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*cheerful* Operator, please consider to practise meditation.

Ordis *distortion* \USED TO BE A NOTORIOUS BEAST\*distortion fades*

Knows how rough life can be.

 

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After petting your kavat/kubrow or equipping one:


"Operator, is your biological companion doing fine ? It would be a shame if - I THREW IT OUT IN THE VOID - if something were to happen to it."

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ордис: оператор, у вас есть входящее сообщение.
неизвестный: * звуки помех* Тенно, ты нигде не спрячешься, я найду тебя и тогда...
Ордис обрывает сообщение:Похоже, связь неправильная, ха

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(after polarizing gear this should rarely happped)

I wonder if polarizing brings memories FORMA nother time.

...Allow me to FORMAT self destruct..

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(When the Operator finishes upgrading mods, and upgrades an equipped mod past weapon capacity:)

"Operator, no! You've upgraded this mod past your weapon's mod capacity! Guess you've reached a point of [No Return]..."

"I'm sorry operator... That pun was a [Strech]."

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Ordis: "Operator, I have ran the preliminary calculations on the permutations computation module design...oh I might be getting a HEAD of myself."
Orids: "I think this project might be CAPUT!"
 

Some explanations:

cephalon (from ancient Greek) means head
caput (from Latin) means head and it's a play on words with the Yiddish word kaput meaning dead. (proof, I am Jewish)

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After a foundry item is build, if there are many items still laying around in the foundry -

"Operator, there are foundry items ready... [pause]... [in his cracking voice]... purging unclaimed foundry items"

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