kilgar393 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 "operator did you know what the grinner say when they see a tenno? haha ... tenno ...I think I need to rework my humorous algorithm" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zataera Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator... Ordis was double checking your inventory and realized that the crystals you found in the void Argon. My sincerest condolences. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EuphieTLE Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Ordis: Operator why does the orbiter look like page 69 of the latest Ikea catalogue?!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)AhegaoSempai Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator, have you ever thought of starting a farm? *Glitch* The bodies would feed... *End glitch* Your perfect hobby! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PedroDFK010 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator, Ordis wonders why the operator is so ....... low Ordis will not be replaced by this, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Existential-Bread Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 (edited) Why is there a wall seperating cetus and the plains of eidolon? Because the grass is grineer on the other side. Edited June 19, 2020 by Luxialus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapis_Iawn Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 (activates when leaving armory ) Operator your Armory is looking (distorts) FONKY... I mean satisfactory Ordis may require some repairs after all, now get out there and...(distorts) KILL THOSE RUTHLESS SCUMBA... enemies. Ordis shall be waiting for your return operator. ( This is a message to the Warframe team thank you for making this amazing game I haven't been playing long but I've loved every minute of it and the resource collecting surprisingly helps with my anxiety and autism so thank you so much DE for everything) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Arioch-Blacklight- Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 (edited) When Derelict mission start: Цитата It's quiet out here... too quiet... *pause* *Laughs* Oh Operator! I always wanted to say that! (Suda, seems like operator ready to know the trust... or not? Operator, do u?) Edited June 20, 2020 by -Unkle-Ari- 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dainaro Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 *When a bug appeas in-game* "It's not a bug, it's a fetature" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlanckZero Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Does the character limit include notes on sound effects and voice actor direction or just the joke itself? My joke itself comes in at under 300 characters but the notes take it well over. Quote Operator, I have a joke for you. What do you call a cephalon with a defective recursion prevention subroutine?(1) What do you call a cephalon with a defective recursion prevention subroutine? What do you call a cephalon with a defective recursion prevention subroutine? Just kidding.(2) Notes: 1. These lines are followed by a garbled broken Ordis sound effect. 2. Now the overall tone of the joke relies entirely on the delivery of the punchline and I can't decide on which one is better. For just a "funny funny" joke the punchline is read happily with a snide laugh like he was playing a prank, however for a "sad funny" joke the punchline is delivered with a nervous laugh and a sad intonation before trailing off into silence before the transmission cuts out. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)AlvezZ_--- Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 1 hour ago, (PS4)AlvezZ_--- said: Operator! ... Operator? Must have fallen asleep again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eoc203 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 (edited) Operator, did you know this one? "A corpus walks into a grineer bar and says: 'Barkeep! I want a discount!' The grineer barkeep turns around and says: 'GRAKATA!'" Edited June 19, 2020 by Eoc203 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KriegJohnson Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 (edited) "Operator, I was talking some of the other cephalons and one of them said that he doesn't see what's so amazing about you! So, I told them all about you- AND SEPARATED HIM FROM THE WEAVE - and now they all like you!" Edited June 19, 2020 by KriegJohnson Misplaced comma Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)ImaLilMonster14 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator, Im feeling. Hmm, i dont believe thats part of my programming. *gasp* IM A REAL BOY NOW, OPERATOR. Fetch me my tenno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Dev Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 As you leave arsenal after changing equipment Operator? WHAT ARE THOSE?! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Rybo1314 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Most of my gathered data is corrupted, Tenno. Apparently, I'm full of space junk. (*poops and flushes toilet*) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(NSW)Belmc Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 The song is 7 days long If he plays it The world is gone Suffice to say In the strangest way Every (hodie) dog has his day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Dr3_Dre18828 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Mmmm which relic should I open in a mission, this one Ordis one, mmmm hard to choose. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyLuck1881 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator? Do you plan on sneaking with that color combination? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Her_Lovely_Tentacles Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 [When orbiting Lua] Operator, Ordis is truly over the moon with you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)GAMER COLBY Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 "Operator, do you ever get bORDIS of Ordis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(NSW)TyphoonTroy Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 (edited) 4 hours ago, [DE]Helen said: Operator,shall ordis start calling you Warframe instead?Hmm...Lets see,Welcome home Warframe,or items are ready for you to claim Warframe.Ugh,this makes the operator sound like a killing machine but don't worry,ordis knows that the only thing you kill are THE DISGUSTING BUGS THAT INHABIT THE SYSTEM! Edited June 19, 2020 by (NSW)TyphoonTroy Not sure if I did this submission right and not sure what reserving spots is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)JaloopyManwich Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Oh, Operator! I'm so glad to see your back. I'm glad to see all your other sides too! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VividHorrors Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 [Ordis] "Operator I once wanted to learn physics, but no one understood the gravity of it." [Bugged Ordis] "Ugh... stop this pun-ishment." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)xz-noop Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator where do i put the platinum *start glitch*IF WE HAD SOME *end glitch* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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