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dacond3 is a hipster hipster who wears bowlers to not be affiliated with other hipsters. However this has only made him one thing.

 

​A Giant Narcissist.

 

Also Elixze isn't a rude ninja who interrupts their superiors.

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Metheria is actually a unicorn which has a relationship with a Leprechaun. But sadly that ended very bad as Metheria ex-Norwegian Elk became jealous and sought to kill Metherias new Love. The Norwegian Elk killed Metherias Love and then magical Fairies appeared from nowhere to stab the Norwegian elk to death. The fairies cooked the Elk meat and then serverd it to Metheria, end of story.

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Why would I give a damn about some stupid leprechaun if I got free Elk Meat?

 

Elixze loves Alison very much, bringing her flowers, new clothes and feeding her. He french kisses her every day and has romantic picnics.

 

Alison is his 4 week old daughter.

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