(XBOX)Moonnixgaming Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 (edited) Operator, ordis thinks music sets the mind ... TO KILL i mean calm the enemy dont you? Edited June 20, 2020 by (XB1)Moonnixgaming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hourglas_inkling Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Operator, have you heard of the joke about argon crystals? It goes like this- abruptly cuts out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolt_Dragon Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 (When leaving the arsenel.) Operator, I do believe from records of old earth war history ive recovered, that we break numerous rules of war of that era with the weapons we use. We should- *glitch start* -TREAT IT AS A SUGGESTION- *glitch end* -Respect those rules. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyJollyJoystick Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 13 hours ago, [DE]Helen said: Operator? Ordis wonders... do you know any good jokes? This contest is for all you jokesters and punsters! Ordis is looking for some new puns and witticisms from the Operator. Write a short quip, joke or pun and share it with us. The winning submissions will be recorded and added to Warframe! How to enter: Write a joke or pun to be spoken by Cephalon Ordis in-game. Share your submission in this thread for judging! Rules: One submission per player Submission must be your original creation Submission must not exceed 300 characters Submission must be Warframe-related Do not reserve spots in this thread Only post submissions in this thread Winning submissions become the property of Digital Extremes Submissions that do not follow these rules will be disqualified Selecting the Winning Submissions: The Warframe Team will choose a Top 10 after reviewing all submissions. Winners will be chosen based on the wit and humour reflected in their submissions. Keep in mind that your joke will become part of the Warframe universe! We recommend looking at in-game lore for inspiration. The Design Council will determine the winning jokes or puns by voting on the Top 10 submissions selected by the Warframe Team. Design Council voting will begin on Friday, July 3 at 1:00PM ET and run until Thursday, July 9 at 1:00PM ET. Prizes: 1st place – Titania Prime Access & your joke added to Warframe! 2nd place – 1000 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 3rd place – 750 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 4th place – 750 Platinum! 5th place – 500 Platinum! This contest starts now until Thursday, July 2 at 1:00 PM ET! ALL PLAYERS FROM EACH PLATFORM CAN PARTICIPATE! Make us laugh, Operator! Ordis knows that waiting for foundry all day can be a bore so why not hear me wisecrack 100 jokes more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Eye of Jirachi Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 "HOSTILES Detected! Initiating Battle Mode! Just kidding! Ordis just gets so bored while you are away!" Could be done either while you are on your ship, or would be way funnier if said while you were in mission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)LkDog96 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 what do grineer ghouls and brown dwarf stars have in common? both *should be dead!* are not very bright and are half formed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(NSW)PolarTitan Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Ordis: "You must be bad with flowers operator because even a Lotus wanted to leave you" Ordis: "That is what I call a "Or...dis" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimson578 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 (edited) My friend: Have you used Grendel before? Is it good? Me: Eat's(It's) good. (If its going to be a dialogue between Ordis and operator, then it should go: Ordis: Operator, have you used Grendel before? I've heard that EAT'S good. ) Edited June 20, 2020 by Crimson578 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazaer Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 (edited) 14 hours ago, [DE]Helen said: Operator? Ordis wonders... do you know any good jokes? This contest is for all you jokesters and punsters! Ordis is looking for some new puns and witticisms from the Operator. Write a short quip, joke or pun and share it with us. The winning submissions will be recorded and added to Warframe! How to enter: Write a joke or pun to be spoken by Cephalon Ordis in-game. Share your submission in this thread for judging! Rules: One submission per player Submission must be your original creation Submission must not exceed 300 characters Submission must be Warframe-related Do not reserve spots in this thread Only post submissions in this thread Winning submissions become the property of Digital Extremes Submissions that do not follow these rules will be disqualified Selecting the Winning Submissions: The Warframe Team will choose a Top 10 after reviewing all submissions. Winners will be chosen based on the wit and humour reflected in their submissions. Keep in mind that your joke will become part of the Warframe universe! We recommend looking at in-game lore for inspiration. The Design Council will determine the winning jokes or puns by voting on the Top 10 submissions selected by the Warframe Team. Design Council voting will begin on Friday, July 3 at 1:00PM ET and run until Thursday, July 9 at 1:00PM ET. Prizes: 1st place – Titania Prime Access & your joke added to Warframe! 2nd place – 1000 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 3rd place – 750 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 4th place – 750 Platinum! 5th place – 500 Platinum! This contest starts now until Thursday, July 2 at 1:00 PM ET! ALL PLAYERS FROM EACH PLATFORM CAN PARTICIPATE! Make us laugh, Operator! Operator sorry but !? that suit doesn't suit you at all,the colours clash and whats that you have it doesn't match at all !?, sorry I have to be honest operator. I don't want you going out looking like a bad collage . Edited June 20, 2020 by Bazaer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Protogeno Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 'Operator, Ordis was wondering if we ever met before? Of course Operator! Yesterday! I think Ordis needs more time to elaborate.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)ToxicGold9 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Operator has baro ki'teer brought anything you fancy if not we should ELIMINATE HIM i mean make a suggestion for next time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFlyingPhoton Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 (edited) "Do not worry, Operator. I'm sure Lotus will find the milk any day now." Edited June 20, 2020 by TheFlyingPhoton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EliGon Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Operator, some guy named Stalker wants to join your party. I am so proud that you have so many friends! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)senpai2101MCPE Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 1. Operator, are you going to spam one ability. 2. Operator, look it's a big ball in the space oooh wait it's just [Plant name/ a plant. I will post more comments never only one voice line we'll be added I was thinking about doing puns for each of the Warframes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sithraul Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Operator, we should consider giving our old power cells to the needy. *glitch* Free of charge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stelther06 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Operator before entering Railjack Ordis: I hope I will Cy you soon, operator. Sometimes, I fear I will become my old self one day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrediconessTheDark Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Operator, ordis wonders, when will you clean up the mess your (glitches) mutantous Hairball has left behind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(NSW)Brush_D Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 “What are two Grineer doing when they spot you, Operator? (distortion start) pre-pairing to die (distortion end).“ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)CephalonAlcatraz Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Operator, Ordis wonders if my puns are making you laugh. Or if I should ask more... mundaannnnne... thought provoking questions like "Is the ship's engines running?" If that's the case, Operator, you better go get it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Nebula002 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Operator, did a syndicate group attack you once again? No, Ordis did not send them your location... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rumpeskjegg Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 No, operator, there's no button for my voice functions. I'm a cephalon, not cepha-off. Now give me a moment... I need be the ceph-alone. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost_3282 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Operator. Do you know what's going on with the frames you haven't used recently? It's a companion toy, and Ordis goes inside to play with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Essanym Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Operator, The void trader is in the system at _______ Relay. If you don't have enough ducats, maybe he will let you... Baro... some. I'm so sorry Operator, I won't let that happen again. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(NSW)Z3R01D Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Operator. Because lotus *glitch* natah betray us should we purge *glitch* keep her helmet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaikki Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 (edited) Operator, have you noticed? Your Argon Crystals... Arr-GOOnnnNnnN!! - have degraded! Edited June 20, 2020 by Gaikki Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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