(PSN)HunchoTC_YT Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 (edited) Operator... When are you going to unmute me? Ordis is quite SAD Edited June 19, 2020 by (PS4)HunchoTC_YT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toasty-Fosty Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 (edited) Operator, do you have any crystals? Mine Argon. I have decided to not bypass this fault. Edited June 19, 2020 by Toasty-Fosty 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiromacu Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 After changing Warframe colours: Operator, Ordis finds your chosen colour combination to be terr- *glitch* terrible *glitch end* -terrific. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Chicknh Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 (edited) Operator... Did you recently looked in the Mirror? cuz Ordis thinks *glitchy noises* Edited June 19, 2020 by -Chicknh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sterling_Phoenix Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 (in the navigation menu) Operator, are we there yet? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)KrisVandy1971 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 "Operator that weapon will surely AMPlify you chances of beating that eidolon." Preferably when coming out of operator room Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)We_Hate_TTVs Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator your back! ... Did you bring Ordis something... A present perhaps ... What is Ordis thinking, It's the Operator, the greatest present of all. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pierranova Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 (edited) Operator, Ordis is sorry if cleaning your Warframes takes a long time ---GORE DOES NOT WASH OFF EASILY--- It is a difficult process. Edited June 19, 2020 by pierranova Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WoodenGoods Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 "I have analysed the Precepts of your Domestik Drones, Operator. The likelihood of them betraying you one day is NINETY-NINE practically zero!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QuiescentAvenire Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 When hovering over the Eris node. "Do you know what happened to the crewman at Eris, Operator? Ordis heard they were too infested to leave. Hah, Hah" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPQcoRgi Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator, Cephalon Simaris told me you visited him. Have you been (Distortion) cheating on me? (End Distortion) to the sanctuary recently? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)HunchoTC_YT Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 "Operator?, have you been having nightmares of (Distroted ordis voice) Hey kiddo kid...? sorry about that thought you needed a scare?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lololomem Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator, do you know Cephalon Cy favorite phrase?YOU GET NOTHING! GOOD DAY SIR! (This is a referens to the movie Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory. This is a very popular meme. The joke is in the color of cephalon Cy. The actor who spoke this phrase was as red as cephalon Cy XD) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zacoriott Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Hey operator... why is hydroid bad at the alphabet? Because they always get lost a "C" Ha Ha Ha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracklenuggets Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 "I think the Fortunans were quite fortunate you came along, Operator! ...Oh dear, it's happening again." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragzerius Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 (edited) Operator, i've detected a bug in the systems, *Glitches* SELF DESTRUCT INITIATED *glitches* just kidding operator, all systems unaccounted for. Edited June 19, 2020 by Ragzerius I didnt like my other joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scolaris Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Well, Ordis always seems to throw bad jokes that he is really proud of. SO, here goes. "Operator, I have to confess, I always felt that the old war was out of my frame of reference. *slightly distorted* HAHA." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)streamer_memerYT Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 What do you call a crewman *start glitch THAT YOU MURDERED stop glitch*? A corpse-us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(NSW)D-Rizzle Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 4 hours ago, [DE]Helen said: Operator? Ordis wonders... do you know any good jokes? This contest is for all you jokesters and punsters! Ordis is looking for some new puns and witticisms from the Operator. Write a short quip, joke or pun and share it with us. The winning submissions will be recorded and added to Warframe! How to enter: Write a joke or pun to be spoken by Cephalon Ordis in-game. Share your submission in this thread for judging! Rules: One submission per player Submission must be your original creation Submission must not exceed 300 characters Submission must be Warframe-related Do not reserve spots in this thread Only post submissions in this thread Winning submissions become the property of Digital Extremes Submissions that do not follow these rules will be disqualified Selecting the Winning Submissions: The Warframe Team will choose a Top 10 after reviewing all submissions. Winners will be chosen based on the wit and humour reflected in their submissions. Keep in mind that your joke will become part of the Warframe universe! We recommend looking at in-game lore for inspiration. The Design Council will determine the winning jokes or puns by voting on the Top 10 submissions selected by the Warframe Team. Design Council voting will begin on Friday, July 3 at 1:00PM ET and run until Thursday, July 9 at 1:00PM ET. Prizes: 1st place – Titania Prime Access & your joke added to Warframe! 2nd place – 1000 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 3rd place – 750 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 4th place – 750 Platinum! 5th place – 500 Platinum! This contest starts now until Thursday, July 2 at 1:00 PM ET! ALL PLAYERS FROM EACH PLATFORM CAN PARTICIPATE! Make us laugh, Operator! This is Ordis ....... Operator!...Hello Operator Hmm, must not get service in this region. Let's see...Oh dear, no bars! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groonkles_the_destroyer Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 (edited) Hey operator this next pun about vay hek will make you Grineer to ear (robotic laughter) Edited June 19, 2020 by groonkles_the_destroyer i had a better idea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeonE616 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 (edited) CAPS = Distorted Voice "Operator, hide! There appears to be SOMEONE ELSE!? on the ship with you! Oh... Did you always have that warframe? Ordis apologises for the confusion" Edited June 19, 2020 by LeonE616 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zadc Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 (edited) * Let me tell you operator,... you're awesome!! *Operator What if we throw a party!? ... think it *Cells, oxium and argon yeah we got it all!! *(After set a new decoration) Thank you operator i look better now. *Can i take your ordis operator? *wololo *Operator... i believe i can fly, just.. saying... *Captcha scares me brrr "give me pla please"😅 Edited June 19, 2020 by Zadc i missed please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElleRadio Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 "for grineer, they sure don't smile alot" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greasytengu Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Well assuming we ever get to interact with Ordis as an adult after/during the Duvri Paradox: "Oh! Operator, you are an adult now? That means Ordis can finally -Talk dirty to you- Remove his profanity filter..." 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)NhytFahl Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 The Enrichment Ordis would like to remind you that the Weighted Companion Dethcube will never threaten to stab you, and in fact cannot speak. In the event that the Weighted Companion Dethcube does speak, the Enrichment Ordis encourages you to disregard it's advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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