Agent_Maine Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 (edited) Grander.Alderman has never played Warframe in his/her life, he/she just looks at the Forums. Edited September 28, 2014 by Agent_Maine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grander.Alderman Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 (edited) Agent_Maine suffered an anomaly at birth which caused him to grow a sixth toe... on his/her face. Edited September 29, 2014 by Grander.Alderman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Fracture8 Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 Grander.Alderman is a sentient toe that grew on some random persons face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RidingSouls Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 KilelrDrone492 has a passion for lanterns and all things 18th century. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent_Maine Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 RidingSouls has never ridden a soul in his life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenzinNinJa Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 Agent_Main is living on a strict diet based around linoleum products. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bespokecord7791 Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 BenzinNinJa is not a real Ninja! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent_Maine Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 (edited) bespokecord7791 has a schedule every day, and what he does is kill small kubrows, takes their lifeless body to the top of mount doom and sacrifice them to the Nazis. Edited September 29, 2014 by Agent_Maine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bespokecord7791 Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 Agent_Maine is not lieng! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dexaldem Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 Agent_Maine is not lieng! bespokecord7791 is actually lying, and drops them down onto a trampoline at the bottom of the mountain where the Lotus catches them and takes care of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grander.Alderman Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 bespokecord7791 is actually lying, and drops them down onto a trampoline at the bottom of the mountain where the Lotus catches them and takes care of them. This is a lie too, for it is actually Dexaldem disguised as Lotus! He/she takes the caught kubrows and enslaves them, forcing the poor puppies to run inside a giant hamster wheel that generates electricity to power Dexaldem's TV. The only freedom the kubrows know after being captured by Dexaldem is the sweet freedom of death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bespokecord7791 Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 This is a lie too, for it is actually Dexaldem disguised as Lotus! He/she takes the caught kubrows and enslaves them, forcing the poor puppies to run inside a giant hamster wheel that generates electricity to power Dexaldem's TV. The only freedom the kubrows know after being captured by Dexaldem is the sweet freedom of death. And this is a lie to since Grander.Alderman likes to kiss grineer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warriorrogue Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 Bespokecord is not custom made. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bespokecord7791 Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 Warriorrogue is really ugly with that helmet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenzinNinJa Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 Bespokecord7791 doesn't drink coffee, but insted just eats it, and lets the infernal temepratur of his/her stomach do the actual cooking of the coffee grinds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bespokecord7791 Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 Bespokecord7791 doesn't drink coffee, but insted just eats it, and lets the infernal temepratur of his/her stomach do the actual cooking of the coffee grinds. Is telling the truth i don't drink coffe but Benzin does not drink coffe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Fracture8 Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 bespokecord7791 is an eldrietch cult leader and will be responsible for the summoning of Cthulu in 2016 God help us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bespokecord7791 Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 KilerDrone492 is a squid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent_Maine Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 bespokecord7791 hates squids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Fracture8 Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 Agent_Maine grew a mane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent_Maine Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 KilelrDrone492 wanted to stroke that mane in the creepiest possible way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warriorrogue Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 RVB S12 FINALE SPOILERS Agent_Maine's helmet is on the staff of charon. He is running around without his helmet. Grineer love the easy target Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenzinNinJa Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 Warriorrogue is neutrally buoyant at a depth of 187 fathoms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grander.Alderman Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 BenzinNinJa makes a living by changing people's Wi-Fi passwords and holding the network hostage until they pay a ransom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegpoidBeetle Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Grander.Alderman has AIDS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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