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Cephalon Joke-a-Thon Contest [Winners Announced]

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You like credits, the corpus love credits, are you two not aGREED!  (Optinal tidbits for the end if the pun) “Operator Don’t you dare mute me!” “I’ll... see myself out” “Oh give me some CREDITS! That was funny!” (That last one is my personal favorite)

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Ordis: Operator. Do you know what the corpus call a power hungry MoRoN?
Operator:...
Ordis: I believe he's called "Nef". Ordis will go back to counting stars.

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“Operator, I have just received a rather peculiar message from Darvo...The message simply said, ‘You just lost the game,’ but I do not believe I have partici––DOMINATED––...in any games recently. Have you, operator?“

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Oh operator your back... No! I wasn't trying to shove your Kavat/Kubrow out the airlock... I was just doing some "cleaning".

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Operator.

Ordis was wandering. Do you ever interact with Umbra so that you feel like you have friends. You know since The lotus has left. Or are do you think Ordis is not funny enough?

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"Operator, when in doubt always remember: the pointy bit goes towards the enemy."

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Operator, ordis has been wondering why argon crystals are called argon crystals and I realised it is because the next day they are gone

Edited by (PS4)BadManBellic
Editing spelling error
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Operator, are you absolutely sure that you want to keep *THAT ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING MASS OF INFESTED FLESH AND METAL* the Helminth Infirmary? Ordis could easily *BURN IT TO THE GROUND* purge it from your Orbiter! 

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Operator, Ordis wonders...

What are you thin-

Hold on. I just said this.

...Apologies, operator. As you were.

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The Grineer were known for closing doors with a fast punch. They call this action... a "Javlok".

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When did the Vor go in for surgery? Well it was TEN-O!

Oh, it seems I wasn't funny... I should be pun-ished for horrid jokes like that..

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Operator, im ready for anything you want or what will be came like war, bat -Naughty- things, uhh i should fix this.

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Operator, do you think after all that you've done to torment the Corpus you could say that they're Cor--[broken Ordis interference]Pissed Off--[second of static][end interference]--abergasted? 

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Posted (edited)

My entry for the pun intended cephalon joke :

Operator you have a new encrypted message... *Glitch - should I purrr..*. Reead this to you. (Does that constant yammerin like the muffled voice from codex) ....Haha ... Just.. kidding did you enjoy the joke... Staar chiild.

Edited by RoronoaAngleo

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Posted (edited)

 all this mail is causing err-err-err --AHHH- I require per-FORMA- nce

Edited by (PS4)Killerworld

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So operator did you watch my new painting ?

it has a WAR-FRAME 

Sorry operator i am trying to bypass this glitch

Edited by Eletropool
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[upon returning from cracking open void relics] 

Operator.. 

no need to be sad you'll get it next time.

in the mean time ordis shall pray to rnjeasus

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(While a kavat roams the ship) Try not to get any fur into my vents Operator, I cat not stand it!

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