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after returning from the railjack,

"I think Cy is ignoring me, that cephalon seems abit square for a pyramid"

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Hope you liked those colors Operator, Ordis choose then just for you!!

(trigger condition : random colors selected or being used)

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*after a companion is born*

operator.

Congratulations! you got a new companion!

I hope you wont forget me or i might have to- *glitches* EXTERMINATE *stops glitching*- i mean feel lonely again.

you dont want it to happen. do you operator? 

 

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(Appears after the use of void relic segment in orbiter)

Operator! Ordis has discovered the cephalon-exclusive-color-change function,and so i present to you ...(swithches to golden yellow color and speaks in manlly-gliched voice) 

O-O-ORDIS PRIME.

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Preferribly upon leaving arsenal:

Operator, the * blood of your enemies*, Warframe you have chosen fits you well.

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''(plays a Man in the Wall recording) Hey kiddo...... Did that scare you?''

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Posted (edited)

 operator, a grineer lancer called me a rustbucket ....(glitched ordis) aand I called him an ambulance!

Edited by (PS4)Th3BlackHammer7_
Auto correct is dumb

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Mod Configuration, Confirmed... Ammo, Reloaded. ORDIS, READY TO BE ESTABLISHED

The bold is that screeching noise that Ordis makes when  he speaks.

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Posted (edited)

Idle on Orbiter Dialogue:

Operator, Ordis has a Joke for you! Captain Vor is Red, Tyl Regor is Bl--BloOdY anNoyIngGggG--... Oh, Nevermind.

Edited by (XB1)UnsaidJeans1581
Never specified when he'd say it
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After the "Goofy" male Lich says something to you in your orbiter (perhaps right after spawning?):


"That guy is -- ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS -- unhinged."

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Operator, the system Gri-NEEDS us! Surely, your acts of heroism will bring Corp-US together!

It seems Ordis has become Infested with puns, as of late....

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(This happens when your pet gets to 0% affection)

 “Operator show some love to your companion I wouldn’t want for you guys to have a hairy relationship”

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Operator! Ordis has discovered a stockpile of unidentified, disappearing crystals. They're right here... oh wait, they Argon

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"Operator, will I be nerfed? Nooooooo....."

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This tenno is mr14 and hasnt left neptune yet.

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Posted (edited)

(enters the ayatan treasure tab)

The Orokin sure had a *ChAoTiC*unique mindset. 

Cita
Spoiler

Placed this on spoilers because I have read the rules and says it is only one joke per person, even then I feel like the ayatan may not get enogh love so, here.

(insert 1-2 ayatan stars)

Operator, did you do something? Weird, my sensors picked up some strange readings for a second.

(fill all slots)

Oh, could this be what is called, modern art? The Operator sure has a "wEiRd" interesting taste in art.

 

 

Edited by (PS4)Blueknight014
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Operator, do you feel uneasy flying through asteroid fields? Is it because danger is always Gri-NEAR?

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(After leaving arsenal) Ready for a mission operator? Be sure to TERMINATE ALL... ensure your mission objectives.

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"Roses are red, violets are *BLuE LIKE MOA bLOOD!*. Oh my. That's a new one. Apologies, Operator."

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Operator ! Operator ! My scans are showing a inbound threat ! Brace for impact...... oh nevermind it's just a space pebble.....

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