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Grander.Alderman writes sexy fanfiction about getting abducted by aliens.

 

 

Ahem...

 

-CM-Tiffany opened her eyes and found herself bound to an operating table, unable to move her arms or legs. The walls of the room she was in shined with a metallic sheen and several lights on the ceiling converged their beams on her, making her feel even more exposed and vulnerable.

 

She suddenly heard a whooshing noise behind her, and tuned her head as far as possible to be able to catch a glimpse of a circular aperture open in one of the walls, which revealed a dark silhouette bathed in green light enter the room.

 

The stranger crossed to the other side and fully came into vision, its dark, compound eyes locked with -CM-Tiffany's, and the alien began to slowly undress, revealing a grey spiked carapace and segmented limbs

 

"What are you doing? What do you want from me?" -CM-Tiffany asked, struggling against her bonds.

 

The alien looked her in the eyes once again, then parted its mandibles and rasped deeply.

 

"It's probing time"

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Grander is soo good at this game he/she is simply uncomprehendable. they once 360 no scoped sarges ruk from venus while he was on saturn with a penta. it was not even the blast that killed ruk, no it was the grenade it self.

 

it hit with such a force that all the grineer on that station died of spontaneous ear drum combustion.

 

but that was not all, oh was it not... for grander was so good at this game that they had calculated exactly were the pilot would be at the time so that when he died from ear drum combustion he would fall on to the controls  causing it to fly right into vey heks foumorian.

 

this would cause a chain reaction in the ships power cores that would fire its lazer right at eris right when the corpus were trying to reclame it.

 

in short one shot 3.2 seconds and 2345748 kills.... Grander= best player ever.

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