buba42 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Ordis- "Operator, I'm shocked! Even with all the farming you do, you're the only potato on this ship?" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Ballistica67 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Hey operator what rhymes with corpus... CORPSES 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jukimoto Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator, do you want to know why the grineer live short? BECAUSE THEY GET KILLED BY THE TENNO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nit_Wit Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Feel free to tweak with the layout a bit, but maybe something like: “Testing experimental mute function in 3, 2, 1, *distorted voice start* ERROR, ERROR, ERROR. *distorted voice stop* It seems that this function is not yet supported operator.” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)MisledMonkey479 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator, Ordis wonders do you ever get tired of farming,it seems really corny ha ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)FireRed Ninja39 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 6 hours ago, [DE]Helen said: Operator? Ordis wonders... do you know any good jokes? This contest is for all you jokesters and punsters! Ordis is looking for some new puns and witticisms from the Operator. Write a short quip, joke or pun and share it with us. The winning submissions will be recorded and added to Warframe! How to enter: Write a joke or pun to be spoken by Cephalon Ordis in-game. Share your submission in this thread for judging! Rules: One submission per player Submission must be your original creation Submission must not exceed 300 characters Submission must be Warframe-related Do not reserve spots in this thread Only post submissions in this thread Winning submissions become the property of Digital Extremes Submissions that do not follow these rules will be disqualified Selecting the Winning Submissions: The Warframe Team will choose a Top 10 after reviewing all submissions. Winners will be chosen based on the wit and humour reflected in their submissions. Keep in mind that your joke will become part of the Warframe universe! We recommend looking at in-game lore for inspiration. The Design Council will determine the winning jokes or puns by voting on the Top 10 submissions selected by the Warframe Team. Design Council voting will begin on Friday, July 3 at 1:00PM ET and run until Thursday, July 9 at 1:00PM ET. Prizes: 1st place – Titania Prime Access & your joke added to Warframe! 2nd place – 1000 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 3rd place – 750 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 4th place – 750 Platinum! 5th place – 500 Platinum! This contest starts now until Thursday, July 2 at 1:00 PM ET! ALL PLAYERS FROM EACH PLATFORM CAN PARTICIPATE! Make us laugh, Operator! Operator You must stay Sentient in battle Ordis will try and fix this fault Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkAngelDark Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 hi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnowDuke Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 (edited) Operator, do you know why are stars far apart? Because if they're close *glitch start* THERE WOULD BE STAR WARS *glitches stops* Did the operator learn something new today? Edited June 19, 2020 by RaveChoyo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimikoLastchance Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 "At the sound of the tone it will be tenno clock" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsumikiz Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 "Operator? Ordis wonders, why do you have no eyebrows?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)xXTheBossMLG26Xx Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!! *complete silence* Operator i think ill proceed to delete myself from the solid state drive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)immortalfool7 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 "Operator, don't the Infested's appearances seem..... sporadic... sometimes?" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)gucci_glasses Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Thats soma arsenal, operator. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smilingdeath Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 I'm sorry to inform you Operator, but the ramp is stuck again. Your companion had...um... difficulties on it. I told you not to feed it that chili. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr4gonThund3rB Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 (edited) Upon the Player equipping the Hikou (prime) Ordis: Clears Throat... My Operator, I am no ORDANary, Cephalon I write... Ordis continues to talk in Haikus until you have unequipped the hikou(prime), then saying: Ordis: Thank you for taking me out of haiku mode WHO EVEN MADE THAT AN OPTION, (if the player was using hikou prime he ends off with "I am Prime-arily happy that that is over") Edited June 19, 2020 by Dr4gonThund3rB Forgot to include (prime) in the underlined section 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)FireRed Ninja39 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator You must stay Sentient in battle.... Ordis will try and fix this fault... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)iCoffeebean07 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 “Operator, those colors make you look fabulous! Ten-no out of Ten, Great job!“ really couldn’t think of much so sry for the cringe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)KuroKouri_jpg Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 (edited) Operator! Let's spend a day together and (glitch ordus) Kill that Nef Anyo son of a- (Normal ordus) ...Nevermind. (after fortuna) Edited June 19, 2020 by (PS4)KuroKouri_jpg Forgot Anyo in Nef Anyo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Zemus7 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator ..... Odis has noticed this intruption Lich buts in the conversation and odis and the lich have a argument Ie lich say i have been working on me and odis jumps in with obviously Lich tells tenno hes not forgotten him and odis jumps in and say no but operator has forgotten you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cephalon-Feral Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator, the ship is currently running at optimal level, our current optimal level is S#&$. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)BANANABOPPER159 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Ordis can nox believe all of these puns! ordis is sorry 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simonplayer26 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 What does an innocent orokin say to the judge? they FRAMED me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
See_a_sea Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 (edited) What was the last time you eat, Oper-*noise*-ate-Thor? Edited June 19, 2020 by See_a_sea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FernGhoul Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator, what do you call a high ranking member of the corpus who needs more credits? A Charge-ent! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)BloodyTrolls Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator, Ordis wonders..... Is killing fun- I mean, ok? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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