Syln Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator, stop posting video of you Kavat on the Fortuna network. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FoolioMcGee Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 A lot of people judge the Grineer by their appearance; but you really see what they're like inside. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrostedMike Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Ever felt a rush of adrenaline while -SLAUGHTERING- defeating your enemies, Operator? Ordis -MISS IT- can't remember ever feeling it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polio_The_Chinchilla Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator, Ordis would like to remind you to shoot for Lua, if you miss, you’ll land *in the cold, infested void.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMD1 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 (edited) Operator, Do you have a hoarding problem? No? Your collection of Prime Parts says otherwise... Edited June 19, 2020 by JMD1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)kogarashi44 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Another successful mission operator the score is 10-0. get it? like you operator! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robo-Squid Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator! You're back from your cepha-long distance travel! Did you remember to pack a punch-- lunch? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rokettu Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 [Upon entering the mod station] Is there a mod that can modify my jokes module, Operator? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tralid Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 He plays "Hey, Kiddo" randomly. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anfuerudo Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 "Operator, high-frequency trading goes well with high fire rate... time to crash some markets". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Sleeplessghost0 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 "Operator, do you know what a Cephalon's favorite dinosaur is?" "A pachyCEPHALOsaurus!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tankdest22 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 (edited) Operator, Ordis wants to know if you have been framed... frame? Warframe? Get it? *glitches out* THAT WAS A TERRIBLE JOKE! Edited June 19, 2020 by Tankdest22 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaltorack Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 [Ordis sounding panicked] "Operator Tyl Regor has been spotted on" [Bugged Ordis] "MY ANUS" [Ordis sounding embarassed] "ahem Uranus" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Triezieme Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 "Operator, for your next stealth mission, might Ordis recommend *Static* leaving no survivors*static*. I expect you'll see a significant drop in witness reports!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VeryZloyCat Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 [Upon entering the mod station] Have you seen my jokes module, Operator? I think I've lost it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Av0q3do Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 (edited) "Hey Operator, what do the Corpus use to rush their wounded to a hospital?" "In the Ambulance!" Edited June 19, 2020 by (XB1)AgentProDoge306 I thought of this one after I posted the original Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elfface Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 If I said the Operator was equipped with a masterfully-crafted Frame, would they hold it against me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheeAwesomeTodd Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 (edited) "Operator, did you hear that" [sounds of nothing]"that's how it sounded while were(abandoning me)gone" Edited June 19, 2020 by TheeAwesomeTodd Spelled out the wrong word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangociss Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator, how do the Corpus tell jokes? Error please deposit more credits to restart the joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rinesin Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator! Pluto has stopped being a planet! I don't know where it wen... Oh wait, it's a planet again. Whew! That was a close one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarlet_Meteor Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator ? Your ship is full of Yogurth ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddragonmaster Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 operator i have lost my, MARBLES, i mean my jokes. have you found them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)CheeseLmg Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 (After incubating a helminth charger) D=Switch to deranged ordis O=Switch to regular ordis (O) Your (D) monster (O) companion will feel right at home with (D) the sickness (O) helminth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlphaPHENIX Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 I've tried, Operator, but Stalker continues to ignore our Lunaro tea-party invitations. Will resume attempts, next Earth cycle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)ThePhilth666 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 2 hours ago, [DE]Helen said: Operator? Ordis wonders... do you know any good jokes? This contest is for all you jokesters and punsters! Ordis is looking for some new puns and witticisms from the Operator. Write a short quip, joke or pun and share it with us. The winning submissions will be recorded and added to Warframe! How to enter: Write a joke or pun to be spoken by Cephalon Ordis in-game. Share your submission in this thread for judging! Rules: One submission per player Submission must be your original creation Submission must not exceed 300 characters Submission must be Warframe-related Do not reserve spots in this thread Only post submissions in this thread Winning submissions become the property of Digital Extremes Submissions that do not follow these rules will be disqualified Selecting the Winning Submissions: The Warframe Team will choose a Top 10 after reviewing all submissions. Winners will be chosen based on the wit and humour reflected in their submissions. Keep in mind that your joke will become part of the Warframe universe! We recommend looking at in-game lore for inspiration. The Design Council will determine the winning jokes or puns by voting on the Top 10 submissions selected by the Warframe Team. Design Council voting will begin on Friday, July 3 at 1:00PM ET and run until Thursday, July 9 at 1:00PM ET. Prizes: 1st place – Titania Prime Access & your joke added to Warframe! 2nd place – 1000 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 3rd place – 750 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 4th place – 750 Platinum! 5th place – 500 Platinum! This contest starts now until Thursday, July 2 at 1:00 PM ET! ALL PLAYERS FROM EACH PLATFORM CAN PARTICIPATE! Make us laugh, Operator! Operator? Did you know ordis can go to the end of knowledge and reason? I call it my digital extreams 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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