Kiroku36 Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 When orbiting Earth: "I saw a bird today, operator. That Grineer -will pay- was so rude." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamHenky Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 Operator, How many Tenno does it take to change a lightbulb? Silly me, 1 of course! It's too bad Volt is just going to break it again with his discharge. *Sighs* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HatedByLifeItself Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 Do you remember Conclave operator ? No ? Me too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomPerson5498 Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 (edited) (After exiting decoration mode) "Operator, thank you for optimizing this ship's performance, I shall further inspect it while you're out- (distorted voice) *SPILLING BLOOD*- fighting your opponents." Edited June 21, 2020 by RandomPerson5498 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silzers Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 What's wrong operator? you've been there a while, is someone SPACING out? ha ha 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)AceKalibur3176 Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 How many crewmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None! They're too busy fighting over who has to spend the credits! Thought of it because theres a grineer joke but no corpus one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dmontheking Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 "operator, I am so angry at cephalon simaris, he called me orifice. I am ordus, he know this." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GodlyPlexi Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 Operator, do you think that Little Duck has a... Big Duck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guardian_Phantom Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 Orbiter? I hardly know her. That is a strange request, Operator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)GABO203 Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 "Operator how many Cephalon Suda does it take to change a light bulb?... none shell just sing at it" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)comfy_and_chill Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 [After completing a mission on Neptune] - Congratulation operator, these PUNy creatures didn't SEA it coming. - ... I really need to fix these glitches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)GenoBeast1910 Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 “Operator! I have wonderful news, your Argon crystals are expiring! - UsE TheM yOu wAsteFul - I suggest you make good use of them as soon as possible.” obviously would be used when your argon crystals are close to expiring, therefore also acting as helpful info as well. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M0ral_Television Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 ...and then he turned himself into a threshcone! Most humorous remark my precepts have observed, operator! ha ha ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Langthan_ Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 Ordis is Bordis. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violagameboy Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 (edited) "An ice cold weapon for the missions? Cool choice Operator! Edited June 21, 2020 by Violagameboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Kitty259 Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 I'm not really good at this but maybe these will be entertaining to someone! (When equipping main/most used warframe) Oh, Operator! What a *glith* awful *end glitch* wonderful choice of warframe! (Right after your kuva lich talks to you when you start the game) Operator? Is your lich bothering you? I might have to *glitch* rip his head off *end glitch* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ry971 Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 I'd love to see a message encoded in binary with distinct sounds for 0 and 1. For example : Operator (binary - 01000100 01101001 01100101 00001010 ) uh please ignore that. The binary sequence should be played fast enough to not be boring but slow enough that you can write it down after a few times hearing it. Or it can be played fast enough that you have to record it and slow it down to be able to solve it. The above word (01000100 01101001 01100101 00001010) --> Die, could be swapped out for any short word or a phrase if you want to make a real secret message. Also any message recited backwards might be quite funny to try and decipher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost_virus Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 Hurray Tenno, the VOID DEMON saved the day again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edetha Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 Operator, the sentients won't laugh at my jokes! Did they adapt to my humor? 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(NSW)Cthulhumon Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 Operator, what do the Corpus call tax evasion? A false profit. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)dla2kXnyc Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 (edited) "Operator what do you call a portrait hung up in your orbiter?" "A Wallframe!!!" (In Ordis's other voice insults): "Are you serious right now?!" or "Don't quit your day job." or "Booooooo!" or "Get him out of here!" "Ordis thought it was - (In Ordis's other voice) 'NOT' - funny." "Ordis apologizes." Edited June 21, 2020 by (XB1)dla2kXnyc 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(NSW)Cthulhumon Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 Ordis wonders, do you see other cephalons when you go out? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venom-Nightstar Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 "Intel indicates Grineer amputate their limbs to fit high-quality prosthetics. These enhancements must be expensive indeed, they cost an arm and a leg!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BackwardsBeast Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 (only plays after The Sacrifice) Operator, if you ever miss the Lotus, Ordis will be happy to remind you that (glitch) she wants you dead! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxTheFacts Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 "Ordis wonders about the naming of Fortuna... I struggle to find any examples of fortune or tuna." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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