(PSN)darkfalz32 2 Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 "Loadouts, check. Mods, check. Foundry -WON'T STOP MAKING NOISE-check. All equipment functioning as intended." 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Noggy05 1 Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 Operator, the Corpus are creating a prototype to control the foliage around their bases. They call it a lawn-MOA. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
(XBOX)PrettyJoey8759 0 Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 Booo! Oh my did I scare the all powerful operator ordis is proud to be ordis. Link to post Share on other sites
Salerina 15 Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 Ghost in the machine Operator? Ordis wonders...have you heard about the ghost in the machine? Do you mind if Ordis searches for information? Don't get me wrong, Ordis likes your company – but doesn't everyone need a hobby? [Once Operator does one of the cephalon related quests] Operator? Did Ordis tell you that I found some interesting readings about the ghost in the machine? Since your last mission I also recorded some interesing data. May be you want to have a look at it. [silence] ..never mind. I guess.. the Operator has better things to do, don't you? [once ship gets a specific visitor ;)] Operator! [confused] What happend!? I have recorded something, Bbut?! That doesn't make sense. There is something and there isn't - at the same time!? Do I need maintenence?/ May be the operator should replace me. Other options: Operator?! [displeased] I know something was there! I have a sound recording. Why is the ghost in the machine not talking to me? It has to be a cephalon like me, or? [static sounds] [Ghost laughs] Oh, Ordis – still the same, are you? Operator?! [paniking] What have you done! What have you done to Ordis?! Could you make that stop?! Please! I regrett that I started looking for the ghost in the machine. Please stop that! [Void ghost laughs] 1 Link to post Share on other sites
der_mape 1 Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 (edited) Operator, why did the MOA fail to cross Steel Meridian Street? - Because it was Vaykor hacked. Edited June 30, 2020 by der_mape 1 Link to post Share on other sites
SeanMacLeod 1 Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 (edited) Operator, how many Condrocs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only two, but you'll never find out how they got in there.....[ha ha] Edited June 27, 2020 by SeanMacLeod written wrong the first time.... Link to post Share on other sites
Fyirnen 3 Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 Operator, Ordis wonders... Why are you always tuning your warframe's lower body, do warframes also have a waste management feature? Link to post Share on other sites
(XBOX)lI SOS Sage Il 0 Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 (Used when near the mod segment.) Operator, i hope this witticism is not a STRECH or i shall attempt a REDIRECTION of my humor, i believe this witticism isn't OVEREXTENDED. Link to post Share on other sites
(PSN)Slydeeze81 0 Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 The Constipation Protocol is in Cert!!! But it hasn't come out yet... Link to post Share on other sites
Gadgez 208 Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 I apologise for the constant inbox messages from our enemies. They keep getting around my spam filters. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Dragonfang06 2 Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 Does the operator need to go on another assassination mission? Ordis will set course for Iliad 2 Link to post Share on other sites
NarwhalStorm 67 Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 (edited) Operator, do you know the difference between a Kubrow and a Cephalon? A Cephalon's "byte" doesn't involve FLESH-RENDING TEETH. Edited June 27, 2020 by NarwhalStorm Changed to sound more like Ordis with his speech glitches 3 Link to post Share on other sites
SanguineTheJester 27 Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 Operator, do you ever look at constellations? --THAT ONE LOOKS LIKE A GUNNNNN!-- They are beautiful, are they not? 4 Link to post Share on other sites
NicholasZX 1 Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 Operator? Ordis wonder ... how many times do stalker CHASING YOUR AAAAA ...... uh, stalking you a single day? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
4SS4SSIIN 0 Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 (edited) Ordis: (spelling) S-U-D... Oh. Operator! seems like Ordis have a new OBSSESSION... cu...riosity. Operator, don´t take me to any relay until my next scheduled Data scrubbing. Edited June 27, 2020 by 4SS4SSIIN changed "i" for "Ordis" hehe forgot that n.nU Link to post Share on other sites
