Lareth87 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Surprised I haven't seen this one(or similar) yet. -If you have not completed your sortie for the day: Operator, there is a strike force amassing troops, but I am sure you will sortie it all out. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)ASTROStArDuSt86 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator Ordis wonders if earth ran out of tp because they seem a bit deranged must be the cause of infested outbreaks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightravenNevermore Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator your -- GARBAGE-- item can be picked up from the foundry! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Int_Some_dude Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 What do you call a young listener? Green ear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(NSW)DaBoiIsDaBestBoi Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 (edited) Operator do you want to here a joke? What Does a Cephalon and Tenno have in common. They Dont Need Anyone other than themselves to Light-up the mood. Edited June 19, 2020 by (NSW)DaBoiIsDaBestBoi Didn't think right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlphaPHENIX Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 2 hours ago, Atamanel said: (Old joke and not my) - Groooovy! (normal voice) A deadly arsenal operator. THIS! This, This, This, This, This, This, This, This, This, This, This, This, This, This, This, This, This, This, This, This, This, This, This, This, This, This, This! THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! Spoiler For those who don't remember. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theBlueberryMan Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 "Would you like some popcorn, Operator? "I'm sorry. That was rude." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)NAGEQUIT TM Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator... Have you seen my collection of boggles? You didn't take them did you? You didn't see the boggle of you... right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)thunder2356235 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 "operator are you going to *glitch switch* "let the system burn" *switch back* "I mean save the system" I have a dark sense of humor so I think it would be funny if ordis whent evil like during the sacrifice how he was a lot more violent and we had a meaner ordis I would love jokes like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sek4o Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator? Am I... *in cracked voice*A JOKE... to you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(NSW)goodsideevilside Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 My apologies, operator. My creators are Deceptively Exhilarating. (DE) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nukes13 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator, let me calculate the size of the known universe for you [Broken Ordis Counts in an extremely sped up voice] .... Oh sorry I.... spaced out there for a second. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Lybren_killer Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 (edited) After refining a relic. "Remarkable technique operator! Avoid fissuring the relic Ordis will result in failure." Edited June 19, 2020 by (PS4)Lybren_killer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(NSW)Belmc Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Numbers dont appeal to me. Good memory and improving interaction protocols are my bread and butter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Da1nOnlyPIGDOG Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator, What make you so stong? All the grinding you warframes earning focus for me hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CallmePixel Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 *After completing an Assassination Mission* It is a shame they had the Ordis-city to *Static glitch* resist extermination *static glitch* get in your way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)jlcotty Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator, Im sorry but your resources have endo. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trigger_Intensifies Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 01001011 01101001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01100001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01010100 01100101 01101110 01101110 01101111 00100000... I mean look, operator, a space squirrel. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(NSW)Belmc Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 I never got any focus, second dream being on stage where RESE-VOR is mentioned Glug glug glug Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)S_Patrick_01 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator: do you know why the orokin never laughed? Because they were VOID of humor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Thorin101101 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 2 hours ago, [DE]Helen said: Operator? Ordis wonders... do you know any good jokes? This contest is for all you jokesters and punsters! Ordis is looking for some new puns and witticisms from the Operator. Write a short quip, joke or pun and share it with us. The winning submissions will be recorded and added to Warframe! How to enter: Write a joke or pun to be spoken by Cephalon Ordis in-game. Share your submission in this thread for judging! Rules: One submission per player Submission must be your original creation Submission must not exceed 300 characters Submission must be Warframe-related Do not reserve spots in this thread Only post submissions in this thread Winning submissions become the property of Digital Extremes Submissions that do not follow these rules will be disqualified Selecting the Winning Submissions: The Warframe Team will choose a Top 10 after reviewing all submissions. Winners will be chosen based on the wit and humour reflected in their submissions. Keep in mind that your joke will become part of the Warframe universe! We recommend looking at in-game lore for inspiration. The Design Council will determine the winning jokes or puns by voting on the Top 10 submissions selected by the Warframe Team. Design Council voting will begin on Friday, July 3 at 1:00PM ET and run until Thursday, July 9 at 1:00PM ET. Prizes: 1st place – Titania Prime Access & your joke added to Warframe! 2nd place – 1000 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 3rd place – 750 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 4th place – 750 Platinum! 5th place – 500 Platinum! This contest starts now until Thursday, July 2 at 1:00 PM ET! ALL PLAYERS FROM EACH PLATFORM CAN PARTICIPATE! Make us laugh, Operator! Ordis thought you would like to know operater that he will commit suicide by witisism..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Jakeychanboi Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 (edited) Digital Extre- I mean uhhh, Ordis wonders if you will be purchasing more platinum soon... Edited June 19, 2020 by (XB1)Jakeychanboi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)VvSeanofthedead Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 *operator uses wisp* Ordis: *whispers* psst.... Operator... is it okay if i "wisp"-er? * Ordis bursts into laughter* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HypedHazard456 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 (edited) [when going to any earth mission] please come back *static* WITH VAY HEK'S AI- *static* safely Edited June 19, 2020 by HypedHazard456 i thought of a better joke 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZaGameboy Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator... your arsenal... has been nerfed. *silence*. *glitched* You should've seen your face operator. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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