Alacratha Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 The Person above me, enjoys spreading filth and lies about his fellow comrades in order to hide his own dark secret.. He Loves.. Cats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaynusK5 Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 Alacratha is actually a grineer disguised as a tenno :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordAsmolicious Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 KaynusK5 Wanted in all the States of the USA and 15 countries. What for you ask? Well let me tell you he is the Notorious Cat thief, he has robbed thousands of old cat ladies. To take away their cats. He now owns five houses around the globe filled with cats! Cats i tell you aaal stolen. he taks the definition of cat crazy to a new level! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheChaffeemancer Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 Marabunta5 is actually a terrorist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guymanbrodude Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 TheChaffeemancer is a Necromancer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSmash Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 guymanbrodude is a woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cables Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 TheSmash doesn't smell like cheese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notso Posted March 3, 2013 Author Share Posted March 3, 2013 Doesn't have access to the internet. Not even via cable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSmash Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 Has a fetish for garden tools, but only if they are deep purple, covered in glitter and have been juggled by 47 different clowns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaynusK5 Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 TheSmash is known all around the globe for his amazing skill at being able to tell what gun someone is using just by hearing them shoot it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jinvonoe Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 KaysniK5 was once thrown off a cruise ship into the middle of the Pacific for perving on the ship captain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skepsis Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 Jinvone lied about telling a story about how his life was flipped and turned upside down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gooeylobster Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 Skepsis has no kneecaps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 gooeylobster is not a lobster. He/She is secretly the mutation of Doctor Zoidberg's evil twin that tried to kill him and died but cheated death due to a fixed point in time and space that had to happen. Also likes to sing the Lorem Ipsum poem while taking a shower and has an alpaca as a pet. Enjoys cold showers... and chicken soup... at the same time... on rainy days... accompanied by the alpaca. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulEchelon Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 I found out recently that Alan tried to hit on Rebecca, and got a flying knee to the face. He went careening through a window. He's currently in a hospital. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadbill Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 ^watch hentai everyday and still manage to get a girlfriend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zyfe3rX Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 Deadbill sold his account to me for 1$ and went to play hentai games :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sambarpowder Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 Zyfe died Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strac_CRO Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 (edited) Crossflip is DERebecca's boyfriend Edited March 4, 2013 by Strac_CRO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nevrmoor Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 He isnt Strac_CRO, he is Strac_ORC, but his big fat green fingers were not able to hit the right buttons... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guymanbrodude Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 Nevrmoor lost the 'e' key on his keyboard in the middle of picking his username Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notso Posted March 5, 2013 Author Share Posted March 5, 2013 Is so feminine in real life he feels he has to compensate for it over the internet with a macho username and an Alpha-male personality facade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renan.Ruivo Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 He's a man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notso Posted March 6, 2013 Author Share Posted March 6, 2013 ruivoml is such a skilled spy and operative he infiltrated the DE headquarters and hacked their computer network to give himself the forum title "Tenno Operative". He doesn't actually help trasnlate the game at all! Also... How did you know? D: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sayoka Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Is not #32284 user Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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