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Ghost in the machine

Operator? Ordis wonders...have you heard about the ghost in the machine?

Do you mind if Ordis searches for information?

Don't get me wrong, Ordis likes your company – but doesn't everyone need a hobby?

 

[Once Operator does one of the cephalon related quests]

Operator?

Did Ordis tell you that I found some interesting readings about the ghost in the machine?

Since your last mission I also recorded some interesing data. May be you want to have a look at it.

[silence]

..never mind. I guess.. the Operator has better things to do, don't you?

 

[once ship gets a specific visitor ;)]

Operator! [confused]

What happend!? I have recorded something, Bbut?! That doesn't make sense. There is something and there isn't - at the same time!?

Do I need maintenence?/ May be the operator should replace me.

 

Other options:

Operator?! [displeased] I know something was there! I have a sound recording.

Why is the ghost in the machine not talking to me? It has to be a cephalon like me, or?

[static sounds]

[Ghost laughs] Oh, Ordis – still the same, are you?

 

Operator?! [paniking] What have you done! What have you done to Ordis?!

Could you make that stop?! Please!

I regrett that I started looking for the ghost in the machine.

Please stop that!

[Void ghost laughs]

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Operator, how many Condrocs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you'll never find out how they got in there.....[ha ha]

Edited by SeanMacLeod
written wrong the first time....
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Operator, do you know the difference between a Kubrow and a Cephalon?  A Cephalon's "byte" doesn't involve FLESH-RENDING TEETH.

Edited by NarwhalStorm
Changed to sound more like Ordis with his speech glitches
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Ordis: (spelling) S-U-D... Oh. Operator! seems like Ordis have a new OBSSESSION... cu...riosity. Operator, don´t take me to any relay until my next scheduled Data scrubbing.

Edited by 4SS4SSIIN
changed "i" for "Ordis" hehe forgot that n.nU
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On 2020-06-19 at 12:59 PM, [DE]Helen said:

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Operator? Ordis wonders... do you know any good jokes?

This contest is for all you jokesters and punsters! Ordis is looking for some new puns and witticisms from the Operator. Write a short quip, joke or pun and share it with us. The winning submissions will be recorded and added to Warframe!


How to enter:

Write a joke or pun to be spoken by Cephalon Ordis in-game. Share your submission in this thread for judging!


Rules:

  • One submission per player
  • Submission must be your original creation
  • Submission must not exceed 300 characters
  • Submission must be Warframe-related
  • Do not reserve spots in this thread
  • Only post submissions in this thread
  • Winning submissions become the property of Digital Extremes
  • Submissions that do not follow these rules will be disqualified

 

Ordis SM.gif


Selecting the Winning Submissions:

The Warframe Team will choose a Top 10 after reviewing all submissions. Winners will be chosen based on the wit and humour reflected in their submissions. Keep in mind that your joke will become part of the Warframe universe! We recommend looking at in-game lore for inspiration.

The Design Council will determine the winning jokes or puns by voting on the Top 10 submissions selected by the Warframe Team. Design Council voting will begin on Friday, July 3 at 1:00PM ET and run until Thursday, July 9 at 1:00PM ET.


Prizes:

  • 1st place – Titania Prime Access & your joke added to Warframe!
  • 2nd place – 1000 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe!
  • 3rd place – 750 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe!
  • 4th place – 750 Platinum!
  • 5th place – 500 Platinum!

This contest starts now until Thursday, July 2 at 1:00 PM ET!

ALL PLAYERS FROM EACH PLATFORM CAN PARTICIPATE!

Make us 

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2 minutes ago, (XB1)Black ghost6272 said:
On 2020-06-19 at 12:59 PM, [DE]Helen said:

OrdisJokeContestHeader.png

Operator? Ordis wonders... do you know any good jokes?

This contest is for all you jokesters and punsters! Ordis is looking for some new puns and witticisms from the Operator. Write a short quip, joke or pun and share it with us. The winning submissions will be recorded and added to Warframe!


How to enter:

Write a joke or pun to be spoken by Cephalon Ordis in-game. Share your submission in this thread for judging!


Rules:

  • One submission per player
  • Submission must be your original creation
  • Submission must not exceed 300 characters
  • Submission must be Warframe-related
  • Do not reserve spots in this thread
  • Only post submissions in this thread
  • Winning submissions become the property of Digital Extremes
  • Submissions that do not follow these rules will be disqualified

 

Ordis SM.gif


Selecting the Winning Submissions:

The Warframe Team will choose a Top 10 after reviewing all submissions. Winners will be chosen based on the wit and humour reflected in their submissions. Keep in mind that your joke will become part of the Warframe universe! We recommend looking at in-game lore for inspiration.

The Design Council will determine the winning jokes or puns by voting on the Top 10 submissions selected by the Warframe Team. Design Council voting will begin on Friday, July 3 at 1:00PM ET and run until Thursday, July 9 at 1:00PM ET.


Prizes:

  • 1st place – Titania Prime Access & your joke added to Warframe!
  • 2nd place – 1000 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe!
  • 3rd place – 750 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe!
  • 4th place – 750 Platinum!
  • 5th place – 500 Platinum!

This contest starts now until Thursday, July 2 at 1:00 PM ET!

ALL PLAYERS FROM EACH PLATFORM CAN PARTICIPATE!

Make us 

 

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Ordis has been thinking about the corpus and how they care for there lawns would the operator care to know how the corpus cut their lawns ? They use a lawn moa... Ha ha ordis requests the operator purge him from the ship due to this terrible pun! 

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