Sooo What Will You Do To Salad?

[xanroth]

title explains itself i hope.

After seeing what salad(aka mr bad touch moneybags) did to our fellow tennos some of us might be a little bit agitated.

So what will you do when you get your hands on salad personally ill tear him and those bidder apart and make a meat salad out of them that i will serve to some infested.

That or ill rhino stomp him into atoms then have a nekros and trinity put him back together and stomp him again.

 

i have a lot more ways to make him pay but i believe they might be a bit to graphic to post lets just say that they make Ramsey Snow(game of thrones for those who do not know who he is) look like a peaceful puppy

[Eidolon_Slayer]

Torture and then apply the same treatment. But this time, there's no fancy shield deactivation thing (the ones actually used to send Tenno back into the void) before dismemberment. 

 

Or let him go, and let my pet monster suddenly dismember him before he reaches the door.

Edited November 2, 2013 by Mikovsky

[WERElektro]

Simple:

 

I'll steal all his money/credits/ platinum. Don't think there's any better way to torture that bastard.

(Why Excalibur?? Why???? T_T, And you better take your filthy hands off Mag D:)

Edited November 2, 2013 by WEREsandrock

[Eidolon_Slayer]

Simple:

 

I'll steal all his money/credits/ platinum. Don't think there's any better way to torture that bastard.

(Why Excalibur?? Why???? T_T)

Excalibur is still alive!

[Namacyst]

I will buy him a drink and talk about the best way to exterminate all Grineer.

[Silraed]

I'll make him listen to radio pop music and force feed him eggplant.

[Hayden11121]

I'll kill him, because he needs to be dead, and not torture him because i'm not some maniacal sick being.

[Neuhnee]

Toss?

[WERElektro]

Excalibur is still alive!

 

The one in the trailer isn't, that's for sure. (Unless the Warframe that we saw being torn apart was empty)

[Tuxie]

I'm gonna ask if he has job openings for me, the pay from Lotus is awful.

[Skynin]

A salad from Alad.

[Eidolon_Slayer]

The one in the trailer isn't, that's for sure. (Unless the Warframe that we saw being torn apart was empty)

I think he was dead before torn alive...The orange shield thing got him.

[HomeyCDawg]

Disembowel him with the machete that I got from Ruk, then send his head back to Ruk to use as an ornament for his ship.

[Brynslustafir]

Take his Greedy skull milk.

[Z3GR4M]

I'm totally gonna toss it... ah... ah... anyone... know what I'm saying... hehehehe...

[Anarties]

Caress Embers and Saryns all day until the moon comes home.

[Archistopheles]

Bring Cereal and dog treats, cuz Greedy milk is going to be spilled, and that dog is going to be put down.

[letir]

I will grind him until he drop all Beserker and Detron BP. And all community will do same thing. Can you do something worse?

[AlchemistMute]

Excalibur had a Pendragon helmet. He loved that helmet, and they went everywhere together, laughing and shooting all throughout the asteroid. Then, one day, Salad swooped down and stole the Pendragon helmet. This made Excalibur very sad, but he decided he would be brave. So, the next objective, he walked up the stairs, crossed the bridge, climbed up the RoboDog...

 

And shanked the greedy milk from Salad V's skull.

 

Ain't no one mess with Pendragon Excalibur.

 

Ain't no one.

Edited November 2, 2013 by AlchemistMute

[Cpl_Facehugger]

I'm going to steal all his credits.<br /><br />And donate them to charities.

[vicwarrior]

I will hand him over a few warframes in exchange of a nice chunk of the profits of the he gets from bidding them away, profits numb everything.

[Cybernetix]

Have him made into a custom toilet. The seat is already there after all.

[Aspari]

The one in the trailer isn't, that's for sure. (Unless the Warframe that we saw being torn apart was empty)

No, he was alive before being killed by that scanning thingy. Most likely having his body atomized out of his Warframe.

[Eidolon_Slayer]

No, he was alive before being killed by that scanning thingy. Most likely having his body atomized out of his Warframe.

Or teleported somewhere else.

[NoeleVeerod]

Can't we just kill him and move on?