(PSN)Slydeeze81 Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 The Constipation Protocol is in Cert!!! But it hasn't come out yet... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gadgez Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 I apologise for the constant inbox messages from our enemies. They keep getting around my spam filters. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonfang06 Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 Does the operator need to go on another assassination mission? Ordis will set course for Iliad 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NarwhalStorm Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 (edited) Operator, do you know the difference between a Kubrow and a Cephalon? A Cephalon's "byte" doesn't involve FLESH-RENDING TEETH. Edited June 27, 2020 by NarwhalStorm Changed to sound more like Ordis with his speech glitches 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanguineTheJester Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 Operator, do you ever look at constellations? --THAT ONE LOOKS LIKE A GUNNNNN!-- They are beautiful, are they not? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NicholasZX Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 Operator? Ordis wonder ... how many times do stalker CHASING YOUR AAAAA ...... uh, stalking you a single day? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4SS4SSIIN Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 (edited) Ordis: (spelling) S-U-D... Oh. Operator! seems like Ordis have a new OBSSESSION... cu...riosity. Operator, don´t take me to any relay until my next scheduled Data scrubbing. Edited June 27, 2020 by 4SS4SSIIN changed "i" for "Ordis" hehe forgot that n.nU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Black ghost6272 Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 On 2020-06-19 at 12:59 PM, [DE]Helen said: Operator? Ordis wonders... do you know any good jokes? This contest is for all you jokesters and punsters! Ordis is looking for some new puns and witticisms from the Operator. Write a short quip, joke or pun and share it with us. The winning submissions will be recorded and added to Warframe! How to enter: Write a joke or pun to be spoken by Cephalon Ordis in-game. Share your submission in this thread for judging! Rules: One submission per player Submission must be your original creation Submission must not exceed 300 characters Submission must be Warframe-related Do not reserve spots in this thread Only post submissions in this thread Winning submissions become the property of Digital Extremes Submissions that do not follow these rules will be disqualified Selecting the Winning Submissions: The Warframe Team will choose a Top 10 after reviewing all submissions. Winners will be chosen based on the wit and humour reflected in their submissions. Keep in mind that your joke will become part of the Warframe universe! We recommend looking at in-game lore for inspiration. The Design Council will determine the winning jokes or puns by voting on the Top 10 submissions selected by the Warframe Team. Design Council voting will begin on Friday, July 3 at 1:00PM ET and run until Thursday, July 9 at 1:00PM ET. Prizes: 1st place – Titania Prime Access & your joke added to Warframe! 2nd place – 1000 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 3rd place – 750 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 4th place – 750 Platinum! 5th place – 500 Platinum! This contest starts now until Thursday, July 2 at 1:00 PM ET! ALL PLAYERS FROM EACH PLATFORM CAN PARTICIPATE! Make us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Black ghost6272 Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 2 minutes ago, (XB1)Black ghost6272 said: On 2020-06-19 at 12:59 PM, [DE]Helen said: Operator? Ordis wonders... do you know any good jokes? This contest is for all you jokesters and punsters! Ordis is looking for some new puns and witticisms from the Operator. Write a short quip, joke or pun and share it with us. The winning submissions will be recorded and added to Warframe! How to enter: Write a joke or pun to be spoken by Cephalon Ordis in-game. Share your submission in this thread for judging! Rules: One submission per player Submission must be your original creation Submission must not exceed 300 characters Submission must be Warframe-related Do not reserve spots in this thread Only post submissions in this thread Winning submissions become the property of Digital Extremes Submissions that do not follow these rules will be disqualified Selecting the Winning Submissions: The Warframe Team will choose a Top 10 after reviewing all submissions. Winners will be chosen based on the wit and humour reflected in their submissions. Keep in mind that your joke will become part of the Warframe universe! We recommend looking at in-game lore for inspiration. The Design Council will determine the winning jokes or puns by voting on the Top 10 submissions selected by the Warframe Team. Design Council voting will begin on Friday, July 3 at 1:00PM ET and run until Thursday, July 9 at 1:00PM ET. Prizes: 1st place – Titania Prime Access & your joke added to Warframe! 2nd place – 1000 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 3rd place – 750 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 4th place – 750 Platinum! 5th place – 500 Platinum! This contest starts now until Thursday, July 2 at 1:00 PM ET! ALL PLAYERS FROM EACH PLATFORM CAN PARTICIPATE! Make us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Black ghost6272 Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 On 2020-06-19 at 12:59 PM, [DE]Helen said: Seeing how much you have grown really makes a cephalon feel old doesn’t it operator? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Black ghost6272 Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 Seeing how much you have grown really makes a cephalon feel old doesn’t it operator? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DorcasMeta Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 When you are in the foundry or upgrading your mods : "Damn Operator look at your finances ! Should I call Nef Anyo to take a look at it for you ?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Shadowking6724 Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 (edited) On 2020-06-19 at 5:59 PM, [DE]Helen said: do you want me to shut down until I fix these... issues? (Broken Ordis) “ it’ll be helpful to purge a mistake like the grineer” Edited June 27, 2020 by (XB1)Shadowking6724 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexia1984 Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 Operator - Ordis sometimes wonders if this world is only a computer simulation designed to shield us.....FROM THE TRUTH... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)TheStickMan__ Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 (Maybe make this joke available after the player completes the Sacrifice) Operator, why did the Lotus leave you? Because she had Nat-ah clue what she was doing. Ordis will leave you alone now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)josepro3cadiz27 Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 (edited) Operator,always wondered why are you so little,are you TENno? Edited June 29, 2020 by (PS4)josepro3cadiz27 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Drakann8439 Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 Ordis has been thinking about the corpus and how they care for there lawns would the operator care to know how the corpus cut their lawns ? They use a lawn moa... Ha ha ordis requests the operator purge him from the ship due to this terrible pun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shade_Meadows Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 "Hahaha! Operator! I just installed this new Humor Matrix! Hahaha! I DON'T KNOW WHY I AM LAUGHIN'! Haha... our lifes are *A JOKE*... funny!"👾 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)goldengameing Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 Operator, ordis wonders, if i am simulated could everything else be as well? No preposturouse no one could simulate the operators charm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)ggnoobz265 Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 Oh my, Is that Platinum I sense Operator ( I NEED MORE) For scientific Purpose of course Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FieryWolf29 Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 (When the player finishes colouring their frame.) "Operator? Did you just make a new colour? No, no, it must just be a pigment of my imagination." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximille Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 Operator, do Cephalons dream of electric kubrows? This keeps Ordis up at night... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)CorvoLegend1 Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 (edited) Would you like to hear a joke operator? Seasons, Get it? Hmmm Ordis shall be quiet now. Edited June 28, 2020 by (PS4)CorvoLegend1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arius-Iudex-Azrail Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 "Operator, I was *overbearing* wondering..... i havn't seen you indulge in the biological function of *Eating* Mastication, are you sure you can go without for so long? isn't that *Suicide* unwise?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)WolfBoy_8dc Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 On 2020-06-19 at 10:02 AM, trunks013 said: Oh thats soo much my kind of thing ^.^ Operator! Are you ok?! You seem ( Sad ) Happy. Hummm... where is the mute button!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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