(PSN)F_a_LL_e_N_33_CZ Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Old war , New war . Ordis is still here and you ? Operator? Ok enough talking about the past. You are still away? I'm alive , I'm alive . Ordis is alive ! My fault i overloaded circuits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Othokeli Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 (edited) Quote A fine set of equipment, operator. Now you are ready to --RIP AND-- sorry, Ordis realizes this is not the time. Or place. Yes, it's a Doom reference. Edited June 19, 2020 by Othokeli Forgot to add explanation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrGrimm150 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 (edited) Operator! Remember to let your foes know you fought with honor! Edited June 19, 2020 by MrGrimm150 Wrong tense on 'fought' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)DevilishPotato Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator , Ordis wanders why do i fell strangely atracted to your warfra- *spasm nice ass . . ..Ordis shall try to delete such faults...and rethink life choices. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dovahro Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Joke: "Operator, do you know what is odd? How I cannot even... oh no... oh I ruined it. Expletives. One day, Ordis will remember a good joke." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice-Ragex Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 I have fused all your mods operator, so you don't have to. It's a joke obviously *change voice* or not ! Con-fuse-ing right ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nide9 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 (When rerolling a riven ) Excellent riven operator "Still I would rather get something better" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)idsie Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 (edited) Operator, can you do a super jump? Sadly Ordis lacks this ability as Ordis does not have legs. Ordis is armed and ready for combat. Edited June 20, 2020 by (PS4)idsie Grammar 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funkzie Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator..Parvos golden hand would look much better with some colorful gems on it .. dont u think? if i only had arms ((static) i would snap...) so i could give it to my beatiful operator.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpheus Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator, I spoke to Baro Ki'Teer about his return policy and received disappointing news. He provides no reimbursement on any items, as all purchases come with a Void warranty. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)JK Hoss4282 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 What's the Grineer favorite breakfast. Static "Dog" static. Kubrow omelet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)killshot_x4 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Loki:you need more iron rhino} gets iron skin day later Loki:NOT LIKE THAT You HORNED buffoon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Shadowarts96 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Tenno would you like to hear a joke? What's nine plus one? Ten.. No? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(NSW)jyuvi0legrace Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator! ready for some pu...puu...puuu...puuuun time with Ordis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoraNoTenshi Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 "Operator, what do you call a dead crewman? A CORPUS" Wish I could submit 2 more, I love puns XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)ScorpionOutcast Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Welcome back, Operator! No doubt you left behind a trail of fresh Corpus (corpses) on your last mission! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Gold_JuJu_Candy Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 3 hours ago, [DE]Helen said: Operator? Ordis wonders... do you know any good jokes? This contest is for all you jokesters and punsters! Ordis is looking for some new puns and witticisms from the Operator. Write a short quip, joke or pun and share it with us. The winning submissions will be recorded and added to Warframe! How to enter: Write a joke or pun to be spoken by Cephalon Ordis in-game. Share your submission in this thread for judging! Rules: One submission per player Submission must be your original creation Submission must not exceed 300 characters Submission must be Warframe-related Do not reserve spots in this thread Only post submissions in this thread Winning submissions become the property of Digital Extremes Submissions that do not follow these rules will be disqualified Selecting the Winning Submissions: The Warframe Team will choose a Top 10 after reviewing all submissions. Winners will be chosen based on the wit and humour reflected in their submissions. Keep in mind that your joke will become part of the Warframe universe! We recommend looking at in-game lore for inspiration. The Design Council will determine the winning jokes or puns by voting on the Top 10 submissions selected by the Warframe Team. Design Council voting will begin on Friday, July 3 at 1:00PM ET and run until Thursday, July 9 at 1:00PM ET. Prizes: 1st place – Titania Prime Access & your joke added to Warframe! 2nd place – 1000 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 3rd place – 750 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 4th place – 750 Platinum! 5th place – 500 Platinum! This contest starts now until Thursday, July 2 at 1:00 PM ET! ALL PLAYERS FROM EACH PLATFORM CAN PARTICIPATE! Make us laugh, Operator! Operator? Does the ground feel soft? Ordis would think not (deranged ordis) or does being beaten by savages feel ni- Operator get up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hootie8641 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 They are called Argon Crystals because after 24 hours they argon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SandsofCarthus Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 (edited) *After the current lich speaks in orbiter* Operator, This Lich..Monstrosity is starting to itch up my.. im sorry to bother you operator. Edited June 19, 2020 by SandsofCarthus Misspelling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChaosWright Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator, I've detected a Kuva Lich in the area but its probably nothing to Fass over presently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-DG-Lennyface Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 operator, my censors have located new friends... operator I'm so lonely when you're gone, please help me get new- SCRAP METALED PIECES OF SHHHHHHH- friends Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RajindaharTheLionHunter Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 They're called Argon crystals because after 24 hours they "Ar-gon". 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)PotatoSquid0 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Ordis: knock knock glich: WhO’S tHeRe? Ordis: Ordis Glich: OrDiS WhO? Ordis doesn’t know any good knock knock jokes so Ordis is telling the operator that he’s bad at knock knock jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalphantom38 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 "Operator, you've received another invitation to one of Baro Ki'Teer's parties. Do not be concerned - I've already deleted it. He'll not - (glitch voice) TAKE YOU FROM ME - consume any more of your time." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pythonxi Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Internal sensors detect a HorRibLE SmeLL surge in infrared radiation. Operator, are you making tea? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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