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Cephalon Joke-a-Thon Contest [Winners Announced]


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(Appears after the use of void relic segment in orbiter)

Operator! Ordis has discovered the cephalon-exclusive-color-change function,and so i present to you ...(swithches to golden yellow color and speaks in manlly-gliched voice) 

O-O-ORDIS PRIME.

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(enters the ayatan treasure tab)

The Orokin sure had a *ChAoTiC*unique mindset. 

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Placed this on spoilers because I have read the rules and says it is only one joke per person, even then I feel like the ayatan may not get enogh love so, here.

(insert 1-2 ayatan stars)

Operator, did you do something? Weird, my sensors picked up some strange readings for a second.

(fill all slots)

Oh, could this be what is called, modern art? The Operator sure has a "wEiRd" interesting taste in art.

 

 

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Operator! The Grineer have updated your priority on their kill list! Due to your recent GLORIOUS SLAUGHTER OF THOUSANDS OF UNARMED AND HELPLESS GRINEER NON-COMBATANTS!!! crimes against the empire, you have been upgraded to 532,776th most wanted Tenno by order of the Twin Queens! Ordis wonders if the Grineer will give up on their list one rotation?

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