_Fracture8 Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 (edited) Benzininja is a bloke named Ben inside a poorly constructed sexy ninja outfi. Hence his/her username. Edited November 14, 2014 by KilelrDrone492 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grander.Alderman Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 The 492 in KiIeIrDrone492's username is actually his/her rank among KiIeIrDrones. He/she spends 95% of their time awake boiling with envy at ranks 491 and above, secretly devising plots to get them demoted and get a chance to move up in the KiIeIrDrone hierarchy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFIRE Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 The 492 in KiIeIrDrone492's username is actually his/her rank among KiIeIrDrones. He/she spends 95% of their time awake boiling with envy at ranks 491 and above, secretly devising plots to get them demoted and get a chance to move up in the KiIeIrDrone hierarchy.The Grander in Grander.Alderman name is his rank among the AldermansHis rank is quite high but he spends his days thinking of a plan to kill the Enormer of the Alderman,which is the highest rank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgax Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 (edited) The 492 in KiIeIrDrone492's username is actually his/her rank among KiIeIrDrones. He/she spends 95% of their time awake boiling with envy at ranks 491 and above, secretly devising plots to get them demoted and get a chance to move up in the KiIeIrDrone hierarchy. Never wanted to grow beard. Edited November 17, 2014 by Morgax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_Vauban Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 Never wanted to grow beard. Doesn't even know what a beard looks like owo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHIR0B0N Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 Doesn't even know what a beard looks like owo can't grow a beard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agentcheese Posted November 18, 2014 Share Posted November 18, 2014 (edited) you know the edge of tomorrow? that movie were the dude dies over and over again so he can finally win in the end? well that is what SHIR0B0N is... only he/she is not the good one this time.... they are working with the orokin to exact their masters revenge. so your probably thinking they work with the stalker... WRONG he's on their list as well... just further down. in fact so are the orokin, because why bother taking orders from someone when you can give the orders. that and no one will ever betray you either... you know there every move. no matter what they do you WILL WIN... in the end it all becomes part of the plan... a very long and mind mindbogglingly confusing plan but a plan none the less. oh and this topic, this very post. do you know how many times SHIR0 has had to die for this to happen? 11473 times... all because of...ME. because I to know the secret and I am coming for you SHIR0... but then you all may be wondering why I am telling everyone this including SHIR0, well i wouldn't want this to get boring now would I? were is the fun when your foe knows what is going to happen? and everyone else... well when ever either me or SHIR0 dies the day resets and no one but me and SHIR0 will know what happened... as for you SHIR0..... and as for the ban, that is how I will be getting rid of SHIR0... with a ban-hammer of course.(takes out a hand granade and pulls the pin) ill see YOU on the other side....AHAHAHAHA!.... Edited November 18, 2014 by Agentcheese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted November 18, 2014 Share Posted November 18, 2014 AgentCheese Works for the Infested and not for the Tenno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgax Posted November 18, 2014 Share Posted November 18, 2014 AgentCheese Works for the Infested and not for the Tenno. Is the real Harley Quinn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHIR0B0N Posted November 18, 2014 Share Posted November 18, 2014 you know the edge of tomorrow? that movie were the dude dies over and over again so he can finally win in the end? well that is what SHIR0B0N is... only he/she is not the good one this time.... they are working with the orokin to exact their masters revenge. so your probably thinking they work with the stalker... WRONG he's on their list as well... just further down. in fact so are the orokin, because why bother taking orders from someone when you can give the orders. that and no one will ever betray you either... you know there every move. no matter what they do you WILL WIN... in the end it all becomes part of the plan... a very long and mind mindbogglingly confusing plan but a plan none the less. oh and this topic, this very post. do you know how many times SHIR0 has had to die for this to happen? 11473 times... all because of...ME. because I to know the secret and I am coming for you SHIR0... but then you all may be wondering why I am telling everyone this including SHIR0, well i wouldn't want this to get boring now would I? were is the fun when your foe knows what is going to happen? and everyone else... well when ever either me or SHIR0 dies the day resets and no one but me and SHIR0 will know what happened... as for you SHIR0..... and as for the ban, that is how I will be getting rid of SHIR0... with a ban-hammer of course.(takes out a hand granade and pulls the pin) ill see YOU on the other side....AHAHAHAHA!.... Holy Dooley, mate! Is the real Harley Quinn. ^ gives candy to kids in the back of his white panel van Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenzinNinJa Posted November 18, 2014 Share Posted November 18, 2014 ghentis cosplays as DESteve every year at E3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grander.Alderman Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 BenzinNinJa is the head of the Ministry of Silly Walks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Grand.Alderman killed this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenzinNinJa Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Noamuth just sold me my breakfast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 BenzinNinja is the mother of Utarious' bebe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Noamuth is pregnant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaokasalis Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Utarious is made of cake, but the cake is a lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenzinNinJa Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Ory_Hara is the reason 6 ate 7. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaokasalis Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 BenzinNinja is telling a lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 (edited) BenzinNinJa is a MLP fanboy. Edit:Ory_Hara didn't ninja me. Edited January 14, 2015 by TheVerdict Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaokasalis Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 TheVerdict is part of a conspiracy that wants to install rectal computers in everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Ory_Hara is the leader of that conspiracy group. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CheeseHasLeafs Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 (edited) TheVerdict farts sometimes. Now, your own farts tend to smell a little less offensive to yourself, and this applies to TheVerdict, the same as anyone else. But TheVerdict's farts are so bad that when even a little of it wafts into his nose, he pukes a little into his mouth. Edited January 14, 2015 by CheeseHasLeafs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 CheeseHasLeafs spends far too much time in the mens locker room, inside someones locker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VanLyrr Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Noamuth is ugly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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