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(If the operator uses Garuda) Operator... Ordis would like to say something about your appearance..

Its... Dreadful! Have you looked in the mirror yet? *Glitched Voice* Ha, Ha.

(Reference to her skill, Dread Mirror)

 

Edited by (PS4)NaruReshii
messed up one part, sorry!
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Ordis: Operator, what goes bump in the nigh- bzzt- Void?

Operator: Err, Eidelons?

Ordis: The Man-In-The-Wall because he forgot his flashlight!

Man-In-The-Wall (appears behind operator): Haha! Good one.

 

 

 

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Operator! My sensors are detecting a grineer presence on the ship! [Normal Ordis, agitated]

Kill them all! [Glitched Ordis]

[Small pause]

Nevermind operator, please empty your kavat's litterbox at your earliest convenience. [Normal Ordis, calm]

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Operator. What is the difference between the Grineer and the Corpus? 

Nothing! I am sure you can *glitch* purge both of *glitch*them to extinction! *end glitch* defeat both of them easily. I *glitch* greatly doubt your capabilities *and glitch* believe in you!

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