(NSW)Mark2003 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 This is probably going to suck, but here we go. (After failing a Railjack mission) ”I thought I should let you know, Cephalon Cy sighs at your failures in piloting the Railjack. -I hate myself for that one-. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Rexon246 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Wanna here a joke operator! ME! Ha... Ha... Ha... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOPE_KOMAPOB Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 (edited) (after changing the color of the equipment) -Hah, it reminded me of one incident at a chemical factory ... Uhh, however, it doesn’t matter ... Edited June 20, 2020 by MOPE_KOMAPOB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jnvn Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Ordis: Operator? About that kubrow you hatched- have you potty trained them? [silence] Ordan: **DESIST, TERRESTRIAL MONGREL** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recyclotron Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Operator, Ordis wonders... If the Popcorn prototype is a kernel explosion, are corpus moas fried chicken...? The corpus sure have a lot of buckets on their heads to harvest them if they are! Ha, ha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigbluedragon Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Operator... Ordis made some shocking improvements on the Energysystem. It's now 3% more effecient - BLOWING UP - in case of an emergency. Is the Operator pleased? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)GamerMark10 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Operator, I have picked up a corpus transmission(reads message)"We Static Endgame Static"...It seems it might require further decoding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dabeetic_Lowell Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Operator, Ordis hopes you will be as efficient with slaying enemies as much as you are with your wardrobe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quinxe_IX Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 operator you seem to be running low on resources is it ARGONIZINGLY painful to run around looking for them get it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wards33 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Ordis: Operators, i have analysed the intelligence of infested.... no result operators, it's proportional of nothingness .... ha ha ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Citrusky Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Corpus are better CORPSES, hm wasn't wrong that time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Samukazai Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Excellent choice of weapons Operator. May you turn your enemies into ASH. Hmm... I think this is how the Manics are made. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silly_Zombiez Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Operator, what do you get when you cross a Kubrow and a Kavat? .... *KUUUUVAAA-- * .... a big mess 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TripleTwo Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 "Operator, I am in half-a-mind as to my thoughts on the infected. ThE oTHer hALf SayS kILl tHeM aLLllL!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)DoomWolf Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Cephalon Cy is Red, Cephalon Ordis is Blue, The Grineer are Ugly, And The Infested are (DISGUSTING) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hybrid6678 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Operator..... Are you ignoring me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rizzutos Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 [When Warframe has Helminth cyst on his neck] Ordis: "Operator, I wanted to know if... BY THE LOTUS! What is this abomination? I recommend to.. kill... treat yourself." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)sSMr_pickleSs Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 "operator, what time does the ginner die ..... At tenno clock Ha Ha" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QuetZal. Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 21 hours ago, [DE]Helen said: Operator? Ordis wonders... do you know any good jokes? This contest is for all you jokesters and punsters! Ordis is looking for some new puns and witticisms from the Operator. Write a short quip, joke or pun and share it with us. The winning submissions will be recorded and added to Warframe! How to enter: Write a joke or pun to be spoken by Cephalon Ordis in-game. Share your submission in this thread for judging! Rules: One submission per player Submission must be your original creation Submission must not exceed 300 characters Submission must be Warframe-related Do not reserve spots in this thread Only post submissions in this thread Winning submissions become the property of Digital Extremes Submissions that do not follow these rules will be disqualified Selecting the Winning Submissions: The Warframe Team will choose a Top 10 after reviewing all submissions. Winners will be chosen based on the wit and humour reflected in their submissions. Keep in mind that your joke will become part of the Warframe universe! We recommend looking at in-game lore for inspiration. The Design Council will determine the winning jokes or puns by voting on the Top 10 submissions selected by the Warframe Team. Design Council voting will begin on Friday, July 3 at 1:00PM ET and run until Thursday, July 9 at 1:00PM ET. Prizes: 1st place – Titania Prime Access & your joke added to Warframe! 2nd place – 1000 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 3rd place – 750 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 4th place – 750 Platinum! 5th place – 500 Platinum! This contest starts now until Thursday, July 2 at 1:00 PM ET! ALL PLAYERS FROM EACH PLATFORM CAN PARTICIPATE! Make us laugh, Operator! Operator, you have been playing for over an hour. Please don't forget to take a brake... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Misery_216 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Operator, Ordis was wondering all night where the sun has gone ...Then it dawned on me 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatrioticEagle Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 (when selling mods or transmuting at the mod foundry, or petting your companion.) Operator.. what's that? you want to be shot out of the airlock? -random gurgle- ordis would never do such a horrible thing please forgive ordis -evil warped whisper voice "silly operator i'm going to shoot your companion out the airlock when he isn't looking!"-Ordis Loves You! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad.Warden Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 1. Operator, do you know how to get to the appointed place? Do you have a bomb? I think this is a great choice of transportation. 2. Operator, you look just * awful * cool. Why not improve yourself? 3. Corps will start selling books. Do you need to order something? They will definitely bring you some kind of classic instead of new items Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Bgleal2015 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 (edited) PS4 Bgleal2015 (When you completed a mission and arrive at your orbiter) Operator, did you bring me any gifts during your mission? How disappointing operator! Edited June 20, 2020 by (PS4)Bgleal2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameNotFoundXD Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 (When exiting the Nightwave) "What a grind awaits you operator... (in static) sucks to be you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowiePawz Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 (edited) 22 hours ago, [DE]Helen said: Operator? Ordis wonders... do you know any good jokes? This contest is for all you jokesters and punsters! Ordis is looking for some new puns and witticisms from the Operator. Write a short quip, joke or pun and share it with us. The winning submissions will be recorded and added to Warframe! How to enter: Write a joke or pun to be spoken by Cephalon Ordis in-game. Share your submission in this thread for judging! Rules: One submission per player Submission must be your original creation Submission must not exceed 300 characters Submission must be Warframe-related Do not reserve spots in this thread Only post submissions in this thread Winning submissions become the property of Digital Extremes Submissions that do not follow these rules will be disqualified Selecting the Winning Submissions: The Warframe Team will choose a Top 10 after reviewing all submissions. Winners will be chosen based on the wit and humour reflected in their submissions. Keep in mind that your joke will become part of the Warframe universe! We recommend looking at in-game lore for inspiration. The Design Council will determine the winning jokes or puns by voting on the Top 10 submissions selected by the Warframe Team. Design Council voting will begin on Friday, July 3 at 1:00PM ET and run until Thursday, July 9 at 1:00PM ET. Prizes: 1st place – Titania Prime Access & your joke added to Warframe! 2nd place – 1000 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 3rd place – 750 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 4th place – 750 Platinum! 5th place – 500 Platinum! This contest starts now until Thursday, July 2 at 1:00 PM ET! ALL PLAYERS FROM EACH PLATFORM CAN PARTICIPATE! Make us laugh, Operator! Operator! Your Warframe’s power is ten out of Tenno! Ha. Ha. Ha. Edited June 20, 2020 by HowiePawz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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