(PSN)Rseries07 Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 On 2020-06-19 at 9:59 AM, [DE]Helen said: Operator? Ordis wonders... do you know any good jokes? This contest is for all you jokesters and punsters! Ordis is looking for some new puns and witticisms from the Operator. Write a short quip, joke or pun and share it with us. The winning submissions will be recorded and added to Warframe! How to enter: Write a joke or pun to be spoken by Cephalon Ordis in-game. Share your submission in this thread for judging! Rules: One submission per player Submission must be your original creation Submission must not exceed 300 characters Submission must be Warframe-related Do not reserve spots in this thread Only post submissions in this thread Winning submissions become the property of Digital Extremes Submissions that do not follow these rules will be disqualified Selecting the Winning Submissions: The Warframe Team will choose a Top 10 after reviewing all submissions. Winners will be chosen based on the wit and humour reflected in their submissions. Keep in mind that your joke will become part of the Warframe universe! We recommend looking at in-game lore for inspiration. The Design Council will determine the winning jokes or puns by voting on the Top 10 submissions selected by the Warframe Team. Design Council voting will begin on Friday, July 3 at 1:00PM ET and run until Thursday, July 9 at 1:00PM ET. Prizes: 1st place – Titania Prime Access & your joke added to Warframe! 2nd place – 1000 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 3rd place – 750 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 4th place – 750 Platinum! 5th place – 500 Platinum! This contest starts now until Thursday, July 2 at 1:00 PM ET! ALL PLAYERS FROM EACH PLATFORM CAN PARTICIPATE! Make us laugh, Operator! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Rseries07 Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 inaros walk to konzu in cetus, then konzu said: why the long face:( (lol) just kidding here's your bounty. Hihihi:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missbakselz Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 'Operator you're back... Grrrr.. What the Hek?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoonlightWraith Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 Operator, I am concerned your railjack cephalon is suffering from short term memory leaks.He always introduces himself to Ordis. Every time I open communications his first message is always "Cy(sigh)" (I Know cy has been shown to not 'appreciate' ordis fully so I thought this fit) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mcmuq Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 Condition: In Orbiter Joke: Why did the grineer cross the road? To get KUVAR! HAHAHA, (glitches into other version), end me now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(NSW)Raphaelll Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 (edited) I will quit the Cephalon, Operator!!!!!!!!......Hmmm, I may have maintenance after all. Edited June 29, 2020 by (NSW)Raphaelll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Zenoheart Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 Operator, do you know why the crystals in the void are made from Argon? Because they argon once they leave the void! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndermanPandas Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 Operator, Ordis has an answer to why we are called Tenno. There’s more than ten, no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TotusUbertas Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 Running productivity analysis on the Corpus Leadership. Error, they make no cents! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerstorm58 Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 "Operator, did you know that #### number of Tenno fall victim to accidental shots from the foundry? "What? No, I,ve never- (play sound of any primary weapon firing.)" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainBrexitPrime Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 The Cephalon couldn't finish his lunch. It only took.a few bytes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)idontlikeserifs Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 Operator... How does Nef Anyo commute to work? ...On the Corbus! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orinoco Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 Ordis is detecting a great disturbance in the Grineer continuity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AfroFrames Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 My submission: Ordis Ordered Organizer Organism for Orbiter Did you like my alliteration, Operator? (This makes me imagine a little organizer robot running around your Orbiter pretending to clean, hmmm that would be a good potential orbiter decoration) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ytril Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 (When you build a new Warframe on the foundry) Operator, ¿another more? You should build more space on that machine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)gg1maks Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 Sorry operator im not very wise at cracking jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Domstruction4 Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 Operator, would you like to hear a joke! The Grinner, ha ha ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Cattritto193 Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 "Operator! Ordis just had the worst thought! That the Operator might one day *glitch* eliminate *glitch end* mute Ordis... I'm not that annoying... am I? Operator?! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SigmAlex Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 "I think Cephalon Cy dislikes talking to me. Maybe his humor is out of the RAIL?! Sorry Operator, i lost TRACK of what i was saying" (Inspired from when Cy sais ordis has many... opinions) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlappyBerd Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 One little two little bugs in my precepts.. Apologies operator, im scanning for *glitch* bugs to squash *end* ..errors.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)alex72700 Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 Would the Operator like to hear one of my latest puns? Who was the first Grineer to go to space? No clue ? It was Hellion Tusk ! Ha ha ha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)DeathclwKiller Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 Hmm operator its seems that the infested are returning would you like to Infestagate...I WANT TO SELF DEST...have i entertained the operator? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hemi_Haporo Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 2 hours ago, AfroFrames said: My submission: Ordis Ordered Organizer Organism for Orbiter Did you like my alliteration, Operator? (This makes me imagine a little organizer robot running around your Orbiter pretending to clean, hmmm that would be a good potential orbiter decoration) This is not a submission There already is a cleaning robot., well a corpus design, and this robot appears on Jupiter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_-_Slash_-_ Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 (edited) Operator... I checked your Railjack, it's all overgrown ...sp--Harrow chains--spider webs...because of your absence Edited June 29, 2020 by _-_Slash_-_ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(NSW)RigoViro Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 help me operator! I was dating with other cephalon then it told me "no entry detection" I don't know what it means... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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