(XBOX)Fairuslolomg Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator, is yor pet useful? We can purge- improve it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(NSW)Belmc Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Winner right there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)wolfforever5 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 "Operator, you must admit, it would be MOA-st amusing to know a Corpus Crewman sneaked onto our ship. The story would be beyond rich!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glaive-012 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 (edited) "Operator, surely you must have some funny jokes in mind to help lighten the mood around here." "Because I'm sure they can make me *BZZT* CRACK.... laugh!" "......I'm broken, aren't I?" Edited June 20, 2020 by (NSW)Glaive-012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drapiezca Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 (edited) Operator? Do you hear? Ah ship, here we go again *murderer voice* massacre. Edited June 19, 2020 by Drapiezca 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awreoh Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 <Glitched voice> Is all in Operator, Ordis <End glitched voice> Hmmm... something is not quite right about that one, I may have to look into this? (Something along those lines) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(NSW)abowl0fcereal Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator, do you remember the time when you cut that grineer in half (increasing excitement) or that one corpus that you turned into a ( ordis glitches: ordin karis voice ) BLOOD FOUNTAIN! (calms down) Hope you do it again for Ordis' sake. . . I NEED BLOOD, BLOOD! I will ELIMINATE this bug immediately. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)DOC_INCOGNITO Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 How did Argon Crystals get their name? Because they ARGON after a day! man i hope this one is original 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elric14 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator, do you know the joke with a grineer, a corpus and an infested on a spaceship on fire? spoiler alert this one ends with a boom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(NSW)Belmc Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 (edited) Blood and sweat for credits? Seimeni is rough Watch out for those lightening bolts as well Edited June 19, 2020 by Belmc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emillian Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 (edited) Operator, Ordis wanders....you're still listening me? You know, I wasn't designed to make puns...you actually expected a joke? What a duderhead operator Edited June 19, 2020 by Emillian 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpiderconPrime Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 There are spoilers but i dont know how to mark things for spoilers Ordis: Knock knock! Operator: uh, whos there? *ordis gets distorted and theres some void sound affects Ordis: The man in the wall... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Nomu_oppz Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 2 hours ago, [DE]Helen said: Operator? Ordis wonders... do you know any good jokes? This contest is for all you jokesters and punsters! Ordis is looking for some new puns and witticisms from the Operator. Write a short quip, joke or pun and share it with us. The winning submissions will be recorded and added to Warframe! How to enter: Write a joke or pun to be spoken by Cephalon Ordis in-game. Share your submission in this thread for judging! Rules: One submission per player Submission must be your original creation Submission must not exceed 300 characters Submission must be Warframe-related Do not reserve spots in this thread Only post submissions in this thread Winning submissions become the property of Digital Extremes Submissions that do not follow these rules will be disqualified Selecting the Winning Submissions: The Warframe Team will choose a Top 10 after reviewing all submissions. Winners will be chosen based on the wit and humour reflected in their submissions. Keep in mind that your joke will become part of the Warframe universe! We recommend looking at in-game lore for inspiration. The Design Council will determine the winning jokes or puns by voting on the Top 10 submissions selected by the Warframe Team. Design Council voting will begin on Friday, July 3 at 1:00PM ET and run until Thursday, July 9 at 1:00PM ET. Prizes: 1st place – Titania Prime Access & your joke added to Warframe! 2nd place – 1000 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 3rd place – 750 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 4th place – 750 Platinum! 5th place – 500 Platinum! This contest starts now until Thursday, July 2 at 1:00 PM ET! ALL PLAYERS FROM EACH PLATFORM CAN PARTICIPATE! Make us laugh, Operator! Operator! Uhhhh Operator Why is space mom not here? Because..... SHE IS GOING TO GET SOME MILK!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Nomu_oppz Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 2 hours ago, [DE]Helen said: Operator? Ordis wonders... do you know any good jokes? This contest is for all you jokesters and punsters! Ordis is looking for some new puns and witticisms from the Operator. Write a short quip, joke or pun and share it with us. The winning submissions will be recorded and added to Warframe! How to enter: Write a joke or pun to be spoken by Cephalon Ordis in-game. Share your submission in this thread for judging! Rules: One submission per player Submission must be your original creation Submission must not exceed 300 characters Submission must be Warframe-related Do not reserve spots in this thread Only post submissions in this thread Winning submissions become the property of Digital Extremes Submissions that do not follow these rules will be disqualified Selecting the Winning Submissions: The Warframe Team will choose a Top 10 after reviewing all submissions. Winners will be chosen based on the wit and humour reflected in their submissions. Keep in mind that your joke will become part of the Warframe universe! We recommend looking at in-game lore for inspiration. The Design Council will determine the winning jokes or puns by voting on the Top 10 submissions selected by the Warframe Team. Design Council voting will begin on Friday, July 3 at 1:00PM ET and run until Thursday, July 9 at 1:00PM ET. Prizes: 1st place – Titania Prime Access & your joke added to Warframe! 2nd place – 1000 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 3rd place – 750 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 4th place – 750 Platinum! 5th place – 500 Platinum! This contest starts now until Thursday, July 2 at 1:00 PM ET! ALL PLAYERS FROM EACH PLATFORM CAN PARTICIPATE! Make us laugh, Operator! Operator! Uhhhh Operator Why is space mom not here? Because..... SHE IS GOING TO GET SOME MILK!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LogaMC1995 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 (edited) Operator, try fighting the Grineers at long range. I heard they're Grineer sighted. Edited June 19, 2020 by LogaMC1995 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(NSW)Belmc Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 She need some milk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)PerigoBerro Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator, Just checking my logs and it appears there were no children aboard the Zariman. Well, I was just wondering, *GET OFF MY SHIP* - ...Who are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterFroggie Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator, it would seem a new **erra** of war is upon us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
betacyanin Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator, I just wanted you to assure you. No matter what the Corpus... or Grineer... or colonists... or Red Veil... (Or other Tenno...) may be saying about you right now, Ordis is on your side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta_Nazo Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator! You just missed it. So there I was, cloaking the orbiter when a grinner scanner- *horrible static and glitching* -And wouldn't you believe it, a Popper, inside the engineering compartment. Needles to say I had to- *more static* -But then the reactor started going critical. I didn't want the operator to die so- *even more static and glitching* -And the take-away from that is, you're welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Nomu_oppz Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 This is another joke I made Operator! You know why you don't have any Argons? Because they dissappear every day! Ordis:HaHaHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)BSGamingDR0P Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Hey Operator! What did the Hydroid say to the Gara? "Aren't you GLASS to SEA me!?" -small chuckle to self- -ehm, Operator, your silence isn't very approving of Ordis's joke... I shall try to*/amp*END MY SUFFERING*amp/*create better jokes for the future. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cossn Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Ordis wonders does the Operator still no- no- lo- tus me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justus954 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 "Operator! May I recommend you to avoid doing business with the Corpus? I've heard it will cost you an arm and leg!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)AlvezZ_--- Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator! ... Operator? Must have fallen asleep again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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