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Cephalon Joke-a-Thon Contest [Winners Announced]


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“Operator, I have about had it with this Cy cephalon. Today, I asked him what his Thirty seventh favorite element was, and you know what he said? He told me I was “too chatty!””
 

“Surely you don’t think so, right operator?”
 

 “Right?...”

 

 “Oh dear.”

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(Best use is when you come back from a corpus mission where you need to eliminate a lot of Corpus)

Operator what do you leave behind after a Corpus mission?

Their corpsus.

Another pun?!

Ordis should investigate this error...

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Cephalon Cy "Your information has been catalogued for"

Ordis "Operatoooooor, I am so glad you've returned!"

Cephalon Cy "Ship cephalon Ordis, it is impolite for you to interrupt a communi."

*Hanging up noise*

Ordis "Oh Cosmic radiation, you never cease to delight."

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“Operator, Ordis has a question for you.

Do you think the Sentients will make ammends with us if they ever see the *ERRA* in their ways?

Sorry, my voice glitched for a moment, do not worry, Operator, it's *NAT-AH* problem.

...Oh dear. Excuse me, Operator.”

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"Have you spoken to Cephalon Cy recently, operator? He certainly has a most *BLOODTHIRSTY!* disciplined approach to commanding your railjack."

As Cephalon Cy has an opinion of Ordis then I thought that Ordis might return the favour...

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