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On inviting players to orbiter

Operator, your guests have arrived. Shall I OPENTHEAIRLOCK-play some music?

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(Sometimes while selecting a mission with the warframe Excalibur equipped)

"Ahhh going on a mission with a reminder of a strong relic from the past Tenno? I would be Hayden for you to leave so soon with it!"  

 

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Operador ja se perguntou porque o design das armas grinner são tão ahh "preguiçosos" tipo a Hind é um pão que sofreu um acidente bem talvez a engenharia grinner esteja afrente do nosso tempo 

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Operator, what does a smart grineer and your argon storage have in commen? -Error 404-

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In a nervous tone: "Operator, I... need to delete some files. Could you... please enter a mission? ...Please?"

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Ordis is managing the ships storage inventory. I am concerned the Operators starch based diet will be problematic for the ships... disposal systems. Nevertheless i will catalogue the items marked "potato".

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"Operator. I thought about putting an observatory in the back, but the cost was astronomical.

Ordis apologizes for this pun-ishment of a joke"

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Operator?
I’ve been looking at stars and they seem to find something funny, even their chemical make up spells “heh”.

get it?!?
*disappointed sigh* I apologise. 

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(On equipping prime Warframe)

Operator, the Orokin called. They want that Warframe back!

 

 

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*Upon entering Operator mode inside the Orbiter*

Oh, Operator!
Do you wish to *static*  --RUN AWAY-- *static* stretch your legs?

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Operator, you have a new polarity! Was it a.. forma-tive experience? ...Ordis is sorry.

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(Angry Ordis Voice) OPERATOR YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES! Shall I read the rest of your communications?

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-When applying a DNA stabilizer on your companion-

Kavat:

"Operator, your companion is now in purr-fect conditions"

Kubrow:

"Operator, your companion is ready to go bark to action"

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Stop Operator! Let Ordis take your picture... you're framed perfectly.

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