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guymanbrodude's name is a sad attempt at reclaiming a nonexistent masculinity.

That's a lie? D:

jinvonoe once asked on Yahoo Answers if it was possible for his unborn baby to get pregnant while it was still in the womb. Babyception.

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In 1924, Poisonkyuubi was born to Siberian workers at a local fortune cookie factory. He was the middle-child in a family of one, so life was relatively good. His happiness was not to last. At the tender age of 42, his family was sold by the Soviet leadership to Japanese fishmongers that happened to be passing by the capital of the USSR, Singapore.

Life under the fishmongers was hard. Poisonkyuubi was tasked with the cleaning of every single shark the family came to own. At first, the sharks were hostile to him, occasionally biting off Poisonkyuubi's limbs, but as time went on, the sharks grew to trust him partly because of Poisonkyuubi's loving care*, partly because the fishmongers had developed a taste for shark fin soup.

When the time came, Poisonkyuubi strapped on a shark to each leg, and set about eviscerating the fishmonger family. Yes, even the nice, chubby boy that shared candy with all his friends at kindergarten. After exacting his revenge, he moved to South Korea, where he discovered his passion for chickens. Under the tutelage of Emily $&*^enson, Poisonkyuubi soon became the world's leading expert on chicken breeding. His chicken breeds were significantly stronger and faster than those of Colonel Sanders.

To this day, Poisonkyuubi smuggles chickens into North Korea to help relieve the dolphins under the Communist Regime.

*Poisonkyuubi is renowned for his soft, well-moisturized hands. By well-moisturized, I mean well-moisturized with premium skin products. What I don't mean to say is that he had clammy and sweaty hands that were perpetually moisturized by the perspiration dripping from his palms. That would be disgusting.

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guymanbrodude never gets bored from all the same lie on him over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over adn over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again. never !

no copy paste !

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Contrary to popular belief, Story4 sucks at telling bedtime stories. He once told one to his niece and scared her so bad, that whenever she sees a cat, she goes silent and stares at it, hoping it would vanish in a cloud of smoke, only to realize it will never happen and then cry for an hour.

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