LLNiconiconi Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 warframe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huihuilang2017 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 ordis:TENNO,你的外观是很好看,但是装备mod了吗? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LNauN Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 每当提及自己如何拥有庞大的异融恐鸟军团时,Alad V总满怀骄傲:"非常简单!" "一名全副武装的坏脾气毒化者,一堆Nef私人恐鸟流水线生产的不合格次品,就能创造一支异融恐鸟小队。而这一切,仅仅需要1个赤毒,1000现金和一间可以抵御毒化者狂轰滥炸的干净房间!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linmicx Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Baro ki'Teer好像从来没打过折 总不会是因为Darvo曾让他的喉咙体验过一波三折吧 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yingji0v0 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 下次突击一定出紫卡 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wlox Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 Don't provoke Stalker,operator! I have dread enough! 指挥官,请不要招惹Stalker! 我已经有够恐惧的了! (我已经有足够多的恐惧了!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tape-player Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 (edited) 指挥官,请在进入天王星前准备吸尘器!因为... ash无处不在..... (因为天王星多狂躁Grineer啊) Edited June 21, 2020 by tape-player Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mexwellyang Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 (edited) Loki,Limbo,Wukong,Rhino正组成小队角逐第一届“月球杯”间谍任务比赛的冠军,获胜者可得到Orokin时代流传下来的超大型阿耶檀识雕像,当观众们都在猜谁能笑到最后时,举办方负责人匆忙赶到并宣布监控损毁,奖品失窃,比赛取消。对以上四人进行审讯时 Loki:不是我,我的分身不会移动; Limbo:不是我,我没法隐身; Wukong:不是我,我分身太傻; Rhino:你们别走,我还没说呢! 最终在Protea的确认下,除Rhino外其他三人被判盗窃,并进一步追查出了Hydroid和Titania这两个帮凶,Rhino由于其诚信比赛成为冠军,得到了追回的仅剩的4000内融核心。 Edited June 21, 2020 by mexwellyang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apoulinkel Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 Grineer和Infested聚众斗殴,警察来了,却把在一旁看戏的NYX带走了。 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saobath Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 (edited) 1,由于大量Tenno扎堆苏醒,Corpus兵的头盔消耗量更大了——都说了多少次那根光条不是眼睛,脑袋也没在那个位置上! 2,请各位Tenno抓鱼的时候不要用那么多染色剂,最近希图斯人舌头都是荧光的了。 3,歼灭任务,指的是把敌人的有生力量杀光,内务无人机并不算是有生力量!——Ordis 4,——全太阳系最结实的东西是什么? ——是Baro Ki'Teer的颈椎,我亲眼看到那个人脑袋上站了好几百个Warframe! 5,世界上最恐怖的事情莫过于一个精通段位只有3的,身上穿着一身他明显获得不到的饰品的新人Tenno,列出上千的白金想要买你手里的极品裂罅Mod了。 6,要是能在区域聊天频道上装上动能弹射武器,Tenno只靠聊天就能统治整个太阳系了。 Edited June 21, 2020 by Saobath 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parvana Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 指挥官 你知道虚空生存10天以上会掉落非常稀有的mod吗 不然ordis就不能理解Baro Ki'Teer 的产品到底是哪里来的了 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angeraze Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 (edited) 滴滴啵唧 滴滴波波耶 PS: 这段话并不是我原创的 是简中区所有玩家共同创造的一个''梗'' 源自模仿Nef Anyo中士每次都会唠叨的一段对话的音译 因为中士的发音有趣而且形象生动 所以成为了我们简中区常用的WF游戏笑话之一 如果这段笑话可以被加入到ordis平时逗趣指挥官的对话中 我不需要奖品 给我们全球WF玩家来一个3天资源双倍活动就好了 谢谢 Edited June 21, 2020 by Angeraze Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moshe7533 Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 指挥官,我为您找回了您遗失在虚空中的珍贵奖励,一个forma蓝图。 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BI1HSM Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 (edited) 莲妈:间谍任务只要杀光所有人 他们就不知道有人入侵了 Edited June 22, 2020 by BI1HSM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cxkjntmbb Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 指挥官 当我查阅Baro ki'Teer可能携带的物品概率时 查到了 雷筒prime 错误 概率非正数 指挥官喜欢我这句冷笑话吗? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yuyu12138 Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 (edited) Alad V:Corpus的能力是有极限的,越是沉迷于zanuka计划,就越会发现Corpus是有极限的(指多次被暴打)...除非成为超越Corpus的存在。 Tenno:你到底想说什么啊?Alad V Alad V:我不做Corpus啦Tenno!!!(掏出Infested病毒) Edited June 22, 2020 by yuyu12138 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wthout-i Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 (edited) 打开虚空遗物时:指挥官,据ordis统计,似乎光辉遗物是所有Tenno最爱恨交织的东西。 Edited June 22, 2020 by wthout-i Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goldenhypermuteki Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 (edited) 正在进行传识……错误,传识链接无响应……指挥官享受这个笑话吗 指挥官,您的库娃似乎总是无法给您带来好运,是因为它抑郁了吗(笑猫不笑) Edited June 22, 2020 by goldenhypermuteki Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
winterletter Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 指挥官,侦测到在途的核聚变打击,来自网络连接无响应 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crystal-phantom Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 军械库交互出来后: ordis:不必紧张,指挥官。orokin帝国已经凋零了!我保证~(语音延长扭曲) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EkPanous Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 在区域/疑难解答频道 我:请问在火星地图中出现的资源哪些比较有用? Rapheal:起飞! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aquapisces Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 Ordis:指挥官,Tenno究竟是怎么施救倒地的友军呢?(精神错乱)别问,问就虚空。 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoriakiPoint Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 一名TENNO同时装备了主武器捕月、副武器捕月和救赎者,请问他一共携带了几把近战武器 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ESRN Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 数据显示,许多tenno在接触金手指后消失了。指挥官,Ordis对此表示 [静电噪音] 担忧,请小心Corpus设下的阴谋。 *金手指是游戏作弊器的代称;Corpus飞船上的黄金之手雕像。 *Corpus代指现实中追求利益的作弊器售卖商人;游戏中的Corpus派系。 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jxtichi012 Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 指挥官,Ordis 一直在思考......仓库里面的材料哪种会比较好吃呢? 指挥官,为什么希图斯的人会把钓来的鱼会吃掉而你不吃?难道说您在嫌弃 Ordis 的手艺不好?......Ordis 有点伤心...... 指挥官,在您出去执行任务期间,Ordis 都会把您的披饰装饰物熨烫打理整齐呢,快夸夸 Ordis。 指挥官,Ordis 奇怪为什么战甲回来后会那么干净......那是因为 Ordis 会去帮忙清洗......希望指挥官在屠杀之余也可以顺便洗一下再回来...... Ordis 刚刚被你的同伴吓了一跳,快来安慰一下 Ordis ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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