(PSN)Ez10_W4lk3r Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 *Upon completing a duplicate weapon/warframe in the foundry or stockpiling 10 or more weapons/warframes* Operator, you better have to get *distorted psychotic ordis* mOrE frames! MoRe guns!! MORE EVERYTHING!!! *normal* ready for a new war. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)BluffPenguin803 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 (hopefully this is original) [When returning from a mission] "Operator, did you have to kill them?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AriousPrisma Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator, what would you call a drunk cephalon Simmaris? A good for nothi- A mug of skolaris and a cold bottled up Kuva Brahmma! Ha. Ha. Ha. I'm sorry operator, I don't know what got over me, forgive me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael-js Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 (edited) Operator! Do you want to hear a joke? Knock knock, who'sthere? No one, we are in space. Edited June 19, 2020 by michael-js Missed a space Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Tallguy12345678 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Ordis will set the orbiters next destination to......(voice goes static) tHe sUn.....(end static) to wherever you so desire 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karsaros Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 (edited) -Operator sends an encrypted data burst to Hunhow- Operator:Hunhow, Do you know why Sentients cannot enter the void? Hunhow:It's Poison? Operator:Nope, They are Natah-llowed! Hunhow:I Hate you so much. Operator:The question is do you Despair over the Dreadful New War? Hunhow:I am going to enjoy killing you.... Edited June 19, 2020 by Karsaros 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishfish871 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Opperator? Ordis h has been kicking aaass erm i mean thinking about you all day! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--TOT--PolarTundra Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator, what is your favourite type of cereal? No, don't tell me... TennOs! *static voice starts* They don't even- *static voice ends* Hmmm... I will take your silence as a yes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firetruck210 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 "Operator... Why do railjacks fly? BECAUSE CY-ENCE! I don't think he likes Ordis..." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Tramanth Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator, you’re not just going to sit there, are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)SolidWings46838 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 (entering the market) operator buy only *distortion* the most gruesome weapons *distortion ends* the most essential equipment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuchullin Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 When Kubrow companion is equipped. Operator, May I suggest a new home for you Kubrow. It Keeps Huras-ing....leaving a mess. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouForgotME Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 What music does Ballas like to listen to? Near Death Metal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReMaestro Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Ordis: Operator...there is a message....from the VOID ?!? *starts playing corrupted vor monologue* or Ordis in the angry, corrupted voice: Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through it's Janu-*cuts off*(unfortunately the whole monologue is around 1,1k characters,and only 300 allowed 😞 ) Ordis: message muted(/deleted) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sporkington_ Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator are you a Space Creature... Because that look is out of this world! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--BENIO-- Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 How fortuna-te are the solaris to have you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(NSW)Belmc Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 (edited) Stalling an entity with no concept of time... an... interesting strategem. 2nd attempt *"Angel investor takes ownership of Warframe, hands back to DE." These data sets are quite irregular, if I may be so bold. Edited June 19, 2020 by Belmc Better Idea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zernomatic Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Ordis: What does lotus Dislike the most? When Warframe's Allready Completed the Missions before she is done Explaining what to do 😄 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0gzdoomer0 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 A fiery choice, operator. You will become FLAMEOUS! 2. A cold weapon for this mission? I suggest you wear warm coat operator. 3. I'm sorry for the puns operator. I will accept my PUNishment- (dark ordis)=WAS THAT ANOTHER PUN!?...(back to normal) I'll seek into maintenance this time for sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(NSW)CloudStrife1108 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operater! have you heard? There’s a new joke going around! Oh wait it’s meeeee!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Restless World Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator? Ordis wonders.. There is no Cephal-off switch, correct? Operator? Correct? 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)TacoJuan475 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 I would give you info on corrupted enemies, but my knowledge on them is *void*. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WanderingIntrovert Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 “Operator, unlike some other Cephalons, I do hope that I am helpful and not a pain in the Sim-arse. Ooh, I didn’t know I could do ‘blue’ humor! This is most exciting!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)THELIMEYT Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operrattoorr Do you like music? (Ordis proceeds to turn on the somachord.) Operator: yells at ordis Ordis:turns off music Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(NSW)Onyx6 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 (edited) Operator, what does a sharpshooting warframe do when they are in a mission? They make a Mesa their enemies! --------------------------------------------------- Here are some others that I brainstormed- the one above is my actual entry. ---------------------------------------------------- Operator, the corpus are looking for help with their invasions- You could say they need a... hand! Operator, I've heard that the Perrin Sequence is getting into fashion- Ergo Glast is thinking about changing the name to the Perrin Sequins! Operator, how many Nef Anyos does it take to change a lightbulb? None! He makes the Solaris do it for him! Operator, how did the Solaris United workers get so strong? They all lift together! Edited June 19, 2020 by (NSW)Onyx6 Some other ideas that won't count toward 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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