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2 hours ago, [DE]Helen said:

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Operator? Ordis wonders... do you know any good jokes?

This contest is for all you jokesters and punsters! Ordis is looking for some new puns and witticisms from the Operator. Write a short quip, joke or pun and share it with us. The winning submissions will be recorded and added to Warframe!


How to enter:

Write a joke or pun to be spoken by Cephalon Ordis in-game. Share your submission in this thread for judging!


Rules:

  • One submission per player
  • Submission must be your original creation
  • Submission must not exceed 300 characters
  • Submission must be Warframe-related
  • Do not reserve spots in this thread
  • Only post submissions in this thread
  • Winning submissions become the property of Digital Extremes
  • Submissions that do not follow these rules will be disqualified

 

Ordis SM.gif


Selecting the Winning Submissions:

The Warframe Team will choose a Top 10 after reviewing all submissions. Winners will be chosen based on the wit and humour reflected in their submissions. Keep in mind that your joke will become part of the Warframe universe! We recommend looking at in-game lore for inspiration.

The Design Council will determine the winning jokes or puns by voting on the Top 10 submissions selected by the Warframe Team. Design Council voting will begin on Friday, July 3 at 1:00PM ET and run until Thursday, July 9 at 1:00PM ET.


Prizes:

  • 1st place – Titania Prime Access & your joke added to Warframe!
  • 2nd place – 1000 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe!
  • 3rd place – 750 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe!
  • 4th place – 750 Platinum!
  • 5th place – 500 Platinum!

This contest starts now until Thursday, July 2 at 1:00 PM ET!

ALL PLAYERS FROM EACH PLATFORM CAN PARTICIPATE!

Make us laugh, Operator!

Operator? Did you know ordis can go to the end of knowledge and reason? I call it my digital extreams

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"Operator, surely you must have some funny jokes in mind to help lighten the mood around here."

"Because I'm sure they can make me *BZZT* CRACK.... laugh!"

"......I'm broken, aren't I?"

 

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<Glitched voice> Is all in Operator, Ordis <End glitched voice> Hmmm... something is not quite right about that one, I may have to look into this? (Something along those lines)

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Operator, do you remember the time when you cut that grineer in half (increasing excitement) or that one corpus that you turned into a ( ordis glitches: ordin karis voice ) BLOOD FOUNTAIN! (calms down) Hope you do it again for Ordis' sake. . . I NEED BLOOD, BLOOD! I will ELIMINATE this bug immediately.

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Operator, do you know the joke with a grineer, a corpus and an infested on a spaceship on fire? spoiler alert this one ends with a boom

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Blood and sweat for credits? 

Seimeni is rough

Watch out for those lightening bolts as well

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Operator, Ordis wanders....you're still listening me? You know, I wasn't designed to make puns...you actually expected a joke? What a duderhead operator

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2 hours ago, [DE]Helen said:

OrdisJokeContestHeader.png

Operator? Ordis wonders... do you know any good jokes?

This contest is for all you jokesters and punsters! Ordis is looking for some new puns and witticisms from the Operator. Write a short quip, joke or pun and share it with us. The winning submissions will be recorded and added to Warframe!


How to enter:

Write a joke or pun to be spoken by Cephalon Ordis in-game. Share your submission in this thread for judging!


Rules:

  • One submission per player
  • Submission must be your original creation
  • Submission must not exceed 300 characters
  • Submission must be Warframe-related
  • Do not reserve spots in this thread
  • Only post submissions in this thread
  • Winning submissions become the property of Digital Extremes
  • Submissions that do not follow these rules will be disqualified

 

Ordis SM.gif


Selecting the Winning Submissions:

The Warframe Team will choose a Top 10 after reviewing all submissions. Winners will be chosen based on the wit and humour reflected in their submissions. Keep in mind that your joke will become part of the Warframe universe! We recommend looking at in-game lore for inspiration.

The Design Council will determine the winning jokes or puns by voting on the Top 10 submissions selected by the Warframe Team. Design Council voting will begin on Friday, July 3 at 1:00PM ET and run until Thursday, July 9 at 1:00PM ET.


Prizes:

  • 1st place – Titania Prime Access & your joke added to Warframe!
  • 2nd place – 1000 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe!
  • 3rd place – 750 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe!
  • 4th place – 750 Platinum!
  • 5th place – 500 Platinum!

This contest starts now until Thursday, July 2 at 1:00 PM ET!

ALL PLAYERS FROM EACH PLATFORM CAN PARTICIPATE!

Make us laugh, Operator!

Operator!

Uhhhh

Operator

Why is space mom not here?

Because.....

SHE IS GOING TO GET SOME MILK!!!

 

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2 hours ago, [DE]Helen said:

OrdisJokeContestHeader.png

Operator? Ordis wonders... do you know any good jokes?

This contest is for all you jokesters and punsters! Ordis is looking for some new puns and witticisms from the Operator. Write a short quip, joke or pun and share it with us. The winning submissions will be recorded and added to Warframe!


How to enter:

Write a joke or pun to be spoken by Cephalon Ordis in-game. Share your submission in this thread for judging!


Rules:

  • One submission per player
  • Submission must be your original creation
  • Submission must not exceed 300 characters
  • Submission must be Warframe-related
  • Do not reserve spots in this thread
  • Only post submissions in this thread
  • Winning submissions become the property of Digital Extremes
  • Submissions that do not follow these rules will be disqualified

 

Ordis SM.gif


Selecting the Winning Submissions:

The Warframe Team will choose a Top 10 after reviewing all submissions. Winners will be chosen based on the wit and humour reflected in their submissions. Keep in mind that your joke will become part of the Warframe universe! We recommend looking at in-game lore for inspiration.

The Design Council will determine the winning jokes or puns by voting on the Top 10 submissions selected by the Warframe Team. Design Council voting will begin on Friday, July 3 at 1:00PM ET and run until Thursday, July 9 at 1:00PM ET.


Prizes:

  • 1st place – Titania Prime Access & your joke added to Warframe!
  • 2nd place – 1000 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe!
  • 3rd place – 750 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe!
  • 4th place – 750 Platinum!
  • 5th place – 500 Platinum!

This contest starts now until Thursday, July 2 at 1:00 PM ET!

ALL PLAYERS FROM EACH PLATFORM CAN PARTICIPATE!

Make us laugh, Operator!

Operator!

Uhhhh

Operator

Why is space mom not here?

Because.....

SHE IS GOING TO GET SOME MILK!!!

 

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Operator, I just wanted you to assure you. No matter what the Corpus... or Grineer... or colonists... or Red Veil... (Or other Tenno...) may be saying about you right now, Ordis is on your side.

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Operator! You just missed it. So there I was, cloaking the orbiter when a grinner scanner-

*horrible static and glitching*

-And wouldn't you believe it, a Popper, inside the engineering compartment. Needles to say I had to-

*more static*

-But then the reactor started going critical. I didn't want the operator to die so-

*even more static and glitching*

-And the take-away from that is, you're welcome.

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Hey Operator! What did the Hydroid say to the Gara?

"Aren't you GLASS to SEA me!?" -small chuckle to self-

-ehm, Operator, your silence isn't very approving of Ordis's joke...

I shall try to*/amp*END MY SUFFERING*amp/*create better jokes for the future.

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