AlternateRoute Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 Operator, I dissolved your fancy, shiny purple mods because I was bored. You never hang out with me anymore! Now, can we go farm some Kuva? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarKruizer Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 (edited) Long time player, first time submission. Here we go ~~ Operator? I have a haiku Relics, we must open Credits? Not for what WE find Baro comes. Shhhhhop Tiiime Ahem. Not my best work. ~~ Edited June 22, 2020 by StarKruizer Reformatted submission Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(NSW)gankingspank Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 Operator, how about i play some music -Fortuna soundtrack starts- NOT AGAIN (distorted ordis voice) Sorry it always gets stuck in my head 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)DaJoc Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 Operator, Ordis has been looking through your foundry lately... ...And it seems you have FOUND excellent (and very lethal) gear! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)lancetheslayer Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 (edited) Thank you for calling the Tenn-0 space program to speak to the operator please press 1 to speak with ordis please press 0 to mute ordis....... I’m sorry that’s not a valid option please call again. Edited June 22, 2020 by (PS4)lancetheslayer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Klock_Tax Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 Operator, how many grineer does it take to wash dirt off the floor. none they shot the floor cause there was -Tenno scum-(Ordan karris outburst). Is the Operator satisfied with this pun? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoooom Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 (Preferred use: foundry finished item). Operator, foundry item production has been DELAYED. No worries you can have them SOON. Сalculation error. You can have them NOW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaybeGaming Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 Are you going to select that Ordis operator? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Hakfire24 Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 braaaaaaaaaap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)uub480 Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 Operator , I have personality...... Issues . ...... Like the Lotus and your self eh Tenno Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0reion Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 Operator, I recommend ramming your enemies with the Orbiter if you ever want stealth on your mission. It won't be detected if they are already dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aia_Warden Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 Ordis is done trying to come up with witticisms for the Operator. You - ARE THE WORST - never laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(NSW)LilacRonin Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 I believe it is Ordis-tiny to save the system, operator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ssjgirl Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 "Operator, what do you call a group of Cephalons? A Cepha-lot! Did you find that amusing, Operator? --bzzt--No!--" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)ardenigh Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 (edited) [best paired with a successful Grineer sabotage mission, though it could work with any successful Grineer mission tbh!] "Excellent work, Operator – they never saw you coming! I suppose you could say they were a bit too… Grineer-sighted." (Optional addition: stilted laughter OR noise of disgust.) Edited July 1, 2020 by (XB1)ardenigh edited for clarity n stuff! changed some wording here n there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arszai Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 Ordis, upon returning from a Corpus mission (ideally, a Rescue mission, though it would work on most mission types): ”Have the Corpus never heard of that old concept, Habeas Corpus? Well, I suppose they’ll have heard about this new concept, “Have some corpses”, right, Operator ? I feel conflicted. (Italics mean the Ordan Karris personality speaking) For the sake of being the absolute pedant that this joke is already being to make me look like, Habeas corpus in real world legalese (more or less) means that you can’t imprison someone arbitrarily without a trial. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArdhalisPrime Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 (edited) Ordis: Operator, why is it that you never clean your self? It’s- Ordan Karris: DISGUSTING! Ordis: unhygienic. Edited June 22, 2020 by ArdhalisPrime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)dwarfjester Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 Operator I'm sorry for WRYMing my way into this conversation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StormTail22 Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 I dunno if it's been said or anything but here goes! "Operator,are you taking tactics from the Grineer? I haven't seen you shower!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)bellapucci1 Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 Operator, Ordis wonders... if the Orokin made everything better, where are their Prime jokes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)zackraz01 Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 Ship decompression in 3 2 1. Ha just kidding you're authorized. This time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)FCxRED Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 (edited) Operator, Ordis wonders... wait am I allowed to wonder Edited June 22, 2020 by (XB1)OneAndOnly0923 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DATAJackTheRipper Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 (edited) Operator, Ordis wonders ...when will the Eidolon become extinct? Edited June 22, 2020 by DATAJackTheRipper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lowgrav Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 my appolegys opperator but it seems all those fomorian cores we have destroyed have left the vacume of space unsutable for life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ambercatlucky2 Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 Do you know why I'm a Cephalon, Operator? Because I don't have a Cephal-off button, haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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