(XBOX)Black ghost6272 0 Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 On 2020-06-19 at 12:59 PM, [DE]Helen said: Operator? Ordis wonders... do you know any good jokes? This contest is for all you jokesters and punsters! Ordis is looking for some new puns and witticisms from the Operator. Write a short quip, joke or pun and share it with us. The winning submissions will be recorded and added to Warframe! How to enter: Write a joke or pun to be spoken by Cephalon Ordis in-game. Share your submission in this thread for judging! Rules: One submission per player Submission must be your original creation Submission must not exceed 300 characters Submission must be Warframe-related Do not reserve spots in this thread Only post submissions in this thread Winning submissions become the property of Digital Extremes Submissions that do not follow these rules will be disqualified Selecting the Winning Submissions: The Warframe Team will choose a Top 10 after reviewing all submissions. Winners will be chosen based on the wit and humour reflected in their submissions. Keep in mind that your joke will become part of the Warframe universe! We recommend looking at in-game lore for inspiration. The Design Council will determine the winning jokes or puns by voting on the Top 10 submissions selected by the Warframe Team. Design Council voting will begin on Friday, July 3 at 1:00PM ET and run until Thursday, July 9 at 1:00PM ET. Prizes: 1st place – Titania Prime Access & your joke added to Warframe! 2nd place – 1000 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 3rd place – 750 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 4th place – 750 Platinum! 5th place – 500 Platinum! This contest starts now until Thursday, July 2 at 1:00 PM ET! ALL PLAYERS FROM EACH PLATFORM CAN PARTICIPATE! Make us Link to post Share on other sites
(XBOX)Black ghost6272 0 Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 2 minutes ago, (XB1)Black ghost6272 said: On 2020-06-19 at 12:59 PM, [DE]Helen said: Operator? Ordis wonders... do you know any good jokes? This contest is for all you jokesters and punsters! Ordis is looking for some new puns and witticisms from the Operator. Write a short quip, joke or pun and share it with us. The winning submissions will be recorded and added to Warframe! How to enter: Write a joke or pun to be spoken by Cephalon Ordis in-game. Share your submission in this thread for judging! Rules: One submission per player Submission must be your original creation Submission must not exceed 300 characters Submission must be Warframe-related Do not reserve spots in this thread Only post submissions in this thread Winning submissions become the property of Digital Extremes Submissions that do not follow these rules will be disqualified Selecting the Winning Submissions: The Warframe Team will choose a Top 10 after reviewing all submissions. Winners will be chosen based on the wit and humour reflected in their submissions. Keep in mind that your joke will become part of the Warframe universe! We recommend looking at in-game lore for inspiration. The Design Council will determine the winning jokes or puns by voting on the Top 10 submissions selected by the Warframe Team. Design Council voting will begin on Friday, July 3 at 1:00PM ET and run until Thursday, July 9 at 1:00PM ET. Prizes: 1st place – Titania Prime Access & your joke added to Warframe! 2nd place – 1000 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 3rd place – 750 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 4th place – 750 Platinum! 5th place – 500 Platinum! This contest starts now until Thursday, July 2 at 1:00 PM ET! ALL PLAYERS FROM EACH PLATFORM CAN PARTICIPATE! Make us Link to post Share on other sites
(XBOX)Black ghost6272 0 Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 On 2020-06-19 at 12:59 PM, [DE]Helen said: Seeing how much you have grown really makes a cephalon feel old doesn’t it operator? Link to post Share on other sites
(XBOX)Black ghost6272 0 Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 Seeing how much you have grown really makes a cephalon feel old doesn’t it operator? Link to post Share on other sites
DorcasMeta 0 Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 When you are in the foundry or upgrading your mods : "Damn Operator look at your finances ! Should I call Nef Anyo to take a look at it for you ?" Link to post Share on other sites
(XBOX)Shadowking6724 0 Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 (edited) On 2020-06-19 at 5:59 PM, [DE]Helen said: do you want me to shut down until I fix these... issues? (Broken Ordis) “ it’ll be helpful to purge a mistake like the grineer” Edited June 27, 2020 by (XB1)Shadowking6724 Link to post Share on other sites
Alexia1984 0 Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 Operator - Ordis sometimes wonders if this world is only a computer simulation designed to shield us.....FROM THE TRUTH... Link to post Share on other sites
(PSN)DJ-Stickman-666 0 Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 (Maybe make this joke available after the player completes the Sacrifice) Operator, why did the Lotus leave you? Because she had Nat-ah clue what she was doing. Ordis will leave you alone now... Link to post Share on other sites
(PSN)josepro3cadiz27 1 Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 (edited) Operator,always wondered why are you so little,are you TENno? Edited June 29, 2020 by (PS4)josepro3cadiz27 Link to post Share on other sites
(XBOX)Drakann8439 0 Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 Ordis has been thinking about the corpus and how they care for there lawns would the operator care to know how the corpus cut their lawns ? They use a lawn moa... Ha ha ordis requests the operator purge him from the ship due to this terrible pun! Link to post Share on other sites
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