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Cephalon Joke-a-Thon Contest [Winners Announced]

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New joke: "Operator, I have a new joke that'll make you grin from ear to ear" the joke here being grin-ear

"Operator, Why are the grineer called that way, I've looked at plenty of them but they never grin"

Edited by cH4k4
New joke, since after reading some it ended up being too similar to others
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Operator, Ordis is sorry if cleaning your Warframes takes a long time ---GORE DOES NOT WASH OFF EASILY---  It is a difficult process.

Edited by pierranova
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Operator, do you know Cephalon Cy favorite phrase?

(This is a referens to the movie Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory. This is a very popular meme.
The joke is in the color of cephalon Cy. The actor who spoke this phrase was as red as cephalon Cy XD)

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Operator, i've detected a bug in the systems, *Glitches* SELF DESTRUCT INITIATED *glitches* just kidding operator, all systems unaccounted for.

Edited by Ragzerius
I didnt like my other joke
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Well, Ordis always seems to throw bad jokes that he is really proud of. SO, here goes.

"Operator, I have to confess, I always felt that the old war was out of my frame of reference. *slightly distorted* HAHA." 

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4 hours ago, [DE]Helen said:


Operator? Ordis wonders... do you know any good jokes?

This contest is for all you jokesters and punsters! Ordis is looking for some new puns and witticisms from the Operator. Write a short quip, joke or pun and share it with us. The winning submissions will be recorded and added to Warframe!

How to enter:

Write a joke or pun to be spoken by Cephalon Ordis in-game. Share your submission in this thread for judging!


  • One submission per player
  • Submission must be your original creation
  • Submission must not exceed 300 characters
  • Submission must be Warframe-related
  • Do not reserve spots in this thread
  • Only post submissions in this thread
  • Winning submissions become the property of Digital Extremes
  • Submissions that do not follow these rules will be disqualified


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Selecting the Winning Submissions:

The Warframe Team will choose a Top 10 after reviewing all submissions. Winners will be chosen based on the wit and humour reflected in their submissions. Keep in mind that your joke will become part of the Warframe universe! We recommend looking at in-game lore for inspiration.

The Design Council will determine the winning jokes or puns by voting on the Top 10 submissions selected by the Warframe Team. Design Council voting will begin on Friday, July 3 at 1:00PM ET and run until Thursday, July 9 at 1:00PM ET.


  • 1st place – Titania Prime Access & your joke added to Warframe!
  • 2nd place – 1000 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe!
  • 3rd place – 750 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe!
  • 4th place – 750 Platinum!
  • 5th place – 500 Platinum!

This contest starts now until Thursday, July 2 at 1:00 PM ET!


Make us laugh, Operator!

This is Ordis


Operator!...Hello Operator

Hmm, must not get service in this region.

Let's see...Oh dear, no bars!

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CAPS = Distorted Voice

"Operator, hide! There appears to be SOMEONE ELSE!? on the ship with you!

Oh... Did you always have that warframe?

Ordis apologises for the confusion"


Edited by LeonE616
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* Let me tell you operator,... you're awesome!!

*Operator What if we throw a party!? ... think it

*Cells, oxium and argon yeah we got it all!!

*(After set a new decoration) Thank you operator i look better now.

*Can i take your ordis operator?


*Operator... i believe  i can fly, just.. saying...

*Captcha scares me brrr

"give me pla please"😅 


Edited by Zadc
i missed please
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