(PSN)R0binRAptor Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 (edited) Are you afraid, operator? According to my database the strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown. But worry not as ordis knows everything! ...Except when to shut up, apparently. Edited June 30, 2020 by (PS4)R0binRAptor 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DustyFlash Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 Incoming Asteroid Field -normal voice ordis ACTIVATING DEFENSES. LOADING WEAPONS. PRIMMING WEAPONS. FIRING IN. 3. 2. 1. -past ordis ordis voice Oh wait, its just space dust! My sensors are a little outdated. -normal voice ordis 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)J4r1ll41990 Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 (edited) "Operator, Ordis wonders, what did Alid v say to the robotics?" "(Warrior voice) Stop Jackaling off and," "(Normal voice) I don't want any MOA failures!!" Edited June 30, 2020 by (PS4)J4r1ll41990 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)youngkingboss627 Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 When you choice nidus as your warframe Ordis: Operator it's seems you've picked glitch: THAT INFESTED ABOMINATION, Ordis: a great warframe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)J4r1ll41990 Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 (edited) 4 hours ago, Arkrilok said: Give us the option to turn off his obnoxious jokes but leave on dialog that matters (mission instructions, crafting complete). Not a joke. You can in the settings options just turn him off completely... 😒😒 Edited June 30, 2020 by (PS4)J4r1ll41990 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)zsasz21 Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 Why did the Cephalon cross the road? Because the operator was flying too low *Ha Ha Ha* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)PlatinumIsEz Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 Operator, we need to keep the grineer at Vay! Hek, they might even come for us! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbleRunnerEli Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 Ordis: "Welcome back, Operator! I thought of a new joke while you were away!" Or: "Knock K̵̟͉̦͍͑̅̌̐̚n̴̖͚̓͒́ò̷̫̜̘̗̫c̶͇̳̭͌͛k̴͓͙̋̍ Operator!" Operator: "Uuhhh... Who is it?" Or: "The man in the wall!" Op: "... The man in the wall who?" Or: "D̸͒ͅĩ̸̲ḍ̴̈́ ̸͍̍y̴̩̅o̵̮̐ư̵͜ ̵̯͐f̴͍͑ō̷͖r̵̝͒g̷̥̑e̷͗ͅṫ̷͉?̶̞̿ ̶̟̋Ÿ̷̫́o̷̯̾ủ̶̼ ̴͉͋ö̷͖́w̴͚̚e̵̝͂ ̵͓̈m̷̹͛e̴̐͜.̷̢̒" -silence- Or: "Ordis will go back to defragmenting recent memory stores..." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(NSW)Gufuu Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 "Remember Operator, (Insert Faction here) are friends, not loot!" Interchangeable with Grineer or Corpus for Invasions. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)BlnkBooV4625 Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 On 2020-06-19 at 12:59 PM, [DE]Helen said: Operator? Ordis wonders... do you know any good jokes? This contest is for all you jokesters and punsters! Ordis is looking for some new puns and witticisms from the Operator. Write a short quip, joke or pun and share it with us. The winning submissions will be recorded and added to Warframe! How to enter: Write a joke or pun to be spoken by Cephalon Ordis in-game. Share your submission in this thread for judging! Rules: One submission per player Submission must be your original creation Submission must not exceed 300 characters Submission must be Warframe-related Do not reserve spots in this thread Only post submissions in this thread Winning submissions become the property of Digital Extremes Submissions that do not follow these rules will be disqualified Selecting the Winning Submissions: The Warframe Team will choose a Top 10 after reviewing all submissions. Winners will be chosen based on the wit and humour reflected in their submissions. Keep in mind that your joke will become part of the Warframe universe! We recommend looking at in-game lore for inspiration. The Design Council will determine the winning jokes or puns by voting on the Top 10 submissions selected by the Warframe Team. Design Council voting will begin on Friday, July 3 at 1:00PM ET and run until Thursday, July 9 at 1:00PM ET. Prizes: 1st place – Titania Prime Access & your joke added to Warframe! 2nd place – 1000 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 3rd place – 750 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 4th place – 750 Platinum! 5th place – 500 Platinum! This contest starts now until Thursday, July 2 at 1:00 PM ET! ALL PLAYERS FROM EACH PLATFORM CAN PARTICIPATE! Make us laugh, Operator! Tenno have you ever though about space.... perhaps we need some Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cl0udZone1 Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 When the character has 10+mil credits ahem “operator operator! Ordis wonders. Did you show that mean corpus... slave trader! Ahem hoarder.. a good fight?” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BatVenomPL Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 Operator. Do you think the Solaris will ever be-- killed-- freed from Nef Anyo's grasp? I don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Angelaura96 Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 (After Incubation is done) Operator...*distorted Cephalon noise* WHat iZZzz THAAAT!?........... i see you made a new companion....are you trying to replace me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlamH Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 Operator have you ever heard of something called the Conclave? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)ZeroPandora9843 Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 This ship is rusty...just as your warframe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)extremelilpiggy Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 Operator, are you the pun-isher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JokeAIRlines Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 Operator, Ordis recieved another love letter from Concellor Vay Hek. Should Ordis move it to the trash bin ... the Codex? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)RakishLion84 Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 (edited) Operator, Cephalon Samodeus said that Riven mods can possess godlike stats. Where does one locate R.N.Geee... *glitches* a deity of statistical chance? Ordis will query the navigation database for potential coordinates. Edited June 30, 2020 by (XB1)RakishLion84 Changed "divine" to "godlike". Changed "savior" to "deity". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ping4Help Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 Operator Look out! ..... .... are you enjoying the view? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)SansAstro4 Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 Operator, We need to get out of this galaxy, why? Because we are breathing Vay Hek's air! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)SansAstro4 Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 Just now, (PS4)SansAstro4 said: Operator, We need to get out of this galaxy, why? Because we are breathing Vay Hek's air! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Neewmm Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 Ordis wonders when the operator will leave for the next mission, all this waiting makes me ANGRY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Thashew Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 "Operator, please visit your arsenal. One does not -smells right- look so clean." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrimsbyPrime Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 Oh my... Opperator it seems these blueprints are going to cost us a small Fortuna 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voidctrl Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 Operator, did you know that when you hold your ear to a relic, you can HEAR THE VOID? ...your Warframe does not have ears? Nevermind! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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