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[Following Lich transmission when returning to the game] "Get off of this line, you- (static) -KUVA SHOVELING- (static) - brute! Goodness, you -are- going to do something about them, I hope? Ordis cannot stand these unwelcome transmissions!"

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Dime suit soldiers, against the Orokin Armada?

Yeah, gonna need those simulations too.

And all the lucre, filthy as it may be it can still do some good. Better than you have with it at least.

 

One last question: Do you fear opportunity?

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Operator. That friendly trader fellow of yours, Darvo, says that he "thinks he has something you might be interested in". Don't know, operator, from one point his prices are cheaper than what they are usually sold for, but on another, the weapons he sells are at best -GARRRRRB-... mediocre. Either way, ORDIS still suggest -GO CHECK IT OUT-... before out of stock.

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On the day of your first play of warframe (or any anniversary-type date that can be flagged)

 

*Ordis hums happy birthday song in computer tones*

Operator, you didn't think ordis would forget such an important day did you?

 

Free reward/booster could be given too and Ordis could mention "found this for you". 

Might want to add a trash/useless reward for a fun twist.

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