(PSN)Xirazak Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 Operator, Ordis has received numerous bounty requests that will help us turn Corpus... INTO CORPSES... in for grofits! Xirazak (PS4) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
super00bird Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 (edited) When player got an stalker death marks. On ship, Orbis may randomly say: "In coming message (Normal Ordis voice, show ordis picture on right) , ᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺ (phone sound), 'I Will Find You' (Ordis immitating Stalker's voice with each word Loud, evil and low like a demon) (show stalker picture on right) (cassette tape button off sound) (show ordis picture again) Oh no (Shocked Ordis voice), ahh, I am sure you can handle it, right? (Feared Ordis voice)" Edited July 1, 2020 by super00bird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Original meh621 Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 Why does Captain Vor like the void so much, it reminds him of the inside of his head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kizraxus Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 "I've noticed that the Operator has equipped a heavy blade again - *HOW GROUNDBREAKING* - Ordis recommends using different types of weapons from time to time." *glitched voice (This would happen when we exit the arsenal after equipping a heavy blade many times. Perhaps in a row.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinytheroboy27 Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 (after the louts has left) Operator had the louts gone to get milk? ... To soon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pabis852 Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 (edited) "Operator, have you heard that Corpus is working on a robot controlled by brain? Strange, why they work on something that they can't use." Edited July 1, 2020 by pabis852 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)TheBayOfChay Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 “Operator, have you ever noticed that the Grineer look like walking potatoes? That’s what I call an “Or-Dis” HA..HA..HA.. (in Ordis laugh)” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)JRC_Red14 Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 Are you upset, Operator? Do you need a little space? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)MinchouX360 Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 Ordi: Protocol activated! Update in progress ... Today I do nothing and if I am not finished I will continue tomorrow ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Chris_P_Snipes_ Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 You expected this transmission to be from Ordis? Too bad! It was me, Cephalon Simaris! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baittincarth Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 You are awfully quiet today operator, has the kavat got your tongue? Sorry, for that operator, it seems i have the idiom bug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deyuaru Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 Upon getting Ayatan Anasa from Sortie (for the 10th time and beyond) Operator, here is your Daily Anasa. Please do not be "salty". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Flailing_Pekker Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 Operator what is the difference between the Grineer and the Corpus? One prefers themselves while the other prefers a robot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter_Saurio Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 Operator , he--lp me! I am trying to sneak away but i am dummy TH--ICC and the sound of my data keeps alerting Simaris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.true.one Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 ''Operator, have you heard about the Corpus and the Grineer? a Grineer attempts to buy a weapon from a Corpus trader but does not have the credits so he offers vehicle maintenance trade. to which the Corpus replies the system's show an error you do not have enough brain cells for the transaction'' 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)RedIdoit Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 When opening navigation "Don't worry operator, Ordis will /////Not//extract you when requested" "Rest assured, Ordis will ///Not/ extract you safely" Key: / indicates Ordis glitching Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)RedIdoit Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 When opening navigation "Don't worry operator, Ordis will /////Not//extract you when requested" "Rest assured, Ordis will ///Not/ extract you safely" Key: / indicates Ordis glitching Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Abiadleln Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 (edited) Standby while I determine how rich but arrogant the Corpus are. ERROR: not a valid calculation! Did the Operator enjoy this? Edited July 2, 2020 by (PS4)ballAIDEN Did not finish 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
restomcgee Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 in my joke, the only thing Ordis does would be humming a tune very similar to the Beatles Eleanor Rigby Ordis: (humming but with Ordis charm) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tntminion Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 (edited) On 2020-06-19 at 1:02 PM, trunks013 said: Oh thats soo much my kind of thing ^.^ *scanning for actual intelligence in this galaxy* ERROR ERROR Edited July 2, 2020 by Tntminion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tntminion Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 16 minutes ago, restomcgee said: in my joke, the only thing Ordis does would be humming a tune very similar to the Beatles Eleanor Rigby Ordis: (humming but with Ordis charm) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tevile Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 Operator! I'm detecting incoming signals from.. the Void?! No, nevermind, they argon. Ha. Ha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gussygoose Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 Operator, there's a new invasion happening on the system, here, I'll mark it on your map. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIMHD Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 (upon leaving foundry) (or login in every day) Uh...Operator we ran out of Argon crystals again. You'd think that a void powered energy crystal would last longer than a Triple A battery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillNyeDaHeavyWeaponsGuy Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 Operator, I bet you can't take any, MOA, these puns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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