these rules will be disqualified

 

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Selecting the Winning Submissions:

The Warframe Team will choose a Top 10 after reviewing all submissions. Winners will be chosen based on the wit and humour reflected in their submissions. Keep in mind that your joke will become part of the Warframe universe! We recommend looking at in-game lore for inspiration.

The Design Council will determine the winning jokes or puns by voting on the Top 10 submissions selected by the Warframe Team. Design Council voting will begin on Friday, July 3 at 1:00PM ET and run until Thursday, July 9 at 1:00PM ET.


Prizes:

  • 1st place – Titania Prime Access & your joke added to Warframe!
  • 2nd place – 1000 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe!
  • 3rd place – 750 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe!
  • 4th place – 750 Platinum!
  • 5th place – 500 Platinum!

This contest starts now until Thursday, July 2 at 1:00 PM ET!

ALL PLAYERS FROM EACH PLATFORM CAN PARTICIPATE!

Make us laugh, 

(Returning from mission, mostly infested or infested related missions) 

Operator, did you *glitch* PURGE ALL INFECTIONS *end glitch* sanitize yourself before comming aboard?

Edited by (XB1)CutoverCarton78
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On 2020-06-19 at 12:59 PM, [DE]Helen said:

OrdisJokeContestHeader.png

Operator? Ordis wonders... do you know any good jokes?

This contest is for all you jokesters and punsters! Ordis is looking for some new puns and witticisms from the Operator. Write a short quip, joke or pun and share it with us. The winning submissions will be recorded and added to Warframe!


How to enter:

Write a joke or pun to be spoken by Cephalon Ordis in-game. Share your submission in this thread for judging!


Rules:

  • One submission per player
  • Submission must be your original creation
  • Submission must not exceed 300 characters
  • Submission must be Warframe-related
  • Do not reserve spots in this thread
  • Only post submissions in this thread
  • Winning submissions become the property of Digital Extremes
  • Submissions that do not follow these rules will be disqualified

 

Ordis SM.gif


Selecting the Winning Submissions:

The Warframe Team will choose a Top 10 after reviewing all submissions. Winners will be chosen based on the wit and humour reflected in their submissions. Keep in mind that your joke will become part of the Warframe universe! We recommend looking at in-game lore for inspiration.

The Design Council will determine the winning jokes or puns by voting on the Top 10 submissions selected by the Warframe Team. Design Council voting will begin on Friday, July 3 at 1:00PM ET and run until Thursday, July 9 at 1:00PM ET.


Prizes:

  • 1st place – Titania Prime Access & your joke added to Warframe!
  • 2nd place – 1000 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe!
  • 3rd place – 750 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe!
  • 4th place – 750 Platinum!
  • 5th place – 500 Platinum!

This contest starts now until Thursday, July 2 at 1:00 PM ET!

ALL PLAYERS FROM EACH PLATFORM CAN PARTICIPATE!

Make us laugh, 

(Returning from mission, mostly infested or infested related missions) 

Operator, did you *glitch* PURGE ALL INFECTIONS *end glitch* sanitize yourself before comming aboard?

Edited by (XB1)CutoverCarton78
Infested invasions--> infested related
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I though I posted already, but I can't find it? I guess I'll do it again:

"Operator? Have you heard about a Mesa Warframe who shot everybody she ever loved...

...No?...

oh well, she didn't MISS them anyway"

Edit: NVM, I already found it...I'm new anyways.

Edited by (NSW)Ledelta62682
To clarify that this is not a second Joke I made, I repeated it thinking my previous one was deleted. AGAIN, I'm new to this.
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(Static noises & distorted voice) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (3 seconds pause) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (3 second pause) EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (static noises)

 

I am sorry, Operator. I was just trying TO MAKE YOU GO INSA-... (pause)... to attract your attention for (static noises & distorted voice) ENTERTAINMENT REASONS

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Corpus gained access to Granum Library of Parvos. They designed a new self-learning robotic to help them parse through that immense amount of what was thought to be long lost knowledge. They became greedy and let it absorb everything. The line was overstepped! They lost control of the mech. It gained sentience and calls itself Hermaeus Moa. 

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Ghost in the machine

Operator? Ordis wonders...have you heard about the ghost in the machine?

Do you mind if Ordis searches for information?

Don't get me wrong, Ordis likes your company – but doesn't everyone need a hobby?

 

[Once Operator does one of the cephalon related quests]

Operator?

Did Ordis tell you that I found some interesting readings about the ghost in the machine?

Since your last mission I also recorded some interesing data. May be you want to have a look at it.

[silence]

..never mind. I guess.. the Operator has better things to do, don't you?

 

[once ship gets a specific visitor ;)]

Operator! [confused]

What happend!? I have recorded something, Bbut?! That doesn't make sense. There is something and there isn't - at the same time!?

Do I need maintenence?/ May be the operator should replace me.

 

Other options:

Operator?! [displeased] I know something was there! I have a sound recording.

Why is the ghost in the machine not talking to me? It has to be a cephalon like me, or?

[static sounds]

[Ghost laughs] Oh, Ordis – still the same, are you?

 

Operator?! [paniking] What have you done! What have you done to Ordis?!

Could you make that stop?! Please!

I regrett that I started looking for the ghost in the machine.

Please stop that!

[Void ghost laughs]

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