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Well assuming we ever get to interact with Ordis as an adult after/during the Duvri Paradox:

 

"Oh!  Operator, you are an adult now?  That means Ordis can finally -Talk dirty to you- Remove his profanity filter..."

 

 

 

 

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The Enrichment Ordis would like to remind you that the Weighted Companion Dethcube will never threaten to stab you, and in fact cannot speak. In the event that the Weighted Companion Dethcube does speak, the Enrichment Ordis encourages you to disregard it's advice.

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dramatis personae:
ORDIS, OPERATOR

[OPERATOR is listening]
ORDIS: The millenial operator health report came in. It says you are getting quite thin as of late. Ordis has taken the liberty of making you cephalon dinner. [aggressive voice] What do you mean, you don't want to eat dinner? [corrective voice] Please eat your dinner.

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Tenno, do you know i was a talented philosopher in the past?

I worked on the masterpiece : Tenno or not Tenno? That is the question.

Ha. ha.

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A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

 

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5 hours ago, [DE]Helen said:

OrdisJokeContestHeader.png

Operator? Ordis wonders... do you know any good jokes?

This contest is for all you jokesters and punsters! Ordis is looking for some new puns and witticisms from the Operator. Write a short quip, joke or pun and share it with us. The winning submissions will be recorded and added to Warframe!


How to enter:

Write a joke or pun to be spoken by Cephalon Ordis in-game. Share your submission in this thread for judging!


Rules:

  • One submission per player
  • Submission must be your original creation
  • Submission must not exceed 300 characters
  • Submission must be Warframe-related
  • Do not reserve spots in this thread
  • Only post submissions in this thread
  • Winning submissions become the property of Digital Extremes
  • Submissions that do not follow these rules will be disqualified

 

Ordis SM.gif


Selecting the Winning Submissions:

The Warframe Team will choose a Top 10 after reviewing all submissions. Winners will be chosen based on the wit and humour reflected in their submissions. Keep in mind that your joke will become part of the Warframe universe! We recommend looking at in-game lore for inspiration.

The Design Council will determine the winning jokes or puns by voting on the Top 10 submissions selected by the Warframe Team. Design Council voting will begin on Friday, July 3 at 1:00PM ET and run until Thursday, July 9 at 1:00PM ET.


Prizes:

  • 1st place – Titania Prime Access & your joke added to Warframe!
  • 2nd place – 1000 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe!
  • 3rd place – 750 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe!
  • 4th place – 750 Platinum!
  • 5th place – 500 Platinum!

This contest starts now until Thursday, July 2 at 1:00 PM ET!

ALL PLAYERS FROM EACH PLATFORM CAN PARTICIPATE!

Make us laugh, Operator!

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family.

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Operator: I am pleased to report that designs for the kubrow archwing attachment are 90% complete <crashing sound> 60% complete, just have to... <explosion> actually, let me get back to you on that...

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5 hours ago, [DE]Helen said:

OrdisJokeContestHeader.png

Operator? Ordis wonders... do you know any good jokes?

This contest is for all you jokesters and punsters! Ordis is looking for some new puns and witticisms from the Operator. Write a short quip, joke or pun and share it with us. The winning submissions will be recorded and added to Warframe!


How to enter:

Write a joke or pun to be spoken by Cephalon Ordis in-game. Share your submission in this thread for judging!


Rules:

  • One submission per player
  • Submission must be your original creation
  • Submission must not exceed 300 characters
  • Submission must be Warframe-related
  • Do not reserve spots in this thread
  • Only post submissions in this thread
  • Winning submissions become the property of Digital Extremes
  • Submissions that do not follow these rules will be disqualified

 

Ordis SM.gif


Selecting the Winning Submissions:

The Warframe Team will choose a Top 10 after reviewing all submissions. Winners will be chosen based on the wit and humour reflected in their submissions. Keep in mind that your joke will become part of the Warframe universe! We recommend looking at in-game lore for inspiration.

The Design Council will determine the winning jokes or puns by voting on the Top 10 submissions selected by the Warframe Team. Design Council voting will begin on Friday, July 3 at 1:00PM ET and run until Thursday, July 9 at 1:00PM ET.


Prizes:

  • 1st place – Titania Prime Access & your joke added to Warframe!
  • 2nd place – 1000 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe!
  • 3rd place – 750 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe!
  • 4th place – 750 Platinum!
  • 5th place – 500 Platinum!

This contest starts now until Thursday, July 2 at 1:00 PM ET!

ALL PLAYERS FROM EACH PLATFORM CAN PARTICIPATE!

Make us laugh, Operator!

Plz operator (static) HELP (static) Ordis cannot feel his legs.......

 

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Operator? I feel like you have been ignoring me lately... You are not thinking of DESTROYING- replacing me are you? Just tell me a reassuring "No! You're the best, most BROKEN- functional Cephalon i have ever had the pleasure of having!" ...Why are you being silent now Operator?

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