guymanbrodude Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Sayoka owns Microsoft. And Sony. And Nintendo. And a small super market on the corner of Main Street, right across from the giant Wal-Mart, which is about to go out of business and all the employees will lose their jobs and the world will cry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renan.Ruivo Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 guymanbrodude always does the opposite of everything he was supposed to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kadishia Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Ruivoml is an xenophysical Humanisation dihydroergotamine social reform politian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scherhardt Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 (edited) You're not the masterofpain.. I pinched you and you screamed like sissy. Edited March 7, 2013 by Scherhardt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guymanbrodude Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 Scherhardt likes to paint his toe-nails ina stylish pink, then add some glitter and brag to all his friends about how "hip" and "trendy" he is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sollet Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 (edited) ^ Is actually a chick Edited March 8, 2013 by Sollet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
austinrelis Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 ^ Pretends like he doesn't S#&$ on peoples faces Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sayoka Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 ^ isn't rude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guymanbrodude Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 Sayoka is a secret admirer of DESteve and wants to marry him, lock him up in the basement and feed him bread crumbs until the end of his happy newlywed life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poisonkyuubi Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 guymanbrodude is actually a girl, a sexy blond girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lagniprimatte Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 Poisonkyuubi actually had to skip school today. CURSE YOU DIARRHEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guymanbrodude Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 Lagniprimatte is a chimpanzee. (Get it? primatte? primate? haha...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jinvonoe Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 guymanbrodude's name is a sad attempt at reclaiming a nonexistent masculinity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notso Posted March 10, 2013 Author Share Posted March 10, 2013 (edited) guymanbrodude's name is a sad attempt at reclaiming a nonexistent masculinity. That's a lie? D: jinvonoe once asked on Yahoo Answers if it was possible for his unborn baby to get pregnant while it was still in the womb. Babyception. Edited March 10, 2013 by Notso Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poisonkyuubi Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 (edited) Notso Faps while watching this =o Edited March 10, 2013 by Poisonkyuubi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paprika Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 (edited) In 1924, Poisonkyuubi was born to Siberian workers at a local fortune cookie factory. He was the middle-child in a family of one, so life was relatively good. His happiness was not to last. At the tender age of 42, his family was sold by the Soviet leadership to Japanese fishmongers that happened to be passing by the capital of the USSR, Singapore. Life under the fishmongers was hard. Poisonkyuubi was tasked with the cleaning of every single shark the family came to own. At first, the sharks were hostile to him, occasionally biting off Poisonkyuubi's limbs, but as time went on, the sharks grew to trust him partly because of Poisonkyuubi's loving care*, partly because the fishmongers had developed a taste for shark fin soup. When the time came, Poisonkyuubi strapped on a shark to each leg, and set about eviscerating the fishmonger family. Yes, even the nice, chubby boy that shared candy with all his friends at kindergarten. After exacting his revenge, he moved to South Korea, where he discovered his passion for chickens. Under the tutelage of Emily $&*^enson, Poisonkyuubi soon became the world's leading expert on chicken breeding. His chicken breeds were significantly stronger and faster than those of Colonel Sanders. To this day, Poisonkyuubi smuggles chickens into North Korea to help relieve the dolphins under the Communist Regime. *Poisonkyuubi is renowned for his soft, well-moisturized hands. By well-moisturized, I mean well-moisturized with premium skin products. What I don't mean to say is that he had clammy and sweaty hands that were perpetually moisturized by the perspiration dripping from his palms. That would be disgusting. Edited March 11, 2013 by Paprika Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guymanbrodude Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 Paprika DOES NOT taste like the vegetable. No, Paprika tastes like chocolate. Chocolate covered in tears and fears. And marshmallows. And while we're at it, could you stop saying the same lie about me all the time? It gets boring after a while :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adagio Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 guymanbrodude never gets bored from all the same lie on him over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over adn over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again. never ! no copy paste ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 The guy above didn't use copy paste. And is also a big vegetable from space Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Story4 Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 The guy above didn't use copy paste. And is also a big vegetable from space His name actually is Alansuprmecommanderoftheoverlordgrinnercorpusalliance jessy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guymanbrodude Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 Contrary to popular belief, Story4 sucks at telling bedtime stories. He once told one to his niece and scared her so bad, that whenever she sees a cat, she goes silent and stares at it, hoping it would vanish in a cloud of smoke, only to realize it will never happen and then cry for an hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Posted March 14, 2013 Share Posted March 14, 2013 guymanbrodude is actually a hot gamer girl on disguise for the CIA, FBI, UN, UNEP, CBS, BBC, GNC and TGIF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteApe Posted March 14, 2013 Share Posted March 14, 2013 Alan is a truck stop lot lizard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guymanbrodude Posted March 14, 2013 Share Posted March 14, 2013 WhiteApe is a purple donkey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Posted March 14, 2013 Share Posted March 14, 2013 guymanbrodude is a genetically modified capybara with the mind of an human being and will secretly rule the world in 2032. Also likes spinach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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