CrambouiTheStupid Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 (upon setting up a harvest drone) Hmm, perhaps those drones can be equipped with - A CORPUS HEA-A-A-AA-, a greed module. All those ressources would profit you to a skyrocketting level ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakuna Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Operator; do you happen to know where your towel is located? After a quick yottabyte calculation my data analyses speculates knowing its location is of utmost [glitches] ...fundamental... [glitch ends] importance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Maj_2134 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Operator Operatoooooor Operator dont ignore me i got new jokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)I SPARTAN I9309 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 22 hours ago, [DE]Helen said: Operator, ordis always wanted to ask you what's the worst Warframe ? Ordis think about *-GRENDEL-* the fact each one is unique and good in a certain domain... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 (edited) Withdrew entry. Edited June 29, 2020 by Guest Withdrew entry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinDaWeirdo Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 operator, have you read the news? most players were jolted when Baro Ki' Teer sold Jolt. ha ha ha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Nekumii- Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 22 hours ago, [DE]Helen said: Operator? Ordis wonders... do you know any good jokes? This contest is for all you jokesters and punsters! Ordis is looking for some new puns and witticisms from the Operator. Write a short quip, joke or pun and share it with us. The winning submissions will be recorded and added to Warframe! How to enter: Write a joke or pun to be spoken by Cephalon Ordis in-game. Share your submission in this thread for judging! Rules: One submission per player Submission must be your original creation Submission must not exceed 300 characters Submission must be Warframe-related Do not reserve spots in this thread Only post submissions in this thread Winning submissions become the property of Digital Extremes Submissions that do not follow these rules will be disqualified Selecting the Winning Submissions: The Warframe Team will choose a Top 10 after reviewing all submissions. Winners will be chosen based on the wit and humour reflected in their submissions. Keep in mind that your joke will become part of the Warframe universe! We recommend looking at in-game lore for inspiration. The Design Council will determine the winning jokes or puns by voting on the Top 10 submissions selected by the Warframe Team. Design Council voting will begin on Friday, July 3 at 1:00PM ET and run until Thursday, July 9 at 1:00PM ET. Prizes: 1st place – Titania Prime Access & your joke added to Warframe! 2nd place – 1000 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 3rd place – 750 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 4th place – 750 Platinum! 5th place – 500 Platinum! This contest starts now until Thursday, July 2 at 1:00 PM ET! ALL PLAYERS FROM EACH PLATFORM CAN PARTICIPATE! Make us laugh, Operator! 22 hours ago, [DE]Helen said: Operator? Ordis wonders... do you know any good jokes? This contest is for all you jokesters and punsters! Ordis is looking for some new puns and witticisms from the Operator. Write a short quip, joke or pun and share it with us. The winning submissions will be recorded and added to Warframe! How to enter: Write a joke or pun to be spoken by Cephalon Ordis in-game. Share your submission in this thread for judging! Rules: One submission per player Submission must be your original creation Submission must not exceed 300 characters Submission must be Warframe-related Do not reserve spots in this thread Only post submissions in this thread Winning submissions become the property of Digital Extremes Submissions that do not follow these rules will be disqualified Selecting the Winning Submissions: The Warframe Team will choose a Top 10 after reviewing all submissions. Winners will be chosen based on the wit and humour reflected in their submissions. Keep in mind that your joke will become part of the Warframe universe! We recommend looking at in-game lore for inspiration. The Design Council will determine the winning jokes or puns by voting on the Top 10 submissions selected by the Warframe Team. Design Council voting will begin on Friday, July 3 at 1:00PM ET and run until Thursday, July 9 at 1:00PM ET. Prizes: 1st place – Titania Prime Access & your joke added to Warframe! 2nd place – 1000 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 3rd place – 750 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 4th place – 750 Platinum! 5th place – 500 Platinum! This contest starts now until Thursday, July 2 at 1:00 PM ET! ALL PLAYERS FROM EACH PLATFORM CAN PARTICIPATE! Make us laugh, Operator! Operator....Did you not like your old mods?....*glitched ordis* GOOD THEY'RE JUST LIKE CORPUS SCUMM*End glitch* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bijay1088 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Operator , Do you know what hunger is?? I wonder if staying inside Warframe has made you (TIN CAN ) Warframe itself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)AgentBlaccout Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Ordis: "What Order did the Orokin execute?" Operator: ...? Ordis: "Order Execute Margolis." Operator: ..... Ordis: Haha..no that's wrong, apologies Operator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syvalion Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 "Operator! Ordis is happy to tell you that the long awaited update has been --[DE]-LAYED-- successfully implemented in the main system." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Droops_a_Snoop Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Operator Operaator........*sigh* Why do you never answer? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)S0ulja_B01_76 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Operator, when will you clean out that infested mess? I'd do it myself but I don't have hands and- It's really gross! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexMex-- Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 "Operator: All systems (zzztt electric sound) check. Everything(zzztt electric sound) is fine. Do you want me to start the air con(zzztt electric sound) conditioner ? I'm pretty sure it won't (zzztt electric sound) open the air lock... this time." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cefika Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Operator, Ordis wonders did you think Cephalons can love? Because... OrDiS LoVe MuRdeeeR...