Baro is a Liar

[-Krux-]

Have you paid out ducats to Baro Ki'teer?

Has Baro Ki'teer said that he'd invite you to one of his parties?

Have you ever been invited to one of his parties!?

Exactly. And neither have I.

DE!! We demand to know where and when these parties take place! We want our formal invitations!

[Myscho]

Baro Signal Inaros Prime only mission is his party 😄

[Zahnrad]

Baro Ki'Teer Party captura

I'd buy it.

[Kaotyke]

No, he never invited. He says "Perhaps you will attend one of my next parties?"

You are the one who never goes.

[(PSN)CallmeBraindead_]

Baro = scam man, he want me primes, he's the only 1 that'll buy the "prime parts" for his dumb duck hats he scamnm m

[Tesseract7777]

8 minutes ago, Kaotyke said:

No, he never invited. He says "Perhaps you will attend one of my next parties?"

You are the one who never goes.

And everytime he prepares these great parties, and he is standing there, alone, again. 

All that food, all the bunting and the dancers and the music... all of it wasted, yet again. 

Because you just don't get that that WAS the invitation. 

And you never come. Poor Baro. Forever alone. : ( 

Guy just wants some friends, he doesn't know how to ask more directly because he is shy... 

[KnossosTNC]

Nothing new. Baro has always been a con man, scamming children.

Think about it. After the multi-stage transactions he makes you do, what is the net outcome? You: some knick-knacks of varying usefulness. Him: your Credits and Prime Parts - the Ducats are merely returned to him. He makes you pay him to do work for his benefit. Kind of genius, really.

So yeah, don't believe a single thing he says.

[Proscriptor]

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[Kaotyke]

3 minutes ago, Tesseract7777 said:

And everytime he prepares these great parties, and he is standing there, alone, again. 

All that food, all the bunting and the dancers and the music... all of it wasted, yet again. 

Because you just don't get that that WAS the invitation. 

And you never come. Poor Baro. Forever alone. : ( 

Guy just wants some friends, he doesn't know how to ask more directly because he is shy... 

Nah, he has the dancers.

I bet they are using Red Veils and know how to hypinotize with their belly button.

Must be why his stocks are low as asks for Inaros Prime to help gather things to sell. He has no idea where his money has gone.

[Tesseract7777]

9 minutes ago, Kaotyke said:

Nah, he has the dancers.

I bet they are using Red Veils and know how to hypinotize with their belly button.

Must be why his stocks are low as asks for Inaros Prime to help gather things to sell. He has no idea where his money has gone.

This is starting to sound like a really interesting party. 

[ChaoticEdge]

The reason why no one had come to his party was really in reality...

[trunks013]

You guys are the best ^.^ 

[Dhrekr]

1 hour ago, Tesseract7777 said:

All that food, all the bunting and the dancers and the music... all of it wasted, yet again. 

On the other hand I expect that Baro serves only things like "Prisma Prawn Crackers", which are like prawn crackers but covered in a rare crystal that is only found within the Void.

[kgabor]

For Baro, scamming is the real 'party'.

He might be a liar, but he's a honest liar, you just interpreted what he said the wrong way.

[Sandomere]

I've been to his parties. He only gives actual invites to those he deems worthy. So if you've never gotten an actual invite... 

[Luciole77]

the famous garbage man

[(PSN)guzmantt1977]

2 hours ago, Tesseract7777 said:

And everytime he prepares these great parties, and he is standing there, alone, again. 

All that food, all the bunting and the dancers and the music... all of it wasted, yet again. 

Because you just don't get that that WAS the invitation. 

And you never come. Poor Baro. Forever alone. : ( 

Guy just wants some friends, he doesn't know how to ask more directly because he is shy... 

Man the last time I went to one, all he did was trash talk Darvo and go on and on about finding things of "immense value" deep in the void.

But there was something weird... when he got a bit tipsy he asked someone about where they lived as a child, but went and stood by a window staring out, and I could swear that the reflection looked like his eyes were welling up, and for an instant, no more than a second, there was a smell, like ozone and dust, and something else.... like burning flesh. 

But then he turned around with this big smile on his face like if he was trying to sell me something, and started talking about some prisma weapons that he found during his latest excursion.

[(PSN)robotwars7]

I went to one of Baro's parties once. it was a really high-class affair, so the food was awful, the music was bad, and there was no dancing. all seemed lost until Stalker turned up and we put on a show for the guests. unfortunately all of the guests were killed by stray energy waves and bullets, Baro survived by hiding inside his panic room full of Ducats. 

since then, I don't think I'm allowed to go to one of his parties again, but that's ok. I'm more of an introvert anyhow.

[(PSN)grayhyh]

Baro doesnt want me in his party... becuase i take off my pants everytime and dance drunk on the dining table

[ChaoticEdge]

4 minutes ago, (PS4)grayhyh said:

Baro doesnt want me in his party... becuase i take off my pants everytime and dance drunk on the dining table

Your not the only one, I had friend invited the grineer and corpus from long time ago...it was Baro's best friend's wedding and thous guys totally crash it.  Here is their picture I have here.

I don't have the picture but they actually did something close to this...

[(PSN)SoulPharonix]

Y'all been waiting for invites? I just show up.

Many good times, lots of good food.

[SpicyDinosaur]

5 hours ago, Tesseract7777 said:

And everytime he prepares these great parties, and he is standing there, alone, again. 

All that food, all the bunting and the dancers and the music... all of it wasted, yet again. 

Because you just don't get that that WAS the invitation. 

And you never come. Poor Baro. Forever alone. : ( 

Guy just wants some friends, he doesn't know how to ask more directly because he is shy... 

WTH is bunting?

[(PSN)guzmantt1977]

35 minutes ago, SpicyDinosaur said:

WTH is bunting?

S'like decorations that you drape to make everything look all festive like, and so's you can hide that spot on the wall from where our Jonathan tried to hammer a nail to hang a picture for his nan, but the plaster broke and left a gaping 'ole, that looks like it's shallow but our Elizabeth swears she saw a lizard crawl into and not come back out of. 

You know, bunting. 

[Tesseract7777]

37 minutes ago, SpicyDinosaur said:

WTH is bunting?

I'm bad with images, but if you want to get a better idea of what I'm talking about check google images for bunting, at least for me it's the main stuff that pops up, even though the word has synonyms for other meanings. 

It's basically that stuff people string on the walls at parties, usually made of soft cloth or fabric and is usually bright and colorful and might have designs on it as well. People who throw really extragavant birthday or holiday parties will often make their own, or buy it from supply stores, although I imagine the term I am using is probably rather archaic, as is the wide use of bunting in general. 

[(PSN)guzmantt1977]

2 hours ago, Tesseract7777 said:

I'm bad with images, but if you want to get a better idea of what I'm talking about check google images for bunting, at least for me it's the main stuff that pops up, even though the word has synonyms for other meanings. 

It's basically that stuff people string on the walls at parties, usually made of soft cloth or fabric and is usually bright and colorful and might have designs on it as well. People who throw really extragavant birthday or holiday parties will often make their own, or buy it from supply stores, although I imagine the term I am using is probably rather archaic, as is the wide use of bunting in general. 

I've heard people call them party banners instead, but I can say I've also heard it called bunting quite often. 🤷‍♂️

 

Then again I've heard people say an hotel, an holiday, an highway and an horse, and I didn't bat an eye when other people were freaking out, so maybe I do just know a bunch of people who speak archaic English. 😓