mseiei Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator, your warframe is strong. STOP SAYING IT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)SwagGamerXZ Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 (When changing the music on your orbiter) "This song reminds me of-....BLOOD,CHAOS AND DEEAAAAA--....some good and peaceful times." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)revivalnoire27 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator,ordis wonders why were you ignoring me or did you mute me again? .... OPERATOR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NubHaker Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator, Get out there and *KILL THEM ALL* (distorted) ... bring honor to the Tenno Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Jadedraco38 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Two Ghouls and a Kuva Lich must had a Harrow time to Rhino their Gauss rifle and ran out of Volt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackdarsan Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 (edited) "Jadeleafs are green, lunar pitchers are blue, how many Grineer will die today, that is solely up to you!" Edited June 19, 2020 by Jackdarsan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)PotatomateYT Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 “Operator, what do you call, a tired Cephalon? A Cepha-Yawn, Ahh, Ordis is very happy he downloaded these jokes into his memory, they are, -TERRIBLE-, hilarious!“ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antileach Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 dramatis personae: ORDIS, OPERATOR [OPERATOR is listening] ORDIS: The millenial operator health report came in. It says you are getting quite thin as of late. Ordis has taken the liberty of making you cephalon dinner. [aggressive voice] What do you mean, you don't want to eat dinner? [corrective voice] Please eat your dinner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Mugi-95 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 (edited) Tenno, do you know i was a talented philosopher in the past? I worked on the masterpiece : Tenno or not Tenno? That is the question. Ha. ha. Edited June 21, 2020 by (PS4)Mugi-95 Better joke 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Neckplate Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Neckplate Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 5 hours ago, [DE]Helen said: Operator? Ordis wonders... do you know any good jokes? This contest is for all you jokesters and punsters! Ordis is looking for some new puns and witticisms from the Operator. Write a short quip, joke or pun and share it with us. The winning submissions will be recorded and added to Warframe! How to enter: Write a joke or pun to be spoken by Cephalon Ordis in-game. Share your submission in this thread for judging! Rules: One submission per player Submission must be your original creation Submission must not exceed 300 characters Submission must be Warframe-related Do not reserve spots in this thread Only post submissions in this thread Winning submissions become the property of Digital Extremes Submissions that do not follow these rules will be disqualified Selecting the Winning Submissions: The Warframe Team will choose a Top 10 after reviewing all submissions. Winners will be chosen based on the wit and humour reflected in their submissions. Keep in mind that your joke will become part of the Warframe universe! We recommend looking at in-game lore for inspiration. The Design Council will determine the winning jokes or puns by voting on the Top 10 submissions selected by the Warframe Team. Design Council voting will begin on Friday, July 3 at 1:00PM ET and run until Thursday, July 9 at 1:00PM ET. Prizes: 1st place – Titania Prime Access & your joke added to Warframe! 2nd place – 1000 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 3rd place – 750 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 4th place – 750 Platinum! 5th place – 500 Platinum! This contest starts now until Thursday, July 2 at 1:00 PM ET! ALL PLAYERS FROM EACH PLATFORM CAN PARTICIPATE! Make us laugh, Operator! A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Obertania Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator...do you ever wonder why seagulls fly over the sea? *glitches* IF THEY FLEW OVER THE BAY THEY’D BE CALLED BAGELS *glitches* Me too... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BearPerson Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator: I am pleased to report that designs for the kubrow archwing attachment are 90% complete <crashing sound> 60% complete, just have to... <explosion> actually, let me get back to you on that... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)ExsertHat76 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator, what is Jar Jar Binks favorite warframe? Meesa. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)SEWN1980 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 5 hours ago, [DE]Helen said: Operator? Ordis wonders... do you know any good jokes? This contest is for all you jokesters and punsters! Ordis is looking for some new puns and witticisms from the Operator. Write a short quip, joke or pun and share it with us. The winning submissions will be recorded and added to Warframe! How to enter: Write a joke or pun to be spoken by Cephalon Ordis in-game. Share your submission in this thread for judging! Rules: One submission per player Submission must be your original creation Submission must not exceed 300 characters Submission must be Warframe-related Do not reserve spots in this thread Only post submissions in this thread Winning submissions become the property of Digital Extremes Submissions that do not follow these rules will be disqualified Selecting the Winning Submissions: The Warframe Team will choose a Top 10 after reviewing all submissions. Winners will be chosen based on the wit and humour reflected in their submissions. Keep in mind that your joke will become part of the Warframe universe! We recommend looking at in-game lore for inspiration. The Design Council will determine the winning jokes or puns by voting on the Top 10 submissions selected by the Warframe Team. Design Council voting will begin on Friday, July 3 at 1:00PM ET and run until Thursday, July 9 at 1:00PM ET. Prizes: 1st place – Titania Prime Access & your joke added to Warframe! 2nd place – 1000 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 3rd place – 750 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 4th place – 750 Platinum! 5th place – 500 Platinum! This contest starts now until Thursday, July 2 at 1:00 PM ET! ALL PLAYERS FROM EACH PLATFORM CAN PARTICIPATE! Make us laugh, Operator! Plz operator (static) HELP (static) Ordis cannot feel his legs....... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)ActualEntity Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 "Operator... "cut down the grass" If you are Lawnmowerman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)reaper0sword Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator the corpus really want to corp-us Ha._ha ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)SEWN1980 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Please operator (static) help (static) i cannot feel my legs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Havock_Walks Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator, I have seen you walking around with that funny look on your face again.... Please stop.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abnormalize Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Did i heard screams from Earth again? I don't think it's most efficient way to Grineer it, Operator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnderRevision Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 "Operator, I have a number of pigments in storage, should you feel like redecorating. If you require inspiration, might I suggest-- GRINEER BLOOD-- ...a soothing blue?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxlink Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator? I feel like you have been ignoring me lately... You are not thinking of DESTROYING- replacing me are you? Just tell me a reassuring "No! You're the best, most BROKEN- functional Cephalon i have ever had the pleasure of having!" ...Why are you being silent now Operator? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samsoncorpus Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator, is this real life, Ordis is just a fantasy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IllustratedRaven Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator, receiving odd transmission from Little Duck, asking for a delivery of snacks she calls, "Quackers," Operator...Ordis does not understand, is that a joke?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceColdHawk Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator, have you ever felt like running the same thing over and over again, expecting to find treasures? Neither has Ordis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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