(static) i think is what Symaris feel for Suda...(silence) Oh sorry for bother you to this non-sense... Initiating directive 3-4-0-7... All systems nominal have a good.. MuRdeR SeSSiON...(static) Day. [Yep tsundere symaris is a thing xD And we all know all cephalon need love some more some less xD What is love?...] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)KyuuSenpai Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Il y a 22 heures, [DE]Helen a dit : Operator? Ordis wonders... do you know any good jokes? This contest is for all you jokesters and punsters! Ordis is looking for some new puns and witticisms from the Operator. Write a short quip, joke or pun and share it with us. The winning submissions will be recorded and added to Warframe! How to enter: Write a joke or pun to be spoken by Cephalon Ordis in-game. Share your submission in this thread for judging! Rules: One submission per player Submission must be your original creation Submission must not exceed 300 characters Submission must be Warframe-related Do not reserve spots in this thread Only post submissions in this thread Winning submissions become the property of Digital Extremes Submissions that do not follow these rules will be disqualified Selecting the Winning Submissions: The Warframe Team will choose a Top 10 after reviewing all submissions. Winners will be chosen based on the wit and humour reflected in their submissions. Keep in mind that your joke will become part of the Warframe universe! We recommend looking at in-game lore for inspiration. The Design Council will determine the winning jokes or puns by voting on the Top 10 submissions selected by the Warframe Team. Design Council voting will begin on Friday, July 3 at 1:00PM ET and run until Thursday, July 9 at 1:00PM ET. Prizes: 1st place – Titania Prime Access & your joke added to Warframe! 2nd place – 1000 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 3rd place – 750 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 4th place – 750 Platinum! 5th place – 500 Platinum! This contest starts now until Thursday, July 2 at 1:00 PM ET! ALL PLAYERS FROM EACH PLATFORM CAN PARTICIPATE! Make us laugh, Operator! Il y a 22 heures, [DE]Helen a dit : Operator? Ordis wonders... do you know any good jokes? This contest is for all you jokesters and punsters! Ordis is looking for some new puns and witticisms from the Operator. Write a short quip, joke or pun and share it with us. The winning submissions will be recorded and added to Warframe! How to enter: Write a joke or pun to be spoken by Cephalon Ordis in-game. Share your submission in this thread for judging! Rules: One submission per player Submission must be your original creation Submission must not exceed 300 characters Submission must be Warframe-related Do not reserve spots in this thread Only post submissions in this thread Winning submissions become the property of Digital Extremes Submissions that do not follow these rules will be disqualified Selecting the Winning Submissions: The Warframe Team will choose a Top 10 after reviewing all submissions. Winners will be chosen based on the wit and humour reflected in their submissions. Keep in mind that your joke will become part of the Warframe universe! We recommend looking at in-game lore for inspiration. The Design Council will determine the winning jokes or puns by voting on the Top 10 submissions selected by the Warframe Team. Design Council voting will begin on Friday, July 3 at 1:00PM ET and run until Thursday, July 9 at 1:00PM ET. Prizes: 1st place – Titania Prime Access & your joke added to Warframe! 2nd place – 1000 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 3rd place – 750 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 4th place – 750 Platinum! 5th place – 500 Platinum! This contest starts now until Thursday, July 2 at 1:00 PM ET! ALL PLAYERS FROM EACH PLATFORM CAN PARTICIPATE! Make us laugh, Operator! Stand by while i analyze the intelligence profiles of the grineer Error! Not a number! Did the Operator enjoy this witticism? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MKC-DEADLOCK Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Star child! Star child!! Star child!!! ...... I wish I could see him one day. Operator, are you a star child? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Asura_Tenshi Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Operator! Do you want to hear a joke or do you need some........Space? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collector_Souls Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Perhaps such a joke already existed, but still ... * Player displays a new companion in the incubator * "Operator, what a ... amazing thing you created! Interestingly, Simaeris knows how to stop this?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilot2394 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 (edited) 🙃 Цитата *Radio like sound* Bopp Bipp Operator, The speed of dark is 1.8 ten-ten-ten-ten-ten-O'miles per second. Glad to help. You ain't never had a friend like me *Radio like sound* Bopp Bipp *Just like in Discord, TS, that sound when somebody starts to speak. Edited June 20, 2020 by Pilot2394 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old_Stalker Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Operator, you back from Russi..(here is interference in voice).abyss. Congratulations! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightdragon64 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 (edited) After either interacting with your pet, breeding a baby pet, or using the pet module (with a currently wandering pet). "Aww, it's so- PURGE IT- Adorable..." Edited June 20, 2020 by lightdragon64 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuceusW Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 On your way to a *murder* spy mission operator? Will you use brute force *ordis*appear like you usualy do? ... ordis will begin shame protocol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Hakfire24 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 "based .... Based on what operator'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Chiggin8or Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 I am too old for this much excitement, Operator. Good thing you’re in your prime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)A_playernamedGus Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Operator, Ordis has a question. Why are they called Grineer they don’t seem to smile that much, should Ordis tell them a joke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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