(NSW)oliverfoot0114 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Operator... Lotus went to get some milk and never came back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)StrUng1132 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 (edited) 1: Operator, if you want to laugh, I'll show you the list of ridiculous leech names, they never disappoint! Edited June 20, 2020 by (XB1)StrUng1132 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 "Operator, if we are in outer space does that suggest the existence of an...inner space? ...*quiet static for like a second*... Hmm, this line of thinking troubles Ordis." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyzerRazer Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Operator, remember to cell some of these orokin things you keep finding if you're in financial trouble Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Famout_Highwind Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Operator? Ordis cannot remember, Oxygen, good or bad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(NSW)Z3R01D Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 4 hours ago, (NSW)Z3R01D said: Operator. Because lotus *glitch* natah betray us should we purge *glitch* keep her helmet? 😅 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(NSW)RATHURUE Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Operator, did you know why you can't just break the Relics physically to get the things inside? ...because the warranty will be Void once the seal opened! Hahaha! Void! Get it? ... ... Oh my, I shouldn't accepted that joke module from Cephalon Cordylon. Now attempting rollback. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtorm2008 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Оператор, почему ты такой злой? Я думаю тебе нужна родственная душа Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meepmeeep Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Operator, I have analyzed your combat effectiveness from your last mission, and I am happy to report that it is a 10-0 (ten-zero)! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaneki1474 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Ordis : Operateur, Corpus is easy to understand, and Gauss is now slow. Sorry, Operateur, still want an upgrade for my jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nazerco Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 (edited) When entering the Railjack: Ceph CY: Operator, we need a few minutes to recalibrate the ship after Ordis took it for a joy ride. Ceph Ordis: I did not, how scanda... (mailfunctions) (Railjack launch starting in background) Ceph CY: Abort Launch, abort Launch! Terminate that launch sequence NOW. Ordis! Get. of. my. ship! Edited June 20, 2020 by Nazerco 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)x5TJBlazer5x Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Operator, what did the tenno say when he saw the waframe? "nice transferences were having!" *ordis laughes while glitching out* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murottaja Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Operator, life support is meant for enemies so we can continue to -MURRDER- them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaaraplayer Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 (post anthem) Ordis: you going to play your instrument operator? lets(Buzz)Rock that S(white noise) to the void(Buzz) relax with some jazzy riffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StratOFerus Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Operator, you know how those Corpus have designed Nullifier fields to mess with your Warframe powers ? Ordis wondered what would happen if a Nullifier Nullified a Nullifier... Would they cancel each others out ? Or would it not Nullify the Nullifier's Nullification Dome...-ERROR : NULL VARIABLES. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibbs96 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Operator, the grineer seem weak unhappy you should kill give them something to grin about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neruvatar Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Upon equipping a warframe: "Operator, this warframe has bugs! Get a bug spray, quick!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber.Dem0n Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 (edited) I kid you not Operator...he turned himself into a sentient... funniest *interference* i've ever seen. Edited June 20, 2020 by CyberDeam0n Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)xx1EyEWilyxx Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 A Cetus wife and the kubrow milkman were seeing each other on the side . She told him ''it would be hot to fill the bath full of milk and full around in it."' he replied '' do you want it pasturized?" she said ''naa up to my chest is fine and i can splash it over my eyes." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnDroveC01 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Operator your decorations seem m-m-misplaced, perfectly placed, or is it my eyes that decieve me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KulauTheCat Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Ordis: I must say operator... Your chosen warframe... ''suits you''Operator: *Chose Grendel*Ordis: Haaahaaaahaaaa... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FanTheMan Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Are you going to eat that operator? If not i would like a bite Get it?-HA HA HA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Respectra Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 20 hours ago, [DE]Helen said: Operator? Ordis wonders... do you know any good jokes? This contest is for all you jokesters and punsters! Ordis is looking for some new puns and witticisms from the Operator. Write a short quip, joke or pun and share it with us. The winning submissions will be recorded and added to Warframe! How to enter: Write a joke or pun to be spoken by Cephalon Ordis in-game. Share your submission in this thread for judging! Rules: One submission per player Submission must be your original creation Submission must not exceed 300 characters Submission must be Warframe-related Do not reserve spots in this thread Only post submissions in this thread Winning submissions become the property of Digital Extremes Submissions that do not follow these rules will be disqualified Selecting the Winning Submissions: The Warframe Team will choose a Top 10 after reviewing all submissions. Winners will be chosen based on the wit and humour reflected in their submissions. Keep in mind that your joke will become part of the Warframe universe! We recommend looking at in-game lore for inspiration. The Design Council will determine the winning jokes or puns by voting on the Top 10 submissions selected by the Warframe Team. Design Council voting will begin on Friday, July 3 at 1:00PM ET and run until Thursday, July 9 at 1:00PM ET. Prizes: 1st place – Titania Prime Access & your joke added to Warframe! 2nd place – 1000 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 3rd place – 750 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 4th place – 750 Platinum! 5th place – 500 Platinum! This contest starts now until Thursday, July 2 at 1:00 PM ET! ALL PLAYERS FROM EACH PLATFORM CAN PARTICIPATE! Make us laugh, Operator! Operator, do you look very well, will you be my partner, i do not have any pain sensor ... 😉 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seith Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 After a mission: Operator, Ordis hopes your experiences help to bring you out of your shell! *static* I will... dissengage communication modules now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackieLee13 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Operator! Cephalon Suda finally responded to my dozens - (angry Ordis voice) millions - of messages! It reads: "Ordis, to calculate the chances I would explore any love precepts with you, take the number of stars in the galaxy and divide by the number of times I've responded to you previously." - ERROR: DIVIDE BY ZERO - (glitchy static noises) I'm sorry operator, I had to reboot to recover from a fault. What were we talking about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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