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Are you afraid, operator? According to my database the strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown. But worry not as ordis knows everything!
...Except when to shut up, apparently.

Edited by (PS4)R0binRAptor
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Incoming Asteroid Field -normal voice ordis

ACTIVATING DEFENSES. LOADING WEAPONS. PRIMMING WEAPONS. FIRING IN. 3. 2. 1. -past ordis ordis voice

Oh wait, its just space dust! My sensors are a little outdated. -normal voice ordis

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"Operator, Ordis wonders, what did Alid v say to the robotics?"

"(Warrior voice) Stop Jackaling off and,"

"(Normal voice) I don't want any MOA failures!!"

Edited by (PS4)J4r1ll41990
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4 hours ago, Arkrilok said:

Give us the option to turn off his obnoxious jokes but leave on dialog that matters (mission instructions, crafting complete). Not a joke.

You can in the settings options just turn him off completely... 😒😒

Edited by (PS4)J4r1ll41990
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Ordis: "Welcome back, Operator! I thought of a new joke while you were away!"

Or: "Knock K̵̟͉̦͍͑̅̌̐̚n̴̖͚̓͒́ò̷̫̜̘̗̫c̶͇̳̭͌͛k̴͓͙̋̍ Operator!"

Operator: "Uuhhh... Who is it?"

Or: "The man in the wall!"

Op: "... The man in the wall who?"

Or: "D̸͒ͅĩ̸̲ḍ̴̈́ ̸͍̍y̴̩̅o̵̮̐ư̵͜ ̵̯͐f̴͍͑ō̷͖r̵̝͒g̷̥̑e̷͗ͅṫ̷͉?̶̞̿ ̶̟̋Ÿ̷̫́o̷̯̾ủ̶̼ ̴͉͋ö̷͖́w̴͚̚e̵̝͂ ̵͓̈m̷̹͛e̴̐͜.̷̢̒"

-silence- 

Or: "Ordis will go back to defragmenting recent memory stores..."

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On 2020-06-19 at 12:59 PM, [DE]Helen said:

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Operator? Ordis wonders... do you know any good jokes?

This contest is for all you jokesters and punsters! Ordis is looking for some new puns and witticisms from the Operator. Write a short quip, joke or pun and share it with us. The winning submissions will be recorded and added to Warframe!


How to enter:

Write a joke or pun to be spoken by Cephalon Ordis in-game. Share your submission in this thread for judging!


Rules:

  • One submission per player
  • Submission must be your original creation
  • Submission must not exceed 300 characters
  • Submission must be Warframe-related
  • Do not reserve spots in this thread
  • Only post submissions in this thread
  • Winning submissions become the property of Digital Extremes
  • Submissions that do not follow these rules will be disqualified

 

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Selecting the Winning Submissions:

The Warframe Team will choose a Top 10 after reviewing all submissions. Winners will be chosen based on the wit and humour reflected in their submissions. Keep in mind that your joke will become part of the Warframe universe! We recommend looking at in-game lore for inspiration.

The Design Council will determine the winning jokes or puns by voting on the Top 10 submissions selected by the Warframe Team. Design Council voting will begin on Friday, July 3 at 1:00PM ET and run until Thursday, July 9 at 1:00PM ET.


Prizes:

  • 1st place – Titania Prime Access & your joke added to Warframe!
  • 2nd place – 1000 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe!
  • 3rd place – 750 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe!
  • 4th place – 750 Platinum!
  • 5th place – 500 Platinum!

This contest starts now until Thursday, July 2 at 1:00 PM ET!

ALL PLAYERS FROM EACH PLATFORM CAN PARTICIPATE!

Make us laugh, Operator!

Tenno have you ever though about space.... perhaps we need some 

Posted

When the character has 10+mil credits ahem “operator operator! Ordis wonders. Did you show that mean corpus... slave trader! Ahem hoarder.. a good fight?”

Posted (edited)

Operator, Cephalon Samodeus said that Riven mods can possess godlike stats. Where does one locate R.N.Geee... *glitches* a deity of statistical chance? Ordis will query the navigation database for potential coordinates.

Edited by (XB1)RakishLion84
Changed "divine" to "godlike". Changed "savior" to "deity".
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Operator, did you know that when you hold your ear to a relic, you can HEAR THE VOID? ...your Warframe does not have ears? Nevermind!

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