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Operator, Cephalon Samodeus said that Riven mods can possess godlike stats. Where does one locate R.N.Geee... *glitches* a deity of statistical chance? Ordis will query the navigation database for potential coordinates.

Edited by (XB1)RakishLion84
Changed "divine" to "godlike". Changed "savior" to "deity".
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When operator returns from hard difficulty node

(Normal voice) Operator... You came back.. (Malfunction voice) How?
(Normal Voice) I was so wor...{incomplete worried} (Malfunction voice) happy. (Normal voice) I thought you would leave ordis again.

Ordis made a error there. 

Edited by NearXkie
Grammatical error
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(After acquiring railjack)
Congratulations on acquiring the HUUUUGE SHIP! -railjack operator! But next time you see cephalon cy, can you remind him that size doesn't matter?

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Operator.... I have a Joke for you

Do you want this*static* or Dis *static*

*Noises**static*

 

Get it because It said 'or dis* and my name ordis

*Static*

O it's not funny operator I'll try harder next time

 

 

Edited by (PS4)bio_sonic_2k14
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Operator, do you think Ordis was made for looking out for your compantion? please make sure you take care of them or [broken ordis voice] l'll turn it into corpus! [normal voice] I mean I'll have to take care of it myself. 

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I love Ordis, second only to Clem as my bestboi in-game. Here is my submission:

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    When Ordis speaks, does the Operator find the interaction as comforting? Ordis would hate to be a -- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (broken Ordis screaming) -- broken record!

     

Also, I know that I'm only allowed one submission, but please feel free to totally steal take these extra(s) that did not make the cut, from me, with whom has no desire (or legally binding statements) other than to see more Ordis-related banter make it into Warframe! Enjoy, and pardon my syntax when creating lists:

https://pastebin.com/VwXQzMBc

Edited by Super_AIDS
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