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Ordis: Operator, do you know what the Orokin said to the Dax?
Ordis: ...
Ordis: ...
Ordis: The silence was to indicate that they are unable to speak because
Karris Voice: you slaughtered them
Ordis: There are none left. Did you find that fact amusing?

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Operator, Please tell Dravo to keep *CLEM* away from the communication device. 

I had to *KILL* - delete many *LARGE* measages that contain just his name.

Next mission, please consider *LEAVENING HIM BEHIND-* Telling him to stop.

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Operator!Ordis couldn't help but notice how much time you spend listening to Nora Night.Has she WON YOU OVER WITH HER FEMININE CHARM(glitch),uhm.....offered you some useful information?

 

The reason for the two posts is that I wrote the first one on my phone and the second one on my PC,because i couldn't see it.Turns out i should have checked the last page instead of the first😅.

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Explanation for there being 2 posts from me
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When Player returns/finishes/ maybe abort an onslaught mission

" Operator,  Welcome back! [said in an enthusiastic voice] , I was able to Imprint your Emotes all over your onslaught statistics to [Creaky ordis voice] ---- SCREW ----- , Ease Cephalon Simaris Study, hmm for some reason its mind seemed Stressed! "


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Or a similar pun involving Simaris messages in onslaught

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