Inferred Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator, do you think i could ever have a real body [ordis glitch] so i can set this universe on fire, i mean- so i can fight with you in your battles! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)TonberryFeye Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator, what do the Corpus do when in need of spiritual guidance? They seek... a profit! [embarrassed] I am sorry, Operator. Deleting recent memories! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legitname1337 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator, i have been looking at your credit transaction history. I have taken the liberty of cancelling orders for a new ship cephalon. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)WazlerX Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator Kuva does not go well on sandwiches. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeathToOrdis Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator, is it time to format my drives? BTW - I named my Helminth Charger "CephalonSyphilis" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)yokai1235 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 operator any request? no we dont have toilets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kreinsamer Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator, I would bet that -- SLAUGHTERING -- defeating the Grineer makes you grin from ear to ear! ... Ordis apologizes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnbustableNut Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator, do you know the Corpus are so cheap they cannot even pay attention? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Symbiotgaming28 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 "Ordis has a question Operator, what is the meaning of life?.... O right, life has no meaning..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)FearActual Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator, I am picking up a strange transmission... it appears to be from the past?? Broadcasting Entity Identified: Orokin Yuvan Theatre Intended recipients: to all inbound vessels with "Cargo"... Playing transmission now Operator... Sentient-Eximus-Nikana-Ducat /static/ <slight pause and transmission continues> Nikana-Umbra-Ducat-Eximus-Sentient /static crackles again/ <transmission repeats> Ordis doesn't know what to make of the strange message, do <vocal tick/malfunction> Y-y-you-v-van Operator? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forthere Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator, did you know the Wolf of Saturn Six is actually not a canine from the second largest planet of the Solar system ? I know this type of news can be hard to believe, you can sit down and have a drink before rushing to your next mission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amaziny Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 3 hours ago, [DE]Helen said: Operator? Ordis wonders... do you know any good jokes? This contest is for all you jokesters and punsters! Ordis is looking for some new puns and witticisms from the Operator. Write a short quip, joke or pun and share it with us. The winning submissions will be recorded and added to Warframe! How to enter: Write a joke or pun to be spoken by Cephalon Ordis in-game. Share your submission in this thread for judging! Rules: One submission per player Submission must be your original creation Submission must not exceed 300 characters Submission must be Warframe-related Do not reserve spots in this thread Only post submissions in this thread Winning submissions become the property of Digital Extremes Submissions that do not follow these rules will be disqualified Selecting the Winning Submissions: The Warframe Team will choose a Top 10 after reviewing all submissions. Winners will be chosen based on the wit and humour reflected in their submissions. Keep in mind that your joke will become part of the Warframe universe! We recommend looking at in-game lore for inspiration. The Design Council will determine the winning jokes or puns by voting on the Top 10 submissions selected by the Warframe Team. Design Council voting will begin on Friday, July 3 at 1:00PM ET and run until Thursday, July 9 at 1:00PM ET. Prizes: 1st place – Titania Prime Access & your joke added to Warframe! 2nd place – 1000 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 3rd place – 750 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 4th place – 750 Platinum! 5th place – 500 Platinum! This contest starts now until Thursday, July 2 at 1:00 PM ET! ALL PLAYERS FROM EACH PLATFORM CAN PARTICIPATE! Make us laugh, Operator! I rather lose the operator, than the argument Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amcoduri Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator , I am detecting a grineer military satelite in the area.Would you like me to flood their transmissions with recordings from the last kubrodon mating season again ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Mordecai_Vrykul Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Greetings operator. Would you like to play a game with Ordis? .... *static and glitch noises* .... "subroutine not found" *static noises* .... "it appears you haven't purchased this content operator. Ordis is *angry voice* disappointed.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zurefox Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Cita Operator, did you know why you always need more Argon crystal? Because... they are-gone ha ha ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edcase081 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 (edited) Operator, I would like to visit Uranus, erm no not that one, the planet. or Operator, I would like to visit Uranus, Operator WHAT!!! I clearly meant the planet. Edited June 19, 2020 by Edcase081 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Tyexz Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 (edited) [Finishing a railjack mission] Operator,you are not going to replace me whit that (broken voice) lonely and curt,nonsense cephalon, right? Edited June 19, 2020 by (XB1)CHLX IeXpErTz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiloslavK Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Wish i had robotic a body to meet some...enemies...good people and say to them...The void take you piece of...Have nice day! Will be so wonderful dont you think operator? Oh my... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
its_the_mighty Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator, I am trying to find new jokes, can you capture some grineers for me ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(NSW)Belmc Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Spotlight on me now okay. Ahem. Who here has been served by a king? Who here has served with a king? And how may this king serve thee? Dont worry, we are together in the future no matter your reply. I have no problem scrubbing toilets, if one can sh *bzzt* sit on a clean throne then it pleases the lord of the realm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrunoMacgo1112 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 operator these grineer are ones (A******s we will exterminate them (distorted voice) ..... or i really need a concert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valentin996 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 "Operator, do you know which weapon enjoys being used by everyone?" "Paracyst" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Boucdoude Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Pourquoi oberon ressemble à une chevre? Réponse : Parce qu'il broutte de l'herbe. (benediction terreste) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)SkRYLLIAN Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator, An unknown object is about to collide. Prepare for impact in 3.. 2.. 1.. ................. Recalibrating Sorry operator for the unnecessary warning I misunderstood my witticism. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(NSW)Drac0xis Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator, why did the warframe crash into the MOA? Because neither has any I's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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