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Cephalon Joke-a-Thon Contest [Winners Announced]


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Hey operator should we clean that *dsst disgusting* infested room yet? Ordis awaits your command!

I know it's bad but hey it's something about that room.

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"Operator, I've been thinking that Lotus was 'Natah' good sentient general or space mother. Perhaps she needed more 'Ballas' in her life... Ordis will attempt to deactivate himself to prevent further damage to your ears"

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Operator i think i am fi-broken- umm i think i wi-pun over drive on- umm i will attempt to turn it off

Edited by Snuckinator
i wanted to fix somthig its still the same i was just ading some more - marks
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When on the orbiter with a cyst on you:

Operator, I see you have a cyst on your neck. May I suggest you to get (crazy ordis sound) infected I mean, inspected.

hmm, Maybe I need to check if there is one affecting my systems as well.

It will also be nice to know when you got a new cyst just to make sure you notice it.

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Just one line? When the biggest complaint about Ordis is his repetitiveness? Why not lots?

"Operator, the authorities have caught up with Ordis. I can't believe I'm Punder arrest!"

Edited by (PS4)Fl_Bchlrtt_Frg
Thought of an actual submission
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"Ordis has detected that my anti-feedback loop systems have been disabled. No worries, operator! This shouldn't have any noticeable effects on a -"
*Distorts*
"CephaLONANDONANDONANDONANDONANDON"
*Static, Ordis' voice returns to normal*
"Oh dear..."

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On 2020-06-19 at 11:59 AM, [DE]Helen said:

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Operator? Ordis wonders... do you know any good jokes?

This contest is for all you jokesters and punsters! Ordis is looking for some new puns and witticisms from the Operator. Write a short quip, joke or pun and share it with us. The winning submissions will be recorded and added to Warframe!


How to enter:

Write a joke or pun to be spoken by Cephalon Ordis in-game. Share your submission in this thread for judging!


Rules:

  • One submission per player
  • Submission must be your original creation
  • Submission must not exceed 300 characters
  • Submission must be Warframe-related
  • Do not reserve spots in this thread
  • Only post submissions in this thread
  • Winning submissions become the property of Digital Extremes
  • Submissions that do not follow these rules will be disqualified

 

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Selecting the Winning Submissions:

The Warframe Team will choose a Top 10 after reviewing all submissions. Winners will be chosen based on the wit and humour reflected in their submissions. Keep in mind that your joke will become part of the Warframe universe! We recommend looking at in-game lore for inspiration.

The Design Council will determine the winning jokes or puns by voting on the Top 10 submissions selected by the Warframe Team. Design Council voting will begin on Friday, July 3 at 1:00PM ET and run until Thursday, July 9 at 1:00PM ET.


Prizes:

  • 1st place – Titania Prime Access & your joke added to Warframe!
  • 2nd place – 1000 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe!
  • 3rd place – 750 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe!
  • 4th place – 750 Platinum!
  • 5th place – 500 Platinum!

This contest starts now until Thursday, July 2 at 1:00 PM ET!

ALL PLAYERS FROM EACH PLATFORM CAN PARTICIPATE!

Make us laugh, Operator!

Operator?? 

Is that weed that you are wearing ?

It's high fashion

Pleeaassee don't leave me

Don't leave me